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Old 03-14-2012, 03:52 AM
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:13 PM
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Bad tattoos, even tattoos in general really. I mean one or two small ones isn't so bad, but the kind of people who are into tattoos can never stop there, can they- they have to plaster their entire body in them and ruin their looks.

Also same with piercings, like a nose or lip ring isn't going to sour the deal for me, but some people just take it way too far, like nipple piercings. God, how fucked up are they, a female nipple is a beautiful thing, and you just went and shoved a fucking metal bolt into it. When I see one of those it makes me cringe, like that looks like it seriously hurts! I want to call an ambulance and get that shit seen to.
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Bad teeth, creepy body mutilations.
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:24 PM
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Being ugly.

Being fat.

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Old 03-14-2012, 07:25 PM
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Annoying voice.
Poor hygiene.
Stuck-up bitchness (thinned/pencil eyebrows, tan, fake blonde...).
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:29 PM
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Also:

Overly pointy elbows.
That thing where the second toe is longer than the big toe.
Visible veins on the backs of the hands.
Fat fingers.
Knees that are a slightly different colour to the rest of the legs.
Asymmetrical mouth.
Any stretch mark.
Clitoris too big.
Brown asshole (bleach that pink).
Grey eyes.
Face too square.
Chubby tear ducts (seriously, get surgery).
aaaaand rough skin on the feet.
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:30 PM
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Overly pointy elbows.
That thing where the second toe is longer than the big toe.
Visible veins on the backs of the hands.
Fat fingers.
Knees that are a slightly different colour to the rest of the legs.
Asymmetrical mouth.
Any stretch mark.
Clitoris too big.
Brown asshole (bleach that pink).
Grey eyes.
Face too square.
Chubby tear ducts (seriously, get surgery).
aaaaand rough skin on the feet.
Lolwut?
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:31 PM
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Brown asshole (bleach that pink).
Racist.
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:33 PM
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jesus christ no wonder you're all virgins.
yeah cause it's impossible to fuck an attractive person.

the fuck are you on about?

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Chubby tear ducts (seriously, get surgery).
wat. pics?
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:47 PM
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pink hands
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Old 03-14-2012, 08:32 PM
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Posts on creepy BB.

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Old 03-14-2012, 08:59 PM
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not being white or azn
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:45 PM
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wat. pics?




I mean, Jesus girl, get some self-respect. Don't be all up in the club with dacryocystitis.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:52 PM
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Nail polish, I cant stand that shit, looks so wierd and unnatural, literally grosses me out, esp red. I see a girl rocking red nails and I dont want shit to do with her. Some supermodel 10/10 chick could come up to me and ask if I want a handjob out of no where, if she has her nails done up with some color im turning that girl down, for real.
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:10 AM
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the chance of reproducing

i made a pact with Satan to give up my first born to him

i also vowed to never reproduce
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:23 AM
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Their voice and therefore their opinion.
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Old 03-15-2012, 05:42 AM
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Nail polish, I cant stand that shit, looks so wierd and unnatural, literally grosses me out, esp red. I see a girl rocking red nails and I dont want shit to do with her. Some supermodel 10/10 chick could come up to me and ask if I want a handjob out of no where, if she has her nails done up with some color im turning that girl down, for real.
Yeah, I agree. The crimson painted nails just look weird. Fortunately women don't seem to grow their nails as long as they used to. When I was a kid, I saw plenty of women with semi-long red painted finger nails and every time I'd be all "wtf".

Even more than the finger nails, I hate red lip stick. For some reason it just bothers me. Why would I want a girl to look like she's bleeding from her lips? Some lip gloss and lip stains are passable, but I hate kissing a broad with that greasy red shit on her lips.

Strangely enough though, if she has black lip stick, it's a turn on. I do have a fetish for goth chicks, so maybe that's why.
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Old 03-15-2012, 05:44 AM
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I disagree about the nails.

Nails Tapping (Red nails) - YouTube


Ohhh yeah, that's the stuff.
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I disagree about the nails.

Nails Tapping (Red nails) - YouTube

Ohhh yeah, that's the stuff.
I actually watched the whole thing. Strangely arousing.
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There's only a few people who can pull the red lipstick off. And those people usually juggle for a living.
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Old 03-15-2012, 02:18 PM
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Yeah I agree with the lipstick too, most of the time its gross.
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Old 03-15-2012, 02:41 PM
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Short hair.
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Quiet girls with massive insecurities.
and clingy bitches.
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Loud talkers
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Muffin tops and tramp stamps.

Sounds like a hipster t shirt.
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Old 03-15-2012, 03:35 PM
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Feet, when the second toe is longer than the big toe.
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Old 03-15-2012, 07:59 PM
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a lot of you in this thread are gonna die virgins
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A vagina. I like my chicks with dicks.
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