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Old 03-14-2012, 04:33 PM
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Mad Introducing: Live Topics (part 2) - DISABLED

Had to disable it. It was bringing the site to a halt. The average load went up something like 50%.


Alright, I just installed a pretty cool mod that might help in threads with active conversation.

The idea is that it'll auto-append new posts in a "live" thread as they're posted, no need to refresh the page. The topic remains live until 5 minutes have passed since the last post. Once the thread has been idle for 5 minutes it'll turn into a regular thread and you'll have to refresh like always.

So, I'll keep this thread "live" for everyone to test.

If you come across any errors (like you can't post or edit or something), please PM me/post here.

Yay mods.

(This is actually the 2nd mod, the first didn't work. ;P)

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Old 03-14-2012, 04:36 PM
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Oh, I see. Some of the threads I am clicking on are having the first few posts disappearing, and some of them are taking me to pages I didn't click on. The View First Unread button is not working right, somehow.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:37 PM
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You done goofed.
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Javascript, ftw.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:39 PM
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Looking into it, thanks.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:41 PM
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Alright, I think it should be alright now.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:44 PM
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I personally hate this idea. I've already been pissed off by it.

I was going to quote a post, and as I was trying to click the quote button, the post melted away before my eyes, never to be quoted or copied again.

This is going to make active threads cluster fucks of morphing shit.

I demand an option to turn this shit off, I don't want my zoklet live. Stupid concept imo.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:45 PM
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I personally hate this idea. I've already been pissed off by it.

I was going to quote a post, and as I was trying to click the quote button, the post melted away before my eyes, never to be quoted or copied again.

This is going to make active threads cluster fucks of morphing shit.

I demand an option to turn this shit off, I don't want my zoklet live. Stupid concept imo.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:45 PM
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What do you mean it "melted"? All it did was get bumped up. Or at least that's how it should work.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:46 PM
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Some posts do fade away, much like they "un-melt" into existence when a new one is made.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:47 PM
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What do you mean it "melted"? All it did was get bumped up. Or at least that's how it should work.
Shit fucking disappeared like a witch under water mang.

God damn I hate this concept. I can't wait to see how many posts I try (and fail) to quote today.


Please please tell me there is some way to disable this feature.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:50 PM
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Ah, I think I know what you guys mean. It should be fixed though. The system has a limit of how many posts to show per page before cutting off the older ones. It was 20 before, some people have the max per page (35?), so I just increased it to 50 to be sure. Older posts shouldn't be cut off anymore.

EDIT: No, no manual disable. It's a forum wide thing...
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:51 PM
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I think 60 is max posts per page.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:52 PM
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You're right. Changed it to 100.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:54 PM
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Delete your post for a sec, let me see if it's automatically deleted.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:54 PM
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Deleted and reposted here

^I don't understand what that means, and I don't care to learn, but so long as posts cannot be deleted from my stable screen than its ok I guess.

Maybe you could edit it like that, as in new posts can be added at any time, but posts cannot be deleted.

That's the major problem I have with this, is that people are going to be deleting their posts, which I do not want deleted (from my screen). I experienced this almost instantly. So as long as posts do not leave my thread pages, I don't really care what gets added in.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:55 PM
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Default Re: Introducing: Live Topics (part 2)

Ghost Buster, it's not that the new mod is deleting content or anything-- that post by mizled that you saw disappear was because he himself deleted his post.

Also does this mean no more ninja-editing?
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:56 PM
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Ghost Buster, it's not that the new mod is deleting content or anything-- that post by mizled that you saw disappear was because he himself deleted his post.
I frequently quote people who are in the process of editing or deleting their posts. Now when I try to do such, the quote button will vanish before my eyes. This is not acceptable.

E: There will be ninja editing. A ton of it. You could post in a thread and delete it, and unless someone manages to click the quote button for the few seconds it was up, it can't be quoted. Even if someone refreshed the page right at the time it was posted.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:57 PM
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Default Re: Introducing: Live Topics (part 2)

I think you're right, damn it. http://i.imgur.com/httUc.png

I still see it because I'm a mod here though...

Let me see if I can "disable" auto-deleting posts.
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:01 PM
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I like the feature that shows post edits as they happen, can you just get the quote button to stay after they have edited their post?
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:04 PM
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Something I like(d) about the internet:

1. Open thread.
2. Go to job/class
3. Come back and open same thread in new window
4. Quote the people who deleted their posts

Sadly, these days are now over, because evidently you all think constant spam refreshing is a much needed feature.
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:04 PM
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Yea phuck this. If I want to go to a chat ... I'll go into A CHATROOM.
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:05 PM
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If there was an option to turn it off, would you haters shush up about it?
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Neat Idea i suppose., although hitting the f5 key wasn't too taxing on my physique anyways.
To be honest, having the hot topics on the right live would be much handier.
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:07 PM
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If there was an option to turn it off, would you haters shush up about it?
Absolutely. I don't care how many millions of times you want your page refreshed per second.

I'd like that number to be 0 for myself. I don't have a problem if you set yours to 1,000,000,000 page refreshes per second.
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Good News, Everybody.



We can make a usergroup of people who don't want this, and that's it. Will need Zok for it though, I don't have access to user stuff.
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:13 PM
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lol
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^Awesome.
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Good News, Everybody.



We can make a usergroup of people who don't want this, and that's it. Will need Zok for it though, I don't have access to user stuff.
or how about we have a user group 4 pepole that thinks your a phaggotttt ????

eh ????? u phaggotttt ?????
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remove this at the bottom:

Thread automatically updated every 5 second(s). - Reload

i want peopel to be liek wttfff when it refreshes and plus it is an eyesoar
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Zoklet seems to be loading slowly today, too. Is this related?
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Alright, posts shouldn't be auto deleted anymore.
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Zoklet seems to be loading slowly today, too. Is this related?
I am having this exact problem.
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Yup, same here. I asked in M&A. It could be. I'll increase the query time so we're not pinging the site so much.
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Yup, same here. I asked in M&A. It could be. I'll increase the query time so we're not pinging the site so much.
What is the motive for using this feature? I don't get why you would even try to implement it.

Oh lemme guess, you guys got tired of auto refreshing pages feeling like a loser or something?

This isn't a problem that needs fixing. However it is creating problems that will need fixing.
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Aaaaand it's gone.

It was raping the server pretty bad.

Went up an easy 50% disk load.

@Ghost Buster: Nah, I thought it was pretty interesting and could help in threads with lots of conversation.
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Thank god its gone.

I appreciate your effort, I just hated this particular idea.
 

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