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Old 02-27-2012, 09:43 PM
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While in the pursuit of getting laid the other night at this girl's house, I blacked out. Yesterday I get a call that informed me I stood up, whipped my cock out, and pissed all over this chick's chair at random while blacked out and wasted. Now I have to take this girl out on a date to make up for this accident. Yeah, go figure how that worked out. Women are so ridiculous.

Also if this date ends in sex, it's official: pissing on a girl's chair will get you laid by her.
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Old 02-27-2012, 09:55 PM
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I've done some pretty bizarre shit when I've been black out fucked up on booze and benzos and whatnot, but, I don't think I've ever urinated on someone's personal property.

I hope you make things right and get laid, though. If she doesn't hate you guts right now, chances are you will. I mean, after all let's be real...you pissed on her chair.
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Old 02-27-2012, 10:10 PM
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While in the pursuit of getting laid the other night at this girl's house, I blacked out. Yesterday I get a call that informed me I stood up, whipped my cock out, and pissed all over this chick's chair at random while blacked out and wasted. Now I have to take this girl out on a date to make up for this accident. Yeah, go figure how that worked out. Women are so ridiculous.

Also if this date ends in sex, it's official: pissing on a girl's chair will get you laid by her.
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Old 02-27-2012, 10:13 PM
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Saint pattys day I got ripped and pissed all over my friends drivers side door to his truck... Got his girlfriend drunk as hell too so she ended up puking out the back window painting the back.

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Tell me if this cause if does I'm going to the mall pissing on every hot girl I see while passing out my numer.
Then I'm going to piss off the bank and see they give me any money.
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Old 02-27-2012, 10:45 PM
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lol. once i got up in the middle of a one night stand to piss, and being totally wasted, i ended up peeing in her trash can.

doesn't matter, had sex
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Old 02-27-2012, 10:51 PM
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While in the pursuit of getting laid the other night at this girl's house, I blacked out. Yesterday I get a call that informed me I stood up, whipped my cock out, and pissed all over this chick's chair at random while blacked out and wasted. Now I have to take this girl out on a date to make up for this accident. Yeah, go figure how that worked out. Women are so ridiculous.

Also if this date ends in sex, it's official: pissing on a girl's chair will get you laid by her.
Territorial pissing! That chair is yours for-ever.
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While in the pursuit of getting laid the other night at this girl's house, I blacked out. Yesterday I get a call that informed me I stood up, whipped my cock out, and pissed all over this chick's chair at random while blacked out and wasted. Now I have to take this girl out on a date to make up for this accident. Yeah, go figure how that worked out. Women are so ridiculous.

Also if this date ends in sex, it's official: pissing on a girl's chair will get you laid by her.
It all starts with a chair.

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See how far you can take it. Maybe shit on her chair next time.
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Old 02-28-2012, 04:54 AM
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See how far you can take it. Maybe shit on her chair next time.
Too soon. Wait until the 3rd date.
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Old 02-28-2012, 05:02 AM
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Default Re: So I pissed all over this girl's chair the other day

So... let me make sure I'm understanding this. You find some hoe, fuck her, piss on her chair.... and you're taking her on a subsequent date? Seems like the kind of situation you just... you know... forget ever happened.
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Old 02-28-2012, 05:10 AM
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hahaha fucking great man, you should have taped it
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Old 02-28-2012, 05:17 AM
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If she's willing to date you after that, it clearly means she's a full fledged water sports whore. Next time you whip it out, piss on her. She'll love you for it.
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Damn, I wish I could walk into a girl's house, piss on her chair, and as a result she'd go on a date with me. LOL
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Old 02-28-2012, 05:31 AM
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What the fuck, why has it taken this long for someone to say this, pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 02-28-2012, 01:57 PM
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If she's willing to date you after that, it clearly means she's a full fledged water sports whore. Next time you whip it out, piss on her. She'll love you for it.
This, eat some asparagus and coffee and piss in her mouth
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Old 02-28-2012, 02:22 PM
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It reminds me of my uncle when he was really drunk. After coming home, he told my aunt he needed to piss before going to sleep. Instead of going to the bathroom, he went inside the closet and pissed on my aunt's shoes.
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It reminds me of my uncle when he was really drunk. After coming home, he told my aunt he needed to piss before going to sleep. Instead of going to the bathroom, he went inside the closet and pissed on my aunt's shoes.
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Was it her wheelchair?
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Old 02-29-2012, 10:00 PM
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So this date/payback is coming up this weekend, I swear if this actually worked to my advantage I'll be mindfucked. Also if there's pics or video footage of this hiding on someone's phone you're never going to see it.
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lol reminds me of me of a camping trip when I, allegedly, stood up, blacked out, and attempted to piss all over one of my good friends in the tent we were sleeping in. Good thing for him he was awake.

Good thing for me he didn't beat the fuck out of me, it was my birthday n all.
So you went on a camping trip with a mate, maybe in them mountains upon a stony stream, maybe cook up some beans or drink some whiskey. Then you stand bolt upright butt naked in the middle of the night in your two man tent, with your dick unhinged inches from your mates face, and he catches you out.

You expect him to believe you were just sleep walking? Nice try, Gyllenhaal.
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The first time I met my girlfriend, I was so drunk that I pissed in her bed.
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^Did you blame it on her.

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Old 03-01-2012, 04:49 PM
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She doesn't want to fuck you; she wants a free dinner and a few free drinks because you pissed on her chair.

That said, I once pissed in my jeans in a blacked out state and woke up in a bed with my then-girlfriend who I'd been with for a couple of weeks at most. She didn't seem bothered at all. Not long after she asked me to piss in her mouth.

Girls can be weird. Perhaps you've got a watersports fetishist on your hand.

If she asks you to piss on her, definitely do it because you'll regret not doing it.
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The first time I met my girlfriend, I was so drunk that I pissed in her bed.
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Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
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Strange how a fundamental attraction can override even obviously disgusting things, like being in bed with a guy who's either covered in piss or actively pissing himself.
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Fuck I haven't seen of Bash.org for years. Know where I'm going at smoko.
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"Ain't nothin' make my life complete, til I turn yo' face into a toilet seat....I wanna piss on youuuu....I want to piss in yo fooooood...." Lmfao
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I suggest instead of taking her out you shit on her chair.
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Holy shit it worked. Last night we went to a bar, bought her some drinks, drew some artwork with her, and then we went upstairs and spent some time in bed doing what goes on in bed. It's official, if you want to sleep with someone piss on their furniture. Zoklet, I feel like you could learn from my experience.
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Holy shit it worked. Last night we went to a bar, bought her some drinks, drew some artwork with her, and then we went upstairs and spent some time in bed doing what goes on in bed. It's official, if you want to sleep with someone piss on their furniture. Zoklet, I feel like you could learn from my experience.
Nice. Scientific proof that the meaner you treat 'em, the keener you keep 'em.

I'm gonna shit in this pretty girl's shoes tomorrow. I'll update. If this is anything to go by, she should be rimming me by lunchtime.
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You pissed in her bed too?
Close, but that's not what was coming out of my dick this time.
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So I know this guy who was full-on wasted one night. The fucker blacked out completely. He still lived with his parents at the time.

So he came home in the middle of the night, opened the door and went upstairs. When he got there, he realized he had to take a piss. He walks through the hallway and slams open a door, gets inside, drops his pants and starts pissing. Problem is, he wasn't in the bathroom. He was in his parents bedroom, pissing on their bed.

But it doesn't end there. His mom wakes up, screaming at him. The dude realized he had done something wrong and that he just peed over his parents bed. He starts stumbling towards the bathroom, with his pants still dropped, to get some toiletpaper. He comes back and proceeds to throw strips of toiletpaper all over the bed. In an attempt to wipe up his piss, he fell face-forward on the bed and starts crying.

So there he was. Lying in a bed drenched with piss, covered in toiletpaper. Bare ass. With his parents.

Yeah, I'd cry too.
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I took a shit in a movie theater once when I was drunk
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^It was you wasn't it. Lol
Nah, wasn't me man. I saw him leaving that night, and I've never seen anyone that drunk. We later heard the story from this guy's sister. When we confronted him about it, he got mad as fuck. Which leads me to believe it's not bullshit.
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It was probably you. And if I pissed into my parent's bedroom I wouldn't cry, I'd probably laugh. You's a bitch.
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So you went on a camping trip with a mate, maybe in them mountains upon a stony stream, maybe cook up some beans or drink some whiskey. Then you stand bolt upright butt naked in the middle of the night in your two man tent, with your dick unhinged inches from your mates face, and he catches you out.

You expect him to believe you were just sleep walking? Nice try, Gyllenhaal.
sounds kinda like the camping scene in bruno
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