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03-20-2012, 01:35 PM
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Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news...loko-3-19-2012
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PHOENIX - A 31-year-old Phoenix man is facing one count of child abuse after admitting to urinating on his 4-month-old son.
The baby’s mother called police to report she saw Sergio Armando Velderrain urinating on their child’s face and body. She said he allegedly laughed it off, saying, "Now he has something to remember his dad by."
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03-20-2012, 01:37 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
ahhaha
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03-20-2012, 01:40 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
LOL at the "now he has something to remember his dad by", what a fucking scumbag 
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03-20-2012, 01:41 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
Just to give you guys a little visual....
I'm hoping that lump on his forehead was from a police nightstick
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03-20-2012, 01:43 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
like a BOSS
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03-20-2012, 01:45 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
lol it is a pretty hilarious image imo. A mexican just standing there, drinking beer, pissing on his baby's face, laughing while the baby tries and fails to understand what is happening. Worst father ever but its still pretty funny.
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03-20-2012, 01:55 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
Hilarious. I'm glad the baby was young enough to not be able to remember such a ridiculous fucked up act.
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03-20-2012, 02:02 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
What the fuck was he expecting.. his son to grow up and cherish the fond memory of this? lolol. Some people are dumb.
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03-20-2012, 02:03 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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What the fuck was he expecting.. his son to grow up and cherish the fond memory of this? lolol. Some people are dumb.
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The clinical term is mexican.
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03-20-2012, 02:48 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
its alright that baby just got stung by a jelly fish
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03-20-2012, 02:50 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
At least urine is sterile...even if a mexican's dick isnt. It could be worse
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03-20-2012, 02:51 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
I must admit, most Mexican fathers don't have the decency to give their baby a bath like that.
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03-20-2012, 03:01 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
Golden moment.
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03-20-2012, 03:29 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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Golden moment.
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Decent pun.
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03-20-2012, 03:32 PM
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03-20-2012, 03:59 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
I hope every single one of his cell mates are pissing on his face on a daily basis & hopefully most of them, if not all of them have some sort of vd that makes their piss extra stanky!
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03-21-2012, 08:36 AM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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I hope every single one of his cell mates are pissing on his face on a daily basis & hopefully most of them, if not all of them have some sort of vd that makes their piss extra stanky!
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03-21-2012, 09:12 AM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
Maybe he was trying to piss into the diaper, because he thought it would adsorb all the urine? (he was drunk)
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03-21-2012, 09:31 AM
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Knight
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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no Shit you fucking pencil dick!
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03-21-2012, 09:45 AM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
Loko makes Mexicans Loco and go on a rampant R.Kelly spree.
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03-21-2012, 09:54 AM
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Red Baron of WWIII
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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no Shit you fucking pencil dick!
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You have an odd obsession with my dick.
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03-21-2012, 10:13 AM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
Realistically, the baby peed on him first at some point...
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03-21-2012, 11:23 AM
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Knight
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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You have an odd obsession with my dick.
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just the thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth. & it's more like you've got a stalking obsession with me you creep
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03-21-2012, 11:51 AM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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just the thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth. & it's more like you've got a stalking obsession with me you creep
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You must be one of my ex-girlfriends it seems.
lol I did you in the pooper
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03-21-2012, 11:53 AM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
At least the kid's father wasn't a nigger. Then he probably would've fucked the kid to cure his niggerAIDS.
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03-29-2012, 01:42 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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You must be one of my ex-girlfriends it seems.
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Duh don't you remember that's why I kicked your ass to the curb? Let me refresh your memory; A) I got tired of you begging me to wear a strap on & fuck you in the pooper, & B) I just couldn't look at your incy bincy teeny weenie shriveled little 2" long while hard so called dick anymore. I've gotten more joy from pinky fingers then you & your dick. Oh and also it got kind of sad listening to you cry every time you busted a nut, FYI I lied when I told you that's normal!
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03-29-2012, 09:44 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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Duh don't you remember that's why I kicked your ass to the curb? Let me refresh your memory; A) I got tired of you begging me to wear a strap on & fuck you in the pooper, & B) I just couldn't look at your incy bincy teeny weenie shriveled little 2" long while hard so called dick anymore. I've gotten more joy from pinky fingers then you & your dick. Oh and also it got kind of sad listening to you cry every time you busted a nut, FYI I lied when I told you that's normal!
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Girls like you make guys like me wanna have a good wild night. Nothing like a chick that knows how to take a good dicking and knows how she likes it rattling around inside her.
That's why I got a place in my heart and pants for redheads and black girls. 
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03-29-2012, 10:09 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
lol idgaf that guys way cooler than I'll ever be. now he has something to remember his dad by, priceless.
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03-29-2012, 10:26 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
He probably thought it was thirsty.
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03-29-2012, 10:44 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
This is normal for mexxxsicanns, i wonder if he had to pay bail to get out of jail or did he just get a ticket?
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03-30-2012, 01:28 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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hahoo this all the way!!
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03-31-2012, 04:30 AM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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This is normal for mexxxsicanns, i wonder if he had to pay bail to get out of jail or did he just get a ticket?
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i would assume he got bail, no judge is gonna release him on OR for pissing on your baby
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04-07-2012, 02:06 PM
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What a fucking idiot!!!
Someone should shit ALL OVER HIM!!
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04-08-2012, 01:43 PM
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Re: Man Urinates on Baby after Drinking 4 Loko
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What a fucking idiot!!!
Someone should shit ALL OVER HIM!!
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His asshole probably got so loosened up in jail, he's probably shitting on himself right now
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