So I've started drinking my breakfasts...

[iMagiNation]

And no, I don't drink those gay ass protein shakes. I'm talking bloody marys (using V8 or freshly juiced veggies instead), sherry and/or brandy flips(whole raw eggs, fresh raw honey instead of sugar, shaken & strained), dirty martinis...

However, I need some more drinks. The three requirements are it must be alcoholic, delicious, and have some sort of nutritional value.

[arleybob]

like a boss. after reading so much about hunter s. thompson, it makes me wanna drink bloody marys for breakfast.

he would start every day with a good three or four bloody marys, a shit ton of food (ham, bacon, eggs, toast, grapefruits, etc.), a few lines of coke, some beer. this would all take at least two hours, and he'd prefer to eat it naked outside.

what a fucking man.

[iMagiNation]

Yeah you're right I should have another drink.

Srsly though HST had an insatiable lust for life. That's commendable in anyone.

Now, about those fucking drinks. I know we have some serious alcoholics here on zoklet. but do we have anyone that can make a good drink?

[elf omg]

try incorporating some carrot juice, should mix well with vodka.

why are you doing this, though?

[arleybob]

when i mix drinks, it's usually just rum and coke. they taste really fucking good and they're strong as hell, but i'm not bartender.

[iMagiNation]

^^I put raw eggs in my sherry flip, nigga(some pussy bitches will call for only egg whites which is pussy shit). For my bloody mary, which I like to call a Bloody Fucking Mary, I use V8, liberal amounts of vodka, a few drops of habanero sauce(this is what gives it the "fucking" quality), and a dash of black pepper. Feel your balls growing. ON YOUR CHIN.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by iMagiNation

^^I put raw eggs in my sherry flip, nigga(some pussy bitches will call for only egg whites which is pussy shit). For my bloody mary, which I like to call a Bloody Fucking Mary, I use V8, liberal amounts of vodka, a few drops of habanero sauce(this is what gives it the "fucking" quality), and a dash of black pepper. Feel your balls growing. ON YOUR CHIN.

Needs real horseradish and worcestershire.. most of the kick should be coming from the horseradish.

[iHaveCandyInMyVan]

I fucking love any kind of alcohol. I fucking hate bloody marys.

[elf omg]

bloody marys are my favorite drink

[iMagiNation]

Originally Posted by elf omg

Needs real horseradish and worcestershire.. most of the kick should be coming from the horseradish.

Trust me nigga, habanero sauce beats the fuck out of worcestershire + horseradish.

[888]

Try clam juice .. ? I don't like tomato juice so the next best thing for me would be a caesar .

with one of these

[iMagiNation]

Oh. Maybe whole clams! That would be bitchin'. or oysters or something.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by iMagiNation

Trust me nigga, habanero sauce beats the fuck out of worcestershire + horseradish.

No, you keep the habanero sauce in it; you're just missing some ingredients.

[iMagiNation]

Okay then do you have any other suggestions?

[elf omg]

lime juice

[iMagiNation]

...lime juice and what?

[elf omg]

lol