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I know, I know, I haven't made any threads in LLR recently and you've all been missing them heaps, as clearly all of my LLR threads are fucking top notch. I don't even know why I'm writing this here, as nobody on Zoklet (despite what you all say) has ever come close to getting laid, but it's worth a try..

Okay, so 'naturals' are people who don't really have to try to attract people, it just kind of happens. I've boiled this down to two things;

1. Being 'cool' - Acting like nothing is a big deal, being confident and having the ability to chill and have a nice conversation. Basically being an all-around alpha male.

2. Being physically attractive - A lot of guys will argue with this, however they're in denial. It is impossible to be attracted to someone you don't find physically attractive.

Unfortunately, I am neither cool (mental illness related) nor good looking. What other traits ARE attractive and may compensate for the lack of these two things? Feel free to include stories or whatever.

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Old 03-14-2012, 09:14 AM
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I am neither cool (mental illness related) nor good looking.
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What other traits ARE attractive and may compensate for the lack of these two things? Feel free to include stories or whatever.
Murder/suicide, alcohol or abundance of possessions/money, answers Rolf.
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Murder/suicide is not a personality trait.. Read the first post properly.
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Old 03-14-2012, 09:48 AM
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qualities in men; money, drugs, big dick (as all mentioned above), nice ride, & maybe banging body. qualities in women; nice ass, tits, money,.or their easy, or if they r hot.
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I don't even know why I'm writing this here, as nobody on Zoklet (despite what you all say) has ever come close to getting laid.

Unfortunately, I am neither cool (mental illness related) nor good looking. What other traits ARE attractive and may compensate for the lack of these two things? Feel free to include stories or whatever.
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To be honest, and I'm not trying to "hurt" you, if you're retarded and ugly you will NEVER be in a happy relationship.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:01 AM
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Being famous trumps all.

Women are attracted to things they can show off to their friends, and fame is pretty much the top of the list.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:02 AM
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Being humorous.

A good sense of nonsense goes a long way to lightening things up.
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Knowing when to shut the fuck up.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:25 AM
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To be honest, and I'm not trying to "hurt" you, if you're retarded and ugly you will NEVER be in a happy relationship.
Perhaps if both are retarded and ugly they could have a happy relationship with each other.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:31 AM
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EDIT: I decided to delete my advice because the OP's a fag and wouldn't take it anyway. You stew in self pity and don't want to get laid. If you did you would have already.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:41 AM
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It's like I keep telling everyone, whether she's the most attractive girl you've seen or not, ignore that fact, she already knows it; or atleast don't make a big issue out of it. I don't think any woman is better than me, I will always be able to find bigger faults about them than they can about me. If all you're doing is concentrating on how attractive she is then you're going to come off as a desperate loser. You're right though, blunder, it's easy. I only ever pick up one night stands and fuck buddies from clubs, most of my partners have come through meeting them at work, through friends and being in the same place doing to the same thing.

The better girls I met were through passing and relatives of my customers when I was doing window cleaning for a while, I was out all the time and always had something to talk about and someone to talk to. I probably preferred window cleaning to tiling and the job I'm doing now.



The more you worry about or go looking to get laid the less you get it. Stop trying so hard.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:51 AM
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Oh yeah I forgot humor. That's a big one.
Actually, it isn't really. Girls only use our humor to make us like them. They laugh at our jokes so we feel comfortable with them, and actually want to build a relationship. They don't literally find us funny though. So if your sense of humor sucks, it's okay - just make it seem like you're telling a joke and they'll laugh. You know, like that sitcom Friends.
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Knowing when to shut the fuck up.
I'm not joking when I say this, it is seriously overlooked, especially by women. It is a good skill to learn and should ever be encouraged to be learnt. It is a skill which has served me well in the world of business and keeping safe. Have listening to go along with it as well.

It's a shame both of these are absent in the vast majority of women.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:01 PM
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Humor can be a casual thing, used alot in casual flirting or to help break the ice with new prospects, but it goes beyond that.I think it's real value comes out when getting romantic in high stress situations or to diffuse rough spots on dates.It's sexy when someone isn't afraid to laugh at themselves and can show you the lighter side of life when you least expect it...
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:07 PM
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Humor can be a casual thing, used alot in casual flirting or to help break the ice with new prospects, but it goes beyond that.I think it's real value comes out when getting romantic in high stress situations or to diffuse rough spots on dates.It's sexy when someone isn't afraid to laugh at themselves and can show you the lighter side of life when you least expect it...
Every woman I know hates humor past a certain point. You use it to break the ice, like you said, but anything more and it's an annoyance. Women just don't like humor as much as men - just look at all the soap operas and shit they watch. Have you ever watched Eastenders or any of that shit? Goddamn, what depressing, pointless shows.
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In my experience, girls only laugh when you tell stupid jokes if they actually already like you to begin with, in which case yeah humor doesn't really matter. But it's a good way to break the ice if they're not immediately interested in you

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Yeah, exactly. They don't care about a guy actually having a sense of humor, they just want them to tell jokes so they can laugh and build rapport.

WAIT WHO ACTUALLY CARES, I CANT BELIEVE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS.
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Every woman I know hates humor past a certain point. You use it to break the ice, like you said, but anything more and it's an annoyance. Women just don't like humor as much as men - just look at all the soap operas and shit they watch. Have you ever watched Eastenders or any of that shit? Goddamn, what depressing, pointless shows.
That's true, you have to practice being able to read the situation.

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WAIT WHO ACTUALLY CARES, I CANT BELIEVE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS.
If you don't have the looks, money, or cash to compete with the rest, why not use every tool available?Humor is a great equalizer, how much does it cost to be funny?

Idk man, i was posting about sense of humor in women with my posts, though it is applicable to both sexes.I don't watch alot of tv, but women gobble up romantic comedies and if you can bring that element into your relationship, it can separate you from their other prospects.Novelty stimulates and humor goes beyond just being able to tell a joke too though...
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:34 PM
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That's true, you have to practice being able to read the situation.



If you don't have the looks, money, or cash to compete with the rest, why not use every tool available?Humor is a great equalizer, how much does it cost to be funny?

Idk man, i was posting about sense of humor in women with my posts, though it is applicable to both sexes.I don't watch alot of tv, but women gobble up romantic comedies and if you can bring that element into your relationship, it can separate you from their other prospects.Novelty stimulates and humor goes beyond just being able to tell a joke too though...
Humor as an equalizer to Looks/personality?

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Money/big dick/fame are your only chances left, but even then, those attributes will land you sluts and whores. You've got no chance at a good girl with a nice personality unless you settle for a fatty with no self-esteem.

Humor is a nice trait, but it only builds rapport and defuses situations later on. Using it too much/incorrectly easily lands you in the dreaded friend zone.

Start working out, get a good body, and work on your personality. If your face is hideous, better go for P90X or some shit like that and get ripped to make up for the ugliness.
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Compared to looks and personality, not so much.However if someone has relatively similar looks/personality/cash then humour can make a big difference.Have any women weighed in yet?
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Superior intelligence. On the few occasions where I've talked to women smarter than myself, I've been rock hard. Though I don't know how many others feel this way.
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Superior intelligence. On the few occasions where I've talked to women smarter than myself, I've been rock hard. Though I don't know how many others feel this way.
Smart chicks are fuking hot, but they're also like one in a million.
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Good looking, keen to get down whenever, intelligent, ok with crime, funny, innocent, dirty.

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Be good looking and cocky, it's a winning formula proven over thousands of years.
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I'm not joking when I say this, it is seriously overlooked, especially by women. It is a good skill to learn and should ever be encouraged to be learnt. It is a skill which has served me well in the world of business and keeping safe. Have listening to go along with it as well.

It's a shame both of these are absent in the vast majority of women.
wow can't believe I didn't think of this one. This is one of those traits that would almost make a person perfect. It's defiantly very rare in both sexes, but more in women-even though I'm a chick I still agree with you when you say our gender is lacking this quality. That's a shame that we don't see this & do something 2 change this. Maybe this will be my New Years resolution for 2013.
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Stability.

This is an important subject, it encompasses other qualities too like confidence and emotional intelligence, responsibility and reliability, money and to an extent, intellect, plus many more. Women like a guy they can depend on.

You'll come across chicks that just aren't able to look for a dependable guy. If she likes guys that can't take care of themselves, she's a fixer-upper type. How fucked up do you have to be to need to be needed? You might not attract many women, but consider that a vast majority of them are just not ready for the type of relationship that mature guys can offer.
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What kind of mental illness? It's not hard to respond with a "Hello, Good, Yes yes, the weather is very nice today Mr. Thomas."
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These are my attractive traits:

Flexibility:


A Great Ass:


Nice Boobies:


A Passion for Physical Fitness:


Oh, and who can't forget a pretty face:
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Actually, it isn't really. Girls only use our humor to make us like them. They laugh at our jokes so we feel comfortable with them, and actually want to build a relationship. They don't literally find us funny though. So if your sense of humor sucks, it's okay - just make it seem like you're telling a joke and they'll laugh. You know, like that sitcom Friends.
Eh no. Maybe some girls do, actually yes I can think of some who do this, but not all. Plus I'm fucking hilarious sometimes, to the point where resisting would be physically impossible.
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Attractive humour isn't really about telling jokes, otherwise stand-up comedians would be swimming in pussy (and making some dumb joke about wearing goggles). It's about making people feel comfortable and smile and enjoy your conversation. Easy-going conversational humour and not taking yourself - or her - too seriously is attractive because it makes people enjoy being around you.

Physical attractiveness isn't just about the shape of your face. Good clothes, hair, bearing/posture and grooming (including white teeth) go a long way in making someone look presentable.

Girls really get off on nice shoes, too. Wear nice shoes and you're halfway there.

Height too, up to a certain level.

Mostly it's just being confident, being hot, being rich and being hung though.

EDIT: Oh shit, I forgot being aesthetic. You have no excuse for not working out, and now we have the internet you have no excuse for not working out properly. Put on some muscle. It works wonders.
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