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Old 02-26-2012, 11:12 PM
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Default Breast milk is the shit.

I don't know why but I think drinking some bitches milk that was produced by her body and then it nourishes and helps my body like a multivitamin is so hot. If I think about it too long I get a hard boner and I almost have to jack off to make it go away.

I gotta get some of that.
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:15 PM
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:40 PM
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:44 PM
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I've asked my girlfriend numerous times about her thoughts on me placing a craiglist ad asking for lactating single mothers to allow me to suckle in return for cash. Her thoughts are that of disgust.
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:49 PM
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Sounds like you have a lactation fetish, Actor. How is your relationship with your mother? It could have something to do with your apparent lactophilia.
Possible, but I doubt it. Freud was right about a bunch of things, but I think most of his theories on sex were utterly incorrect.

You could call me a lactophile, but my relationship with my mother is pretty much normal. There's nothing strange going on there. I just think it's hot to see women leak milk from their nice tits.
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:50 PM
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Breastmilk is awesome!
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:52 PM
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if i get my girlfriend preg she said i can try her breast milk.
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Old 02-26-2012, 11:55 PM
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Aside from anything sexual, i think it would be pretty cool to make some cheese from breast milk. I wonder what some sweet breast milk canoles would taste like?
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Default Re: Breast milk is the shit.

I think this is super funny.
But I don't find it weird personally.
I guess I would try it?
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Old 02-28-2012, 01:16 AM
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Possible, but I doubt it. Freud was right about a bunch of things, but I think most of his theories on sex were utterly incorrect.

You could call me a lactophile, but my relationship with my mother is pretty much normal. There's nothing strange going on there. I just think it's hot to see women leak milk from their nice tits.
It is pretty hot tbh.
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if i get my girlfriend preg she said i can try her breast milk.
She doesn't need to be pregnant to lactate.

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Some people think "adult breast feeding" is wierd and lude. Technically speaking, consuming human milk in any manner is more "natural" than drinking the milk of any non-human animal. Most animals drink the milk of their own species. Only humans harvest and consume milk from other species on a mass scale. Human milk is more suitable/tailored for human beings, so it's also more beneficial than, say, cows milk. If anything is wierd, it's drinking milk from another animal.
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That's just some weird shit.
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She doesn't need to be pregnant to lactate.
How can you make a non-pregnant woman lactate?
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I bet cave men did this all the time.
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Women can be made to lactate without pregnancy by fairly constant nipple sucking and breast massaging. Apparently it can take weeks. Plus there are drugs that make lactation easier.

Men can also lactate, showing that they aren't entirely vestigial.
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Women can be made to lactate without pregnancy by fairly constant nipple sucking and breast massaging. Apparently it can take weeks. Plus there are drugs that make lactation easier.

Men can also lactate, showing that they aren't entirely vestigial.
Any proof of this? Just curious.
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Any proof of this? Just curious.
Just that there have been reported cases, and this is something they do in lactation porn all the time. Some of those porn stars have never been pregnant. Though it's very impractical, but it can be accomplished.

If you are asking about male lactation, I did read about a case where a man was stranded and his wife was killed, and the only way he could calm the newborn was to let it suckle on him. This actually induced lactation after a while.
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Just that there have been reported cases, and this is something they do in lactation porn all the time. Some of those porn stars have never been pregnant. Though it's very impractical, but it can be accomplished.

If you are asking about male lactation, I did read about a case where a man was stranded and his wife was killed, and the only way he could calm the newborn was to let it suckle on him. This actually induced lactation after a while.
lol no just interested in hearing about the female lactation thing thank you hahaha. I was just curious to see how this would happen if the female wasn't late in a pregnancy or something like that. Because that's when I thought for the most part is when they start developing larger boobs for breast milk and breast feeding and what not.
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thats kinda gross..but it does taste pretty good. its really sweet lol
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How can you make a non-pregnant woman lactate?
Ehh, it's already been said. Basically, consistent nipple stimulation over a period of time (i.e. 5-10 days).
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