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Old 03-20-2012, 10:39 PM
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When a donkey misbehaves.
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Old 03-21-2012, 01:36 AM
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True badasses don't call themselves badasses.
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Badass is... walking alone in a crowd.

Badass is... smoking down that last unfiltered cigarette while sipping from a glass of whiskey.

Badass is... driving drunk.


Badass is... driving drunk alone in a crowd, while smoking down that last unfiltered cigarette and sipping from a glass of whiskey.
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Something you'll never be if you're a fucking pansy.
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Old 03-21-2012, 02:40 PM
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If you're fuckin' ass, then suddenly on the out-pull you see shit on your dick...That's bad ass.
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Old 03-21-2012, 02:47 PM
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Wear Ed Hardy or tapout t-shirts, walk around with a massive pitbull on a leash,smack the lipstick off your girlfriend in public gatherings.
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Old 03-22-2012, 01:52 AM
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post on zoklet. it gets me mad bitches.
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Posting on zoklet gets this dude laid???
I lay down when I post on Zoklet.
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:11 AM
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Bro, you clearly haven't seen fight club. Tyler durden, the main characters alter ego played by Brad Pitt is the epitome of badass. Mimic the way he acts.
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:28 AM
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Once again, it's not being a fucking pansy.

Just be relaxed and don't fall under the pressure.

Turn everything into an opportunity no matter how disturbing it is.

Worst case scenario: You freak out.

Just handle the situation accordingly. Be smart about it.

Beards are weird if they aren't well groomed, man. Let me get this straight; If you
fucking comb your hair and dress nice, you're metrosexual. No excuses.

Gross ass neckbeards. Get rid of that

Did you know that if you make people laugh at least 5 times, they can almost NEVER
get mad at you? Psychology.

Don't get angry or flustered.

Always act relaxed and never argue with people. For one, if you don't, you'll totally make
them look like they're angry and talking to themselves. Hilarious. Either that, or just a bitch.
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how do I do it?
I don't see it happening.
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:18 AM
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One word:

MUTTONCHOPS.

Cutting the sleeves off all your shirts was a good idea as well.
Way to look like a fuckin' degenerate.
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