Ignorant drug user stories?

[High School Janitor]

Its amazing how many ignorant druggies out there think they're actually informed. it seems the most believed bullshit is the embalming fluid. I was once told by a kid that when his grandma died, he went to the morgue and stole some Embalming Fluid. He Proceeded to smoke it and was FUKTUP.
Also if you do acid you cant go to heaven because your permanently poisoned.

[Communicate]

Originally Posted by High School Janitor

Also if you do acid you cant go to heaven because your permanently poisoned.

ahahaha. this one is just, what the fuck.
I love the implication that such a thing is somehow scientifically verifiable, or is even an issue.

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[duder]

Religion is the opiate of the masses.
- Karl Marx

[delysid]

In high school we had a cop come in to talk to us about drugs, he said that ecstasy could slow down your perception of time to the point where you would think you had hours to cross a road when really you only had a few seconds. And that lots of 'abusers' would die from things like this.

[mafiabro]

I don't have any real ignorant stories, but my first smoking experience was with a hollowed out banana without any sort of bowl. Weed kept getting sucked in, go fucking figure. 13 year olds cant get their grubby hands on pipes in my town apparently.

I also tried abusing benadryl once, which was ignorant in itself.

[toneloke88]

haha me and my friends back in high school sold this dumb freshman doosh a "gram" of the fuzzy stuff on the bottom of an apple for 20 bucks. he came back the next day to report he "got high as fuuuuck bro"