Pun costumes.

[kellyphilly]

BYE

[Turd_Smasher]

I can't give an honest answer unless I see a pic of your tits in order to determine what would look best.

[Unwyred]

Just go as Whitney Houston.

Make sure you dab a bunch of flour under your nose for the full custom.

[Sir Cornwell]

Is it too too retro to go Mae West?

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?".

[kellyphilly]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Is it too too retro to go Mae West?

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?".

How is that a pun?

[BoneThugJones]

Get a robe and then a beard and then tape 2 bottles of water under either foot. The say your jesus and you can walk on water.

Thats all i got

[mynameisfrankenstein]

Originally Posted by kellyphilly

I know you're a clever bunch.

ehh xoxox gossip girl

[Turd_Smasher]

Go as Billy Mays Hayes. Easy enough. You can borrow my pubic hair to make the beard. And you can dabb some powdered sugar under your nose and go up to people and be like "helllloo!!!!! Theres more!!!!!"

[Vox Ducis]

- Rent a van to go to the party.
- Invite a lesbian friend.
- Carry a dildo all the time.

Now you're Dick Van Dyke.

[Mantikore]

Amy winehouse should be obvious, but im sure someone else is going to do that.

[BoneThugJones]

Calls zoklet clever




Gets 0 Clever responses.

[Nachismo]

Little dead riding hood

[kellyphilly]

These aren't PUNS.

[Mullen]

Originally Posted by kellyphilly

These aren't PUNS.

This is:

[turboneger]

Parties are so 1999.

[Cooking with Zyklon B]

Originally Posted by BoneThugJones

Get a robe and then a beard and then tape 2 bottles of water under either foot. The say your jesus and you can walk on water.

Thats all i got

Don't forget the zombie makeup. Or you could go with vampire fangs. DRINK MUH BLUD. Either will work.

or if you're not a fan of jewish zombies spawned from a rape coverup story, could always go as Bob Ross. Happy trees FTW.

[Greyusurper]

Step 1: Get a white shirt and a sharpie.
Step 2: Write "Go Ceilings!" on the shirt with the sharpie.
Step 3: Wear the shirt. When asked what it means explain to them that you're a "Ceiling fan".

[pseudonym]

http://www.costumeideazone.com/CIZ/C...ories.aspx?c=8

[---Beany---]

Go as one of these:

[kellyphilly]

I wore all black and wore a shot glass (on mardi gras beads).
I was a shot in the dark.
And got pretty drunk.
Then the neighbor showed up and put a gun to my boyfriend's face.

Party over.

[Turd_Smasher]

tits

or

get

the

fuck

out

[Sal, a man-deer]

Lol party

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by kellyphilly

I wore all black and wore a shot glass (on mardi gras beads).
I was a shot in the dark.
And got pretty drunk.
Then the neighbor showed up and put a gun to my boyfriend's face.

Party over.

How does that end a party?

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by kellyphilly

I wore all black and wore a shot glass (on mardi gras beads).
I was a shot in the dark.
And got pretty drunk.
Then the neighbor showed up and put a gun to my boyfriend's face.

Party over.

Why did the neighbour do that?

[kellyphilly]

BYE

[constantinople]

Yeah I don't believe you. Neighbors don't come over to your house waving guns because of parties. They do that because they want to party.

[arleybob]

Someone once waved a shotgun towards me because I was yelling into a megaphone and using its built-in siren to wake people up in a rural area in the middle of the night

[BoneThugJones]

Originally Posted by arleybob

Someone once waved a shotgun towards me because I was yelling into a megaphone and using its built-in siren to wake people up in a rural area in the middle of the night

Lol now thats funny shit. Someone I used to know has a police intercom on their car and we'd yell at people good times.

[arleybob]

Originally Posted by BoneThugJones

Lol now thats funny shit. Someone I used to know has a police intercom on their car and we'd yell at people good times.

LOL that reminds me:

One time I drove my truck to a party way off in the woods, at some provincial park, with a few friends.

I had my megaphone with me, of course.

We pull up to the bathrooms where we see a group of ~6 underage girls walking around, big bottles in hands.

I turn my high beams on and yell out of the megaphone that this is the RCMP, for them to drop their alcohol and don't move, sit on the ground, you are all under arrest.

You shoulda SEEN their faces, they were absolutely petrified. They did everything I told them to... I told them to get closer together and hold each other's hands so that nobody could run away. I said, "Step slowly to the vehicle, hand in hand, single file..."

They did, and when they got close enough to see me, I blared them with the foghorn and backed away.

[Bongfu]

Originally Posted by arleybob

LOL that reminds me:

One time I drove my truck to a party way off in the woods, at some provincial park, with a few friends.

I had my megaphone with me, of course.

We pull up to the bathrooms where we see a group of ~6 underage girls walking around, big bottles in hands.

I turn my high beams on and yell out of the megaphone that this is the RCMP, for them to drop their alcohol and don't move, sit on the ground, you are all under arrest.

You shoulda SEEN their faces, they were absolutely petrified. They did everything I told them to... I told them to get closer together and hold each other's hands so that nobody could run away. I said, "Step slowly to the vehicle, hand in hand, single file..."

They did, and when they got close enough to see me, I blared them with the foghorn and backed away.

Ha ha ha!



As for pun costumes, go as Rihanna with a black eye.

[Rodrat]

Some one bringing a gun means the party is just getting started.

[Greyusurper]

Please tell me you called the cops on that fuck you have for a neighbor.

[Bongfu]

Here is another one:

Get a white body suit, Splash fake blood all over the crotch, ride a tricycle around and call yourself the Menstrual cycle.