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Old 03-11-2012, 08:52 AM
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Lets say someone goes to a church and does a confession with a priest. They then leave and snap all of their toes until they break. They then go to a police station and claim that a priest had broken all of his toes during confession. What would happen? Legally I mean. Would the priest be arrested? Would the church award you money?
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Old 03-11-2012, 08:54 AM
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Default Re: Breaking all of your toes and blaming it on a priest??

Thats the most retarded thing ive ever heard. You must be from a bred that was suppose to be killed off.
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Thats the most retarded thing ive ever heard. You must be from a bred that was suppose to be killed off.
Nah mang im from a legit bred, totally wonder and white, nigga shit head don't even know bout my bread faggot
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Default Re: Breaking all of your toes and blaming it on a priest??

They'd say "How did your stupid ass walk away without being in immense pain and go directly to some form of medical treatment or call 9-1-1 while it was happening."

Or they'll say you liked it and let the old man do it.
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They'd say "How did your stupid ass walk away without being in immense pain and go directly to some form of medical treatment or call 9-1-1 while it was happening."

Or they'll say you liked it and let the old man do it.
I would say I broke my own toes but the priest commanded I do it or I would go to hell.
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Default Re: Breaking all of your toes and blaming it on a priest??

Seperation of church and state, niggers. Lol.
Dey's above da law.
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Old 03-11-2012, 09:34 AM
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Seperation of church and state, niggers. Lol.
Dey's above da law.
I think you are misunderstanding that law.

Well... I know you are.
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Default Re: Breaking all of your toes and blaming it on a priest??

They'll say you chose to do it, you made the decision based on his advise.
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Lets say someone goes to a church and does a confession with a priest. They then leave and snap all of their toes until they break. They then go to a police station and claim that a priest had broken all of his toes during confession. What would happen? Legally I mean. Would the priest be arrested? Would the church award you money?
You would be arrested for filing a false police report. But I say go for it, BI needs one less idiot.
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Old 03-11-2012, 11:51 AM
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This is fucking retarded.....your want to break all your toes for some money.
Then you will definitely go to hell for that deed....SMH
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This is fucking retarded.....your want to break all your toes for some money.
Then you will definitely go to hell for that deed....SMH
Please, PLEASE GTFO.
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Default Re: Breaking all of your toes and blaming it on a priest??

You're gonna need a good excuse for why a priest would break all your toes.

Tell them that you confessed to molesting a bunch of children and that the priest got really angry at you.
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Old 03-11-2012, 01:27 PM
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Please, PLEASE GTFO.
I know you are going to say I am following you around, but I really am not. I just checked all the threads I posted on last night, and to my surprise, LSD with his irrelevant and stupid comments. WAy to go dude, you just proved how much of a asshole you really are....
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I know you are going to say I am following you around, but I really am not. I just checked all the threads I posted on last night, and to my surprise, LSD with his irrelevant and stupid comments. WAy to go dude, you just proved how much of a asshole you really are....
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Lol three in a row; kid's on a roll.

And I can see that he's literally right now in the midst of making a fourth one. Which indicates that he's literally going through my posting history and replying to all of my recent posts just for the sake of doing so.

Lol Zoklet seriously helps boost my self-esteem so much sometimes. Just when I begin to think I have no life, I get to watch some kid do some shit like this. Like literally, you're going onto my profile and looking through my posts to respond to them. That's just... I can't even think of an apt enough word. I know for a fact you didn't just coincidentally happen to be going into the FOURTH topic that I recently posted in (on the FOURTH different forum) and making a reply, just coincidentally, even though they are all blatantly directed toward me. Or maybe you just hop around from forum to forum literally just a minute or two after the last post you made, into a totally random and unrelated topic, and just coincidentally every single one of those topics you go into happen to be ones that I just posted in within the past couple hours, right?

You're just coincidentally going into these totally random, unrelated, and arbitrary topics on totally different forums and then just so happen to see that I recently made a post in there and decide to reply to it, right? You WERE trying to deny following me around earlier, weren't you? So this MUST be the case. Otherwise it just DOESN'T MAKE SENSE OHGAWD, that this is literally about to be the fourth post CONSECUTIVELY that is solely you quoting and flaming me, derailing every single topic you come across as you do so.

But oh heavens no, you're not following me around, right? I mean fuck, seriously, this is beyond simply not having a life. This is seriously to the point of some sort of mental illness.
Are you fucking retarded? You didn't even post in this topic before right now.

Fucking retard. Good try.
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Default Re: Breaking all of your toes and blaming it on a priest??

Sounds like he cares more about you than you do of him. LSD, that is. He always has been a faggot with a completely inflated sense of self worth.
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Are you fucking retarded? You didn't even post in this topic before right now.

Fucking retard. Good try.
Go suck a dick faggot
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Lmao! More power to you, bro.
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