Attn British people: can you please translate this for me? - Page 2

broseph · #41 01-24-2012, 01:14 PM

a lorry is a truck, fuck man.

Instigator · #42 01-24-2012, 01:32 PM

LOL

Zok Jr. · #43 01-24-2012, 07:02 PM

Why would a truck be called a lorry? Thats like a woman's name...

Shrike · #44 01-24-2012, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

Why would a truck be called a lorry? Thats like a woman's name...

Why would a cinema be called a theatre? That's where plays are shown, not films.

Retard Synrdome · #45 01-24-2012, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

Why would a truck be called a lorry? Thats like a woman's name...

Why would a lorry be called a truck?
That's like an imbecile's name.

007GoldenShower · #46 01-25-2012, 01:44 AM

In Britain it is very common for men named Lorry to come up and start pummelling your arsehole. The citizens accept this as part of daily life.

broseph · #47 01-25-2012, 03:37 AM

why would a game you play with the ball in your hands be called football?

rabbitweed · #48 01-25-2012, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by broseph

why would a game you play with the ball in your hands be called football?

The first code of football established was Rugby FYI, which heavily involved your hands.

As did the precursor to all modern football played in medieval Britain, by all accounts.

broseph · #49 01-25-2012, 09:54 AM

FYI

Instigator · #50 01-25-2012, 10:52 AM

bumpacks amd fammypackers

Zok Jr. · #51 01-26-2012, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

In Britain it is very common for men named Lorry to come up and start pummelling your arsehole. The citizens accept this as part of daily life.

This is obviously what it meant, I don't know why all you dicks are trying to convince me a lorry is a truck that obviously doesn't even make sense.

007GoldenShower · #52 01-26-2012, 10:04 PM

Agreed.

Although you Americans have a lot to answer for in regards to the word 'truck'.

This is not a truck.

**Rolf** · #53 01-26-2012, 10:09 PM

It looks like a truck, notes Rolf.

broseph · #54 01-26-2012, 11:17 PM

that's a 4x4, mate.

only a fucking dick drives one of those in england anyway. petrol is too expensive and the roads are too narrow.

Zok Jr. · #55 01-26-2012, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by broseph

that's a 4x4, mate.

only a fucking baller ass nigga drives one of those in england anyway. petrol is too expensive and the roads are too narrow.

ftfy

rabbitweed · #56 01-26-2012, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

Agreed.

Although you Americans have a lot to answer for in regards to the word 'truck'.

This is not a truck.

croikey beaut ute m8

007GoldenShower · #57 01-26-2012, 11:38 PM

You're just mad because kiwis still get around in Maori canoes

rabbitweed · #58 01-26-2012, 11:58 PM

That sentence I typed could easily have been uttered in NZ. You paranoid weirdo.

**Rolf** · #59 01-27-2012, 12:00 AM

Why still talking about paranoid wierdo trucks? asks Rolf.

is all mememememe with me · #60 01-27-2012, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

Really that's what that means? I thought bum meant like ass or something?

are you talking about your fanny??

Zok Jr. · #61 01-27-2012, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

are you talking about your fanny??

Look at my original post:

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

One time I heard some british guy say something like
"oy ive got a lorry in me bum, bugger."

What does that mean?? I've always wondered.

I didn't say it, some english guy did.

is all mememememe with me · #62 01-27-2012, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

Look at my original post:

I didn't say it, some english guy did.

yeah, but you call it your fanny right?

**Rolf** · #63 01-27-2012, 04:46 AM

Fanny is stupid word, just say ass like everybody else, demands Rolf demandingly.

Zok Jr. · #64 01-27-2012, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

yeah, but you call it your fanny right?

I have no idea what that means.

is all mememememe with me · #65 01-27-2012, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rolf

Fanny is stupid word, just say ass like everybody else, demands Rolf demandingly.

hmm

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

I have no idea what that means.

look it up then http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny

broseph · #66 01-27-2012, 04:18 PM

i could do with some fanny tonight.

at least i've got loads of draw and voddy, and the flat all to myself though.

is all mememememe with me · #67 01-27-2012, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by broseph

i could do with some fanny tonight.

at least i've got loads of draw and voddy, and the flat all to myself though.

can i bum a fag bro?

broseph · #68 01-27-2012, 04:49 PM

i'll post you one

is all mememememe with me · #69 01-27-2012, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by broseph

i'll post you one

great, i'll suck it all the way down to the butt. hahah

broseph · #70 01-27-2012, 04:57 PM

put that fag in your mouth and suck hard and deep, until you feel satisfied.

then once you're finished you can do what you want with the butt. i like to hold the butt in my hand, and just feel it, you know?

Zok Jr. · #71 01-27-2012, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

hmm

look it up then http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny

Oh. In the USA we just say ass.

is all mememememe with me · #72 01-27-2012, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

Oh. In the USA we just say ass.

or

*loud american accent*

Hiiiiii, I'm Randy. I've just been Shagging Balls for the Yankees

is all mememememe with me · #73 01-27-2012, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by broseph

put that fag in your mouth and suck hard and deep, until you feel satisfied.

then once you're finished you can do what you want with the butt. i like to hold the butt in my hand, and just feel it, you know?

hey i'm having faggots tonight, and then i'm gonna enjoy munching on some spotted dick, lawl

broseph · #74 01-27-2012, 05:23 PM

im on the bus to go get weed. Got a new phone and I can post on the move ahah

Zok Jr. · #75 01-27-2012, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

or

*loud american accent*

Hiiiiii, I'm Randy. I've just been Shagging Balls for the Yankees

I've never heard that used either but I'm not a very big fan of baseball fucking boring ass sport.

is all mememememe with me · #76 01-27-2012, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

Oh. In the USA we just say ass.

so have you never heard of a fannypack? those godawful half belt half bag things that tourists wear.

broseph · #77 01-27-2012, 06:14 PM

got some buzzing green for the weekend

Zok Jr. · #78 01-27-2012, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

so have you never heard of a fannypack? those godawful half belt half bag things that tourists wear.

Yeah I just never used the term fanny before or knew it meant ass, its a weird word, I thought it was more of an english thing. God damn fanny packs

I know a guy who wears one lolol that shit is like from the 80s/early 90s

is all mememememe with me · #79 01-27-2012, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

Yeah I just never used the term fanny before or knew it meant ass, its a weird word, I thought it was more of an english thing. God damn fanny packs

I know a guy who wears one lolol that shit is like from the 80s/early 90s

no here they call them bumbags

broseph · #80 01-27-2012, 07:17 PM

in england a fanny is a vagina, anyway.

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