sticking things up your peehole

[BITCH TITZ]

I remember hearing something sometime about guys sticking things up their peeholes for sexual purposes. I've had a catheter up my peehole twice when I ended up in the hospital due to drinking too much. Hurt like a motherfucker to piss for the next three days. Anybody stuck anything in their peehole?

[Mr.Happy]

I stuck a guitar whammy bar down my dick when I was 15 or so. I was inspired by Guts, figured that people do it for a reason and you'd have to be retarded to use something that could break off and get lost in there. I think I used a couple of smaller things as testers, but just worked the whammy bar in there with lots of spit as lube.

I jerked off with it in there and it was seriously an amazing orgasm, but next morning's piss hurt an awful lot so I never did it again.

It's an experience.

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by Mr.Happy

I stuck a guitar whammy bar down my dick when I was 15 or so. I was inspired by Guts, figured that people do it for a reason and you'd have to be retarded to use something that could break off and get lost in there. I think I used a couple of smaller things as testers, but just worked the whammy bar in there with lots of spit as lube.

I jerked off with it in there and it was seriously an amazing orgasm, but next morning's piss hurt an awful lot so I never did it again.

It's an experience.

I've been catheterised and it was near the worse pain i've had in my life next to kidney failure and my appendix nearly rupturing.

Fuck that

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by Mr.Happy

I think I used a couple of smaller things as testers, but just worked the whammy bar in there with lots of spit as lube. .

[is all mememememe with me]

whatever floats your boat i guess





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edit: i wonder if its just coincidence that he has his arms covering his face like that

[Lollygagger]

YEouch

[Proots]

Not my cup of tea. Fuck that.

[Cerberus]

If I may have a word: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[SoulButter]

Cringe level maxing out over here.

[Mr.Happy]

Originally Posted by yawanur

Felt good, man.



This is pretty much identical. A bit thinner than a pencil, just over six inches long, big bend at the end so you'll never lose it. The kink halfway down adds stimulation.

Catheters have to have open ends, which will never be comfortable. And they just get shoved in there. You can control one of those.

...what?

[is all mememememe with me]

i'm unsubscribing here. its making me cringe just seeing this thread keep popping up in the user CP.

[is all mememememe with me]

before i go...

[Tachosomoza]

Your dickhole is for the expulsion of piss and semen. Not for the insertion of foreign objects. Fucking schmucks. I should get up and castrate you all with a scalpel.

[osmos]

Catheters aren't exactly like an open tube at both ends. Silly.

[Zanick]

A friend of mine spent a whole summer alone in the mountain, experimenting with his penis in a similar fashion. He was the cock-guru in our little clique; he'd stuck everything up there from twigs and paper clips to rusty nails and his goddamn index finger. He really knew his dick, inside and out.

[Grinch]

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

I should get up

lol'd

[Mr.Happy]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Your dickhole is for the expulsion of piss and semen. Not for the insertion of foreign objects. Fucking schmucks. I should get up and castrate you all with a scalpel.

Ever fucked a girl in the ass, Tacho?

[faggot]

i wish i could fist my pee-hole

[SoulButter]

Why the fuck am I still subscribed to this, Jesus Christ.

[jerome]

i wish i could piss in a pee hole.

[Myxomatosis]

Originally Posted by jerome

i wish i could piss in a pee hole.

So, it would be like your penis pissing in his vagina, amirite?

'Cause, you know, some chicks like to fantasize that it's their penis that they're shoving into the guy...

PENIS. ENVY.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Holy motherfucking, shit!

You're fortunate you didn't get a urethra/bladder infection.

[Anders Hoveland]

This one is just scary- it is meant to be rammed into a guy's pee hole... then an electric current induces painful shocks from the inside !
http://rabbitvibratorsus.com/?pnum=CNVSR-D795

[LawAbidingCitizen]

dont knock something til youve tried it

[Anders Hoveland]

I heard a rumor about putting a metal BB in there and then shooting it out.
Not sure if this is true, or how dangerous it would be to try it.

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Anders Hoveland

I heard a rumor about putting a metal BB in there and then shooting it out.
Not sure if this is true, or how dangerous it would be to try it.

Yeahhhhh sure mate, 'SWIM heard you can put a metal BB in there and then shoot it out of your cock'. YOU'RE A SICK FUCK.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Shoving little lead balls into your dickhole. Yeah, good idea.

[Anders Hoveland]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

'SWIM heard you can put a metal BB in there and then shoot it out of your cock'.

I have NEVER put a metal BB in there.

...now plastic is a different story (looks around nervously)...

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Anders Hoveland

I have NEVER put a metal BB in there.

...now plastic is a different story (looks around nervously)...

You mean a highlighter?

[Anders Hoveland]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

You mean a highlighter?

I just cannot understand how people stick these things in their pee hole.
Seen it in porn, but it does not like it would be possible- at least not with me.
Do some people have bigger pee holes than others?

There is no way in hell a highlighter could make its way into my hole, even if there was a gun put up to my head.

Anyone have different experiences?


... I am going to take a long bathroom break now...

[da teacha]

Originally Posted by Mr.Happy

I stuck a guitar whammy bar down my dick when I was 15 or so. I was inspired by Guts, figured that people do it for a reason and you'd have to be retarded to use something that could break off and get lost in there. I think I used a couple of smaller things as testers, but just worked the whammy bar in there with lots of spit as lube.

I jerked off with it in there and it was seriously an amazing orgasm, but next morning's piss hurt an awful lot so I never did it again.

It's an experience.

For sure is. It's called 'sounding' in BDSM terms if anybody else wants to know.

Did it/had it done before with the back end of a pen. Fucking hurts a lot, but does feel kinda good when being wanked off. Didn't cum with it inside, as thought that'd be a bad idea, but apparently that's part of the run - watching it shooting out.

Pissing hurts though fo sho after.

Also had it done whilst getting some STD tests, done professionally, pissing doesn't seem to hurt afterwards.

[McTaggot]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

What the fucking fuck is wrong with you fucking people?!

Jesus fuck!

Look at the monstrosities on your site Mr. Admin, I applaud you.

[BITCH TITZ]

after they removed the catheters (two separate hospital visits) i bled when i pissed the first time, then it burned like a motherfucker every piss for 3 days after. did this happen to those who have tried this?