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Old 04-04-2009, 07:36 PM
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Embarrassed I found a bit of metal in my muffin!

Yeah so i was eating a tripple chocolate muffin when i bite on something hard... and i take it out my mouth and clean it a bit and its a piece of fucking metal

So Zoklet wats the worst thing you've found in your food?
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:42 PM
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Report it to the baker!

You can get a free muffin!
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:44 PM
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Report it to the baker!

You can get a free muffin!
it was from a store but its all good coz i got a 4 pack
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:47 PM
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it was from a store but its all good coz i got a 4 pack
Complain to the company! IT CAN BE A MAJOR LAWSUIT!

You can come out banking 6 digits or more .

Or, you know..you can enjoy the other 3 and not bitc.
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:52 PM
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Complain to the company! IT CAN BE A MAJOR LAWSUIT!

You can come out banking 6 digits or more .

Or, you know..you can enjoy the other 3 and not bitc.
sounds like a plan...

the bit about the muffins
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:54 PM
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I once found a fingernail in my custard. Fucking gross, good thing it was at the bottom.
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:58 PM
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Jagged piece of plastic in some Campbells soup.
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Old 04-04-2009, 08:05 PM
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Some motherfucker put a screw in my fuckin' can of tuna!
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Old 04-04-2009, 08:53 PM
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I once found a fingernail in my custard. Fucking gross, good thing it was at the bottom.
thats nasty. Your nasty.
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Old 04-04-2009, 08:56 PM
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http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005...ndys-chili.htm
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Old 04-04-2009, 08:59 PM
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Can i ask what it sounded like?
was it more thrash metal like Slayer?
or more of a stoner sound like Electric Wizard?
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Old 04-04-2009, 09:01 PM
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My brother once found a large hairball in an egg role.
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Old 04-04-2009, 09:03 PM
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a clump of curly black hairs in a breakfast bowl from jack in the box.
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Old 04-04-2009, 09:08 PM
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Old 04-04-2009, 09:19 PM
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My buddy got a hoagie at a strip club and there was a rubber glove in it lol
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My buddy got a hoagie at a strip club and there was a rubber glove in it lol
wut kinda rubber glove..
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Default Re: I found a bit of metal in my muffin!

This is going about it the other way... But I once left my band aid in some guy's sandwich on accident. The fucking gloves ripped because it got snagged on a knife and off it went. I almost got fired over it... almost... lol
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Old 04-04-2009, 10:13 PM
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So Zoklet wats the worst thing you've found in your food?
Silver-capped molar in a high school cafeteria hamburger.

I stopped eating their food after that.
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Default Re: I found a bit of metal in my muffin!

I found (bit into) a bullet while eating deer roast once.

My mom works for a snack food company. A while back someone threw a handful of pins in a vat of mix, the metal detectors caught it though. It's basically terrorism, so the FBI came in and was questioning employees.
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Either a chicken bone or a finger bone in a hot dog... I started eating brand name all beef sausages after that.

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Default Re: I found a bit of metal in my muffin!

There have been two instances

About 10 years go, there was a trend here to eat jelly(Jello to you americans) from a can. There was a fly fossilised in mine

another time, i bought a loaf of bread, and there was a cockroach baked into the side of the crust. It did not escape the bread slicing machine and was cut into three pieces.


ive also had a friend who said he found a small mouse in her soup of vietnamese noodles
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Old 04-05-2009, 08:42 AM
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Default Re: I found a bit of metal in my muffin!

My girlfriend found a pebble in a tin of Aldi soup. She wrote to them and got a whole pallet of tinned soups delivered to the house about three days later.
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Old 04-05-2009, 09:08 AM
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I found a massive hunk of plastic in a prepacked Asda pasta salad - it looked like it had broken off a machine at some point. I sent it to them and got a £10 voucher in the post...
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Old 04-05-2009, 12:59 PM
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There have been two instances

About 10 years go, there was a trend here to eat jelly(Jello to you americans) from a can. There was a fly fossilised in mine

another time, i bought a loaf of bread, and there was a cockroach baked into the side of the crust. It did not escape the bread slicing machine and was cut into three pieces.


ive also had a friend who said he found a small mouse in her soup of vietnamese noodles
Oh, damn.. you brought back a repressed memory.

When I was young (4 or so) I found an earthworm in a can of baked beans.

I didn't eat baked beans for years after that.

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Oh, damn.. you brought back a recessed memory.

When I was young (4 or so) I found an earthworm in a can of baked beans.

I didn't eat baked beans for years after that.
Umm... do you mean "repressed"?
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:33 PM
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Umm... do you mean "repressed"?
I knew it didn't sound quite right..
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has anyone read "rant" by chuck palahniuk?
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