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Originally Posted by Rolf
Noooo, uck, Rolf threw up in the mouth of Rolf. Firstly, they all look the same, second, not a true blonde amongst them, third, white hair is for old people, fourth, they orange, like those little guys from the chocolate factory, fifth, british flag bikinis, sixth, seventy pounds of cosmetics on each of them, not pretty when such a magnitude is needed to hide the ugly, proclaims Rolf.
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Pretty sure you just described America dude (minus the bikini part) and for the record I'm a natural blonde. You get jersey shore wannabes wherever you go but doesn't it make more sense for there to be more of these people where they originated from

? But i must admit, with all the ripping on America that happens here, it's only fair Australia cops some now and then. I can rip on both countries since i'm half Australian/American