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Old 03-23-2012, 06:09 AM
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Default Will GTA 5 be amazing?

Think about it. People said GTA 4 was amazing, but in my opinion it wasn't. Of course, don't get me wrong, it was a really fun game, but it DID have its flaws, which some people seemed to completely overlook.

- Repetition. Sure, there were over 90 missions, but they were repetitive as all hell. Every single mission consisted of the same thing. Go here, kill this guy, collect cash or go here, kill this guy, escape the cops. Mission after mission, it all boiled down to exactly the same thing.

- The civilian drivers are all stupid cunts. They see you driving on the wrong side of the wrong and it doesn't even cross their mind that maybe, just maybe, they should turn out of the way. Nobody indicates and even when you're sprinting across the road, FAR ahead of them, they never slow down and you're constantly getting run over.

- Pointless missions. Sub par missions like 'take Roman for a drink' and 'take this girl on a date'. Not only are they pointless, but they're also boring as fuck.

- The handling on ALL vehicles in the game was a fucking joke. Personally, I found this UNBELIEVABLY frustrating, they went overboard trying to make the game realistic, as even in real life cars turn much better than they do in the game. I failed countless missions because of this, during one long mission I was seriously considering tearing my own fucking eyes out.

- The physics like running and climbing were sloppy, uncoordinated and laggy.

How much better do you expect GTA 5 to be? GTA 4 was year 4 years ago, do you think this will this be a 'perfect game'?

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Old 03-23-2012, 06:22 AM
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No.

They better get rid of the stupid fucking targeting system with the circles though.

With mods GTA4 can be glorious. I would love to put it some fucking new cars with better handling but my version is currently fucked because of GFWL.

I'm pretty sure GFWL will not work without security center and fuck that shit. Every time I try to open it it says a required component is disabled. Yeah no thanks. Hopefully they don't make you jump through hoops (Social club, GFWL and Steam) this time around for the PC version.
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:24 AM
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Nope, this'll probably suck. I've moved past my GTA phase in life. GTA 3 was probably the pinnacle of the series. Vice City was ok for fucking around (ie flying) but pretty much everything else sucked. San Adreas was pretty much the same, except you were a nigger (which sucked). 4 was more of the same
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:26 AM
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GTA 3 definitely had the smoothest combat out of them all.
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:40 AM
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I dunno what you faggots are talking about every gta games since 3 has been dope.
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:43 AM
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I dunno what you faggots are talking about every gta games since 3 has been dope.
yeah, if you like doing the exact same thing over and over again, game after game...
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Old 03-23-2012, 07:13 AM
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yeah, if you like doing the exact same thing over and over again, game after game...
WOO WOO, here comes the hate train. Come on, everybody know the beauty of a GTA game is making up your own fun. I guess that's just not your thing.

What Rockstar need to do is take the core gameplay mechanics from GTA4, refine them, then add the sugar and spice you got from San Andreas. Once they've smoothened out the AI and other technical faults, you've got yourself one hell of a virtual playground to do as you please with.
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:13 AM
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Yes. I just wish that there were speeding drivers and people who didnt go 20 miles under the speed limit.
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Old 03-23-2012, 01:17 PM
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It's going to be shit. Rockstar is an attention whore. They should make a porn game and star their wives & sisters or something. Because they're whores and they like attention. You know. Like bitches do.
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Old 03-23-2012, 04:29 PM
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It's definatley going to be a good game. But GTA4 was boring. Why do I need to virtually take girls on a date? What is the fucking point in that. I get they were going for realism, but damn. That game felt more like a chore because everyone would get pissed at you if you didn't hang out with them or go on a date with them. I never had time for the fucking missions.
I hated the driving mechanics in GTA4 as well
GTA VC will always be my favorite
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Old 03-23-2012, 04:44 PM
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I hope that they've fixed the extremely stiff controls, Red Dead Redemption suffered from the exact same problem. In a game that requires you to often drive at high speed and making all the cars impossible to handle at high speeds doesn't really work. Hell, WALKING was hard enough. WALKING!
The wanted system needs a lot of work, it was bad enough spending 5 minutes trying to escape the cops to have one randomly spawn right next to you and get the wanted level back again. Not to mention that the cops were fucking relentless even at 1 star and how easy it was to get a 1 star wanted level.
Also, the physics need a lot of work. Going flying 3 blocks after slightly nudging a bike into a car at low speed and dying fucking sucked.

The game has the potential to be good, but I doubt it will live up to the hype its getting and end up being a major disappointment. GTA4 got heaps of 10/10 ratings but really it was a 6 at the most.
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Old 03-23-2012, 04:53 PM
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GTA 5 will be glorious, mark my words.
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GTA 5 will be glorious, mark my words.
Your words are worth nothing.
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I'll mark my own words then, faggot.
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They better fix the controls

driving and targeting royally sucked in gta 4
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Old 03-25-2012, 05:12 AM
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Driving wasn't really that bad, the controls were maybe a little slow witted but overall the physics were much more believable than it used to be. The on-foot controls were pretty poor though.
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Driving wasn't really that bad, the controls were maybe a little slow witted but overall the physics were much more believable than it used to be. The on-foot controls were pretty poor though.
If you were driving slow it was fine, you could actually take a turn, but if the cops were after you and you had to make a turn you were kind of fucked.
Also, on the topic of the games physics...
I found things like that to be very common happenings.
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If you were driving slow it was fine, you could actually take a turn, but if the cops were after you and you had to make a turn you were kind of fucked.
Also, on the topic of the games physics...
Game Fails: GTA IV "Thwack Ting Thud Splash" - YouTube
I found things like that to be very common happenings.
Especially with random appearing objects. Fuck.

GTA IV was, well, a piece of shit. Sorry. It barely worked on most pc's, even though the graphics weren't that great. The controls were crap.

And the biggest problem? It just wasn't fun to play. They completely omitted everything that made the other GTA games great.

It also had made WTF moments. Like that time I discovered that you can actually walk people to death against a wall or car.
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It also had made WTF moments. Like that time I discovered that you can actually walk people to death against a wall or car.
Don't forget the swing set glitch.
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imo gta 4 is the greatest all around game ever made, and gta 5 will be even better
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