So I pissed all over this girl's chair the other day

[Intoxicated Shaman]

While in the pursuit of getting laid the other night at this girl's house, I blacked out. Yesterday I get a call that informed me I stood up, whipped my cock out, and pissed all over this chick's chair at random while blacked out and wasted. Now I have to take this girl out on a date to make up for this accident. Yeah, go figure how that worked out. Women are so ridiculous.

Also if this date ends in sex, it's official: pissing on a girl's chair will get you laid by her.

[Proots]

I've done some pretty bizarre shit when I've been black out fucked up on booze and benzos and whatnot, but, I don't think I've ever urinated on someone's personal property.

I hope you make things right and get laid, though. If she doesn't hate you guts right now, chances are you will. I mean, after all let's be real...you pissed on her chair.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by Intoxicated Shaman

While in the pursuit of getting laid the other night at this girl's house, I blacked out. Yesterday I get a call that informed me I stood up, whipped my cock out, and pissed all over this chick's chair at random while blacked out and wasted. Now I have to take this girl out on a date to make up for this accident. Yeah, go figure how that worked out. Women are so ridiculous.

Also if this date ends in sex, it's official: pissing on a girl's chair will get you laid by her.

I've been doing it all wrong.

[1983]

Saint pattys day I got ripped and pissed all over my friends drivers side door to his truck... Got his girlfriend drunk as hell too so she ended up puking out the back window painting the back.

I'm a good friend.

Al

[MasterTheif]

Tell me if this cause if does I'm going to the mall pissing on every hot girl I see while passing out my numer.
Then I'm going to piss off the bank and see they give me any money.

[STD]

lol. once i got up in the middle of a one night stand to piss, and being totally wasted, i ended up peeing in her trash can.

doesn't matter, had sex

[mizled]

Originally Posted by Intoxicated Shaman

While in the pursuit of getting laid the other night at this girl's house, I blacked out. Yesterday I get a call that informed me I stood up, whipped my cock out, and pissed all over this chick's chair at random while blacked out and wasted. Now I have to take this girl out on a date to make up for this accident. Yeah, go figure how that worked out. Women are so ridiculous.

Also if this date ends in sex, it's official: pissing on a girl's chair will get you laid by her.

Territorial pissing! That chair is yours for-ever.

[cheech]

Originally Posted by Intoxicated Shaman

While in the pursuit of getting laid the other night at this girl's house, I blacked out. Yesterday I get a call that informed me I stood up, whipped my cock out, and pissed all over this chick's chair at random while blacked out and wasted. Now I have to take this girl out on a date to make up for this accident. Yeah, go figure how that worked out. Women are so ridiculous.

Also if this date ends in sex, it's official: pissing on a girl's chair will get you laid by her.

It all starts with a chair.

[Village Idiot]

See how far you can take it. Maybe shit on her chair next time.

[cheech]

Originally Posted by Knikola

See how far you can take it. Maybe shit on her chair next time.

Too soon. Wait until the 3rd date.

[a334jv2df]

So... let me make sure I'm understanding this. You find some hoe, fuck her, piss on her chair.... and you're taking her on a subsequent date? Seems like the kind of situation you just... you know... forget ever happened.

[Duke Zion]

hahaha fucking great man, you should have taped it

[Lucid]

If she's willing to date you after that, it clearly means she's a full fledged water sports whore. Next time you whip it out, piss on her. She'll love you for it.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Damn, I wish I could walk into a girl's house, piss on her chair, and as a result she'd go on a date with me. LOL

[Tokerface]

What the fuck, why has it taken this long for someone to say this, pics or it didn't happen.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by Lucid

If she's willing to date you after that, it clearly means she's a full fledged water sports whore. Next time you whip it out, piss on her. She'll love you for it.

This, eat some asparagus and coffee and piss in her mouth

[Vox Ducis]

It reminds me of my uncle when he was really drunk. After coming home, he told my aunt he needed to piss before going to sleep. Instead of going to the bathroom, he went inside the closet and pissed on my aunt's shoes.

[Ed Lister]

Originally Posted by Vox Ducis

It reminds me of my uncle when he was really drunk. After coming home, he told my aunt he needed to piss before going to sleep. Instead of going to the bathroom, he went inside the closet and pissed on my aunt's shoes.

Your uncle is a boss.

[psychomanthis]

Was it her wheelchair?

[1983]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

What the fuck, why has it taken this long for someone to say this, pics or it didn't happen.

Because some men dare to dream.

Al

[Intoxicated Shaman]

So this date/payback is coming up this weekend, I swear if this actually worked to my advantage I'll be mindfucked. Also if there's pics or video footage of this hiding on someone's phone you're never going to see it.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Originally Posted by stnuued cnut

lol reminds me of me of a camping trip when I, allegedly, stood up, blacked out, and attempted to piss all over one of my good friends in the tent we were sleeping in. Good thing for him he was awake.

Good thing for me he didn't beat the fuck out of me, it was my birthday n all.

So you went on a camping trip with a mate, maybe in them mountains upon a stony stream, maybe cook up some beans or drink some whiskey. Then you stand bolt upright butt naked in the middle of the night in your two man tent, with your dick unhinged inches from your mates face, and he catches you out.

You expect him to believe you were just sleep walking? Nice try, Gyllenhaal.

[ratfrink]

The first time I met my girlfriend, I was so drunk that I pissed in her bed.

[1983]

^Did you blame it on her.

Al

[Mr.Happy]

She doesn't want to fuck you; she wants a free dinner and a few free drinks because you pissed on her chair.

That said, I once pissed in my jeans in a blacked out state and woke up in a bed with my then-girlfriend who I'd been with for a couple of weeks at most. She didn't seem bothered at all. Not long after she asked me to piss in her mouth.

Girls can be weird. Perhaps you've got a watersports fetishist on your hand.

If she asks you to piss on her, definitely do it because you'll regret not doing it.

[Mr.Happy]

Originally Posted by ratfrink

The first time I met my girlfriend, I was so drunk that I pissed in her bed.

My favourite bash.org quote:

Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

It can always be worse!

//

Strange how a fundamental attraction can override even obviously disgusting things, like being in bed with a guy who's either covered in piss or actively pissing himself.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Fuck I haven't seen of Bash.org for years. Know where I'm going at smoko.

[Mr.Happy]

Originally Posted by Kwinnie Bogan

Fuck I haven't seen of Bash.org for years. Know where I'm going at smoko.

Me neither, I'm glad I was reminded of it.

[Infrared]

"Ain't nothin' make my life complete, til I turn yo' face into a toilet seat....I wanna piss on youuuu....I want to piss in yo fooooood...." Lmfao

[iMagiNation]

I suggest instead of taking her out you shit on her chair.

[Intoxicated Shaman]

Holy shit it worked. Last night we went to a bar, bought her some drinks, drew some artwork with her, and then we went upstairs and spent some time in bed doing what goes on in bed. It's official, if you want to sleep with someone piss on their furniture. Zoklet, I feel like you could learn from my experience.

[Mr.Happy]

Originally Posted by Intoxicated Shaman

Holy shit it worked. Last night we went to a bar, bought her some drinks, drew some artwork with her, and then we went upstairs and spent some time in bed doing what goes on in bed. It's official, if you want to sleep with someone piss on their furniture. Zoklet, I feel like you could learn from my experience.

Nice. Scientific proof that the meaner you treat 'em, the keener you keep 'em.

I'm gonna shit in this pretty girl's shoes tomorrow. I'll update. If this is anything to go by, she should be rimming me by lunchtime.

[Intoxicated Shaman]

Originally Posted by Fox Paws

You pissed in her bed too?

Close, but that's not what was coming out of my dick this time.

[Satyr]

So I know this guy who was full-on wasted one night. The fucker blacked out completely. He still lived with his parents at the time.

So he came home in the middle of the night, opened the door and went upstairs. When he got there, he realized he had to take a piss. He walks through the hallway and slams open a door, gets inside, drops his pants and starts pissing. Problem is, he wasn't in the bathroom. He was in his parents bedroom, pissing on their bed.

But it doesn't end there. His mom wakes up, screaming at him. The dude realized he had done something wrong and that he just peed over his parents bed. He starts stumbling towards the bathroom, with his pants still dropped, to get some toiletpaper. He comes back and proceeds to throw strips of toiletpaper all over the bed. In an attempt to wipe up his piss, he fell face-forward on the bed and starts crying.

So there he was. Lying in a bed drenched with piss, covered in toiletpaper. Bare ass. With his parents.

Yeah, I'd cry too.

[Duke Zion]

I took a shit in a movie theater once when I was drunk

[Satyr]

Originally Posted by Fox Paws

^It was you wasn't it. Lol

Nah, wasn't me man. I saw him leaving that night, and I've never seen anyone that drunk. We later heard the story from this guy's sister. When we confronted him about it, he got mad as fuck. Which leads me to believe it's not bullshit.

[Intoxicated Shaman]

It was probably you. And if I pissed into my parent's bedroom I wouldn't cry, I'd probably laugh. You's a bitch.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Kwinnie Bogan

So you went on a camping trip with a mate, maybe in them mountains upon a stony stream, maybe cook up some beans or drink some whiskey. Then you stand bolt upright butt naked in the middle of the night in your two man tent, with your dick unhinged inches from your mates face, and he catches you out.

You expect him to believe you were just sleep walking? Nice try, Gyllenhaal.

sounds kinda like the camping scene in bruno