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Just go plagiarize something, it's just some online school I don't think they care.
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Write about the legalization of molesting children, just as long as they're hot and female.
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just as long as they're hot and female.
Agreed.
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Write about the bigotry among pedophiles who only deign to molest those who are hot and female, and the pain of rejection this causes children who are ugly or male.
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All of the uglies, fatties and boyscouts can go to the catholic church. Us real pedos only accept the highest standard of lolis.
And for a good non-nude fap, search for LauraB22.avi
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Write about the legalization of molesting children, just as long as they're hot and female.
Close to this, but write about why child pornography should be legalized. There are studies showing the legalization reduced sex crimes in children.

Or something about religion? That would be easy.
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Write about the post-modern dissolution of religious authority.
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Double-standards of society?
Why Led Zeppelin sucks?
Mob mentality vs. Individual?
Mr. Ed: Subversive Ku Klux Klan Supporter?
Kalashnikov, his rifle (the AK47) and how he feels about it now?
J.M. Browning's underappreciated genius?
9mm vs. .45 ACP?
Dogs vs. Cats?
Piston AR15s vs. Direct-Impingement?
Globalization of Royal Dutch Shell corp.? (GOD this sucked though)
Best military branch?
Why James Brady got what was coming to him?
Did Jodie Foster try to kill Ronald Reagan?
Why Frasier was a gay show?
Internet memes: What they are, how they spread and their impact on society?

...lol, hell if I know. I'm halfway fucking around and halfway trying to help, so ignore me. Lol.
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How about the progress of technology in the last 50 years?

You could contrast specific technologies then and now, using ideas from pop culture of the past to help keep it interesting.Technology like cellular phones, pc's (size&power), email, video messaging, touch screens, wires,wifi,fibre optics for connectivity, analog vs digital (tapes vs discs) vs solid state, gui based computing,DNA testing,gps, GMO's, LASIK, hybrid vehicles, air bags, microwave ovens.There's a ton of info out there and lots of this kind of technology existed only as science fiction...
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Do one based on the misconception of God and the Devil. For research just look up these "Good Guy Lucifer" memes.



Pretty much writes itself from there!
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