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Old 03-20-2012, 01:35 PM
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http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news...loko-3-19-2012

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PHOENIX - A 31-year-old Phoenix man is facing one count of child abuse after admitting to urinating on his 4-month-old son.

The baby’s mother called police to report she saw Sergio Armando Velderrain urinating on their child’s face and body. She said he allegedly laughed it off, saying, "Now he has something to remember his dad by."
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Old 03-20-2012, 01:40 PM
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LOL at the "now he has something to remember his dad by", what a fucking scumbag
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Old 03-20-2012, 01:41 PM
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Just to give you guys a little visual....



I'm hoping that lump on his forehead was from a police nightstick
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lol it is a pretty hilarious image imo. A mexican just standing there, drinking beer, pissing on his baby's face, laughing while the baby tries and fails to understand what is happening. Worst father ever but its still pretty funny.
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Hilarious. I'm glad the baby was young enough to not be able to remember such a ridiculous fucked up act.
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What the fuck was he expecting.. his son to grow up and cherish the fond memory of this? lolol. Some people are dumb.
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What the fuck was he expecting.. his son to grow up and cherish the fond memory of this? lolol. Some people are dumb.
The clinical term is mexican.
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its alright that baby just got stung by a jelly fish
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At least urine is sterile...even if a mexican's dick isnt. It could be worse
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I must admit, most Mexican fathers don't have the decency to give their baby a bath like that.
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Golden moment.
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Golden moment.
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I hope every single one of his cell mates are pissing on his face on a daily basis & hopefully most of them, if not all of them have some sort of vd that makes their piss extra stanky!
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I hope every single one of his cell mates are pissing on his face on a daily basis & hopefully most of them, if not all of them have some sort of vd that makes their piss extra stanky!
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Maybe he was trying to piss into the diaper, because he thought it would adsorb all the urine? (he was drunk)
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:31 AM
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:45 AM
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Loko makes Mexicans Loco and go on a rampant R.Kelly spree.

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You have an odd obsession with my dick.
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Realistically, the baby peed on him first at some point...
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You have an odd obsession with my dick.
just the thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth. & it's more like you've got a stalking obsession with me you creep
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just the thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth. & it's more like you've got a stalking obsession with me you creep
You must be one of my ex-girlfriends it seems.

lol I did you in the pooper
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At least the kid's father wasn't a nigger. Then he probably would've fucked the kid to cure his niggerAIDS.
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You must be one of my ex-girlfriends it seems.

lol I did you in the pooper
Duh don't you remember that's why I kicked your ass to the curb? Let me refresh your memory; A) I got tired of you begging me to wear a strap on & fuck you in the pooper, & B) I just couldn't look at your incy bincy teeny weenie shriveled little 2" long while hard so called dick anymore. I've gotten more joy from pinky fingers then you & your dick. Oh and also it got kind of sad listening to you cry every time you busted a nut, FYI I lied when I told you that's normal!
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Duh don't you remember that's why I kicked your ass to the curb? Let me refresh your memory; A) I got tired of you begging me to wear a strap on & fuck you in the pooper, & B) I just couldn't look at your incy bincy teeny weenie shriveled little 2" long while hard so called dick anymore. I've gotten more joy from pinky fingers then you & your dick. Oh and also it got kind of sad listening to you cry every time you busted a nut, FYI I lied when I told you that's normal!
Girls like you make guys like me wanna have a good wild night. Nothing like a chick that knows how to take a good dicking and knows how she likes it rattling around inside her.

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lol idgaf that guys way cooler than I'll ever be. now he has something to remember his dad by, priceless.
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He probably thought it was thirsty.
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This is normal for mexxxsicanns, i wonder if he had to pay bail to get out of jail or did he just get a ticket?

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This is normal for mexxxsicanns, i wonder if he had to pay bail to get out of jail or did he just get a ticket?
i would assume he got bail, no judge is gonna release him on OR for pissing on your baby
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Someone should shit ALL OVER HIM!!
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What a fucking idiot!!!

Someone should shit ALL OVER HIM!!
His asshole probably got so loosened up in jail, he's probably shitting on himself right now
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