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Over 9000 5 15.15%
Fucking miserable 3 9.09%
Somewhat 8 24.24%
A little bit 4 12.12%
I want to dance with flowers 13 39.39%
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:00 AM
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GTFO if you're all perky tits
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:06 AM
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A lil bit
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:10 AM
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just no luck for a slav in this white mans world
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:17 AM
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just no luck for a slav in this white mans world
Alot of us were born to lose
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:36 AM
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Yeah well having Rolfas a mod makes everyone suffer
They modded Rolf to punish all users
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Old 02-10-2012, 04:31 AM
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put somewhat. always thinking there's something more i can reach. not so much that i'm greedy (okay maybe a tad greedy), but average things in life become boring. there's def something new to get into all the time.

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I just want to smash everything and kill people and make everybody feel my pain.
ahhhh, that's the ticket
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Old 02-10-2012, 04:37 AM
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Let us dance in the sun, wearing wild flowers in our hair.
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Old 02-10-2012, 08:05 AM
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i'm happy as a fucking clam
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Old 02-10-2012, 09:47 AM
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i'm happy as a fucking clam
Even under house arrest ??????????
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Old 02-10-2012, 04:30 PM
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I'm not under house arrest.
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Old 02-10-2012, 04:38 PM
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I'm Kathy fuckin' Bates with a five pound sledgehammer miserable.

"I see a red door and I want to Paint It Black"

Wait a minute.. I just saw the Geico 'Lil' Piggy that went whee whee whee whee' commercial, I feel much better now.
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Old 02-11-2012, 07:04 AM
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I think I'm on a level somewhere between 'Somewhat' and 'A little bit'. But not given a middle option I just rounded up (or down, depending on how you look at it I guess) to 'Somewhat'.

On the outside though, I'm fucking 'Dancing with flowers'!
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Old 02-11-2012, 07:07 PM
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i'd say i'm somewhat miserable in general, but there's still reasons to get out of bed in the morning. even if it's just to go to work.
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Old 02-11-2012, 07:14 PM
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lol pretty much all the girls want to dance with flowers.
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Old 02-11-2012, 08:14 PM
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>9000
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Old 02-11-2012, 08:32 PM
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Great, now we have a comprehensive list of all the weak minded bitches of zoklet.
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Old 02-11-2012, 08:48 PM
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Great, now we have a comprehensive list of all the weak minded bitches of zoklet.
And the super delusional such as yourself. I guess Ignorance is bliss.
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Old 02-11-2012, 09:11 PM
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Somewhat. A perfect flow of apathy. Don't care if I'm happy or sad, just not really feeling anything.
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I'm a happy fucking guy.
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Old 02-11-2012, 09:53 PM
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And the super delusional such as yourself. I guess Ignorance is bliss.
Heaven is in your mind bro.
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Old 02-11-2012, 09:59 PM
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Heaven is in your mind bro.
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Old 02-11-2012, 10:51 PM
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Oh slag I do envy you I wish I could be content with an empty life such as yourself.
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Oh slag I do envy you I wish I could be content with an empty life such as yourself.
Is your comment really a reflection of reality or is it just a product of hatred? Think about that.
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Old 02-11-2012, 11:18 PM
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Great, now we have a comprehensive list of all the weak minded bitches of zoklet.
..and I suppose you shit Happy Meals?
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