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Old 03-08-2012, 10:08 PM
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Sorry bout the length. Feel free to troll....

Once upon a time 3 friends went to a rave. V, C, (who were dating at the time) and me. {I've known them both for over 5 years as good friends, V + C have known 1 another for at most 3 months.} We are leaving, when the owner of the car "v" is tired so takes the backseat, and goes to sleep. On the way back home "c" is driving, and I take the seat next to her, trying to help her navigate the hell that is Atlanta at 5 am. Well.... we drive for well over an hour getting lost all of us coming down, exhausted.... then cops pull us over.

We are all awake "c" begins to freak out and "v" starts trying to calm her down. C keeps repeating "I'm fucking going to jail! I don't have a license." Fuck, I could've drove but naaa nobody wanted to tell me this ^
Well another cop rolls up and shortly after she gets some new bling. The cop searches the car its ng out lying ~7:30 V is Lying to the cops over shit that doesn't matter, gradually getting interrogated more. Because of this, he wins a ticket for letting someone drive his car without a license, w/e. Drive back to my place, panic, wake up my roommate. After being arrested previously I just follow the hoops my family had to go through, call the jail, bondsman, troubling myself to find money I don't have lying around to blow. End up having V borrow money to pay back my roommate in hopes to bail C out.
Well now we need a family member to co-sign her bond. C just moved out of Tampa to live with her grandparents who are alcoholics... not waking them. While i run some unrelated errands V ends up driving to C's aunts, and convinces them to help. Their pissed. still need sleep.....

FF.... @11:45 we all get to the bonds place. Paper work and waiting fun stuff, while facing an extreme lack of energy. C gets out like 1:00 and her n V are going through there whole I miss you, I love you. OMG thanks so much u2, the aunt hah different story, C is fucked. We return to our cars head home and finally sleep for a good 14 hrs. C is locked inside for 2 days. Next thing u know, her grandfather starts abusing her, gets kicked out.

V being the gentlemen he is offers to let her live with him @ his parents. She accepts. They begin to know one another are and start fighting (I wouldn't be surprised if they were fighting right now) they break up. A week later guess who's looking for emotional stability ohh yea C. Well whenever I see V i see C, so im not concerned about it, me and C flirt all the time nothing new. V plans to kick her out after her court date April 17th Well...
FF.... Bout a month after the arrest we fuck. She agrees not to tell him, that night guess who calls........... this bitch told him. well ya' know make things right or keep fucking shit up? Try to stay on a good page with a kid i'd die for V..... naw we keep doing our thing.....
V starts coming around more, last week, again. Well now this week she calls me with some great info, she's missed her period. pregnant

Pregnancy test.... yup.... so how's your week been?
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:09 PM
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You should have had a V8
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:18 PM
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Well that bitch is a bitch for narking on you.

Me and you are in the same boat, unless its your friend's.

But regardless, cool story bro.
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:23 PM
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Thanks. I should tell him before he does.... Y not rock the boat more? Well he's Asian so only time will tell, hope it is his. For the baby's sake/ Im just hoping all the drugs I do and my low sperm count has made me fertile oh 3 cheers for DXM.....
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:28 PM
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:39 PM
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Wait, who is Y?
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:43 PM
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Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; now that's a cool story bro.
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:44 PM
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So many missed period stories lately.. We should all get together and have an "Our lives are fucked" party.
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:48 PM
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If your hosting the party I can get sum girls to fuck or lives more, can u say chlamydia?
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:57 PM
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If your hosting the party I can get sum girls to fuck or lives more, can u say chlamydia?
Only if you invite STD to this party.

Well...and jerome...
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Old 03-08-2012, 11:03 PM
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I know. Noob.

So where is C (henceforth to be known as Clara) going to stay when V (henceforth to be known as Victor) kicks her out?

What are Clara's plans for the baby?

And can you specify as to how your brolationship with Victor has possibly suffered due to all of this?
Her name is actually Clara so
V- however.... I'm not sure how he feels. He's one of those nice guys who people like c walk all over. Never's gonna man up and tell me how he truly feels. Though he says he's not mad at me because she always has had a thing for me. V just wants his room back and Clara out of his life.
She'll (with any common sense) go to her aunt's, to pay back the $ owed.

Her goal is to leave this shitty state and move back to FL when all's said n done with court. If it ends up being mine then I don't mind moving there, or having her move in with me though my roommate's sorta in the middle of all this shit in the worst way.
But our Brolationship has always been good, we've been through similar (FAR LESS) difficult times, where he's in my shoes.
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Old 03-08-2012, 11:17 PM
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What the fuck, there's around a bout FIVE very recent unwanted pregnancy threads on zoklet right now, what is it springimte in the Northern Hemisphere or something? Have there been a plague of incubus (and one succubi), or is it just children of some shared society severely lacking in unbiased straight up safe sex education?
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My week hasbeen pretty shitty got somekindof poisoning which resulted in my blood sugar being 79 if my mom hadcalled an ambulance 30 minutes later I'd be dead
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH USE FAKE NAMES NOT FUCKING LETTERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKING CONFUSING HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DIDNT USE ANY PERIODS AND JUST KEPT RAMBLING YOU WHORE FUCKER!!!!!!!

Also good sir, the amount of typos in your posts hurt my brain and suggest you're not a native english speaker.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH USE FAKE NAMES NOT FUCKING LETTERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKING CONFUSING HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DIDNT USE ANY PERIODS AND JUST KEPT RAMBLING YOU WHORE FUCKER!!!!!!!

Also good sir, the amount of typos in your posts hurt my brain and suggest you're not a native english speaker.
Haha I read that shouting part in my head with arnold schwarzeneggers voice.
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Old 03-09-2012, 12:02 AM
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What the fuck, there's around a bout FIVE very recent unwanted pregnancy threads on zoklet right now, what is it springimte in the Northern Hemisphere or something? Have there been a plague of incubus (and one succubi), or is it just children of some shared society severely lacking in unbiased straight up safe sex education?
Its hip right now. I just thought it was a new trend like silly-bands or condoms...

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH USE FAKE NAMES NOT FUCKING LETTERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKING CONFUSING HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DIDNT USE ANY PERIODS AND JUST KEPT RAMBLING YOU WHORE FUCKER!!!!!!!

Also good sir, the amount of typos in your posts hurt my brain and suggest you're not a native english speaker.
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