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Old 03-14-2012, 02:14 PM
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hey guys. long story short, im turning 20.

to celebrate my teens and general immaturity i will be holding a competition on this forum to find the funniest tattoo idea to be inked into the arch of my foot sometime before Wednesday 21st March 2012.

note: if you all give shit ideas nobody wins, i am also taking ideas from people irl. i also ideally want something that will keep me smiling in 20 years and so ideas cannot be based on fads like Kony or memes. i will be posting pictures of the tattoo when it has healed.

currently im thinking a dolphin diving into water, or spongebob giggling. or an aboriginal flag.

please post ideas!
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:22 PM
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Get a tattoo of the infamous green Toothlessjoe. You know it holds up; it's still hilarious eight years later.
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Old 03-14-2012, 03:10 PM
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A dolphin? Are you female? Also, the arch of your foot is a hell of a place for a tattoo, it's close to the bone so it'll hurt more and you'll have to stay off it or it'll take forever to heal.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:04 PM
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Wow. Dumbass, that is a pretty obvious idea
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Do the fat chick tattoo. Thats what I plan on getting.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:10 PM
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Arch of your foot will get rubbed off most likely then you'll be stuck with half a tattoo
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:36 PM
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:51 PM
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there is a ton of friction from your shoes. I have one. The part on the top of my foot is just fine, but the part on the side, has worn really badly. I got it 2 years ago, had it touched up about a year ago, and it's pretty much ready for another touch up any time now
The longer you can go without shoes after you get it, the better. I got mine in winter, so I was always wearing work boots. If you can get it at the beginning of summer (when it's not warm enough yet to swim, but warm enough to wear flip flops), that would be the time to get it. But I wouldn't recommend anyone getting a tattoo on their foot.
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:01 PM
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picture of a hand on my foot?

picture of a ankle/foot on my foot?
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im leaning towards smaller foot.

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Or you could get a paradox tat and have a bigger foot tatted on your smaller real foot.
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