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Old 03-24-2012, 11:39 PM
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my friend called me a short while ago and told me that at family dollar and was caught stealing some snacks or something I guess he got out of the building but some guy came out and said stop but he kept walking he was probably caught on camera it probably came it under 10 dollar so should he be worried or just avoid the store for a while
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Old 03-24-2012, 11:41 PM
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Cops are gonna be kicking his door down in 5..4..3..2...
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Old 03-24-2012, 11:44 PM
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Lol why do people post the same scenarios over and over?? At least this time they did the right thing by getting the fuck out of there. My friend got busted shoplifting at a grocery store a few weeks ago and actually just stood around talking to LP. If i was in that situation, i'd just GTFO and not go back. Sure they would probably call the cops, but response times are not that great, and they're likely to stand there filling out a report instead of pursuing you (unless perhaps you stole a lotta shit). So no, your friend doesnt have shit to worry about assuming he avoids that store for a while.
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They're going to forward his face to the police, the police will run through standard registry, mug shots, and school photos and find out who he is then come for him.

Best advice is to get out of town and assume a different name.
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I would understand stealing some Robo, but snacks, cmon
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He should have stole you a dictionary too.


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They're going to forward his face to the police, the police will run through standard registry, mug shots, and school photos and find out who he is then come for him.

Best advice is to get out of town and assume a different name.
Yep, they might even take a printout of his face, show it to people in jail, and offer them less jail time if they can identify him. I hope hope your friend didn't park anywhere nearby, because they'll most likely pull the camera footage and look for a license plate number. There's probably at least two detectives working on a case to sink your friend.

GET OUT OF TOWN for at least a month or two, until things blow over.
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Yep, they might even take a printout of his face, show it to people in jail, and offer them less jail time if they can identify him. I hope hope your friend didn't park anywhere nearby, because they'll most likely pull the camera footage and look for a license plate number. There's probably at least two detectives working on a case to sink your friend.

GET OUT OF TOWN for at least a month or two, until things blow over.
this is a joke, right?

If the police were even called, they will come and take a report. I doubt they will even look at the tapes let alone run it through a database. No one gives a fuck about people stealing candy.

Now, the school photo thing is a possibility if it was something other than fucking food from the dollar store. A buddy of mine stole about $1000 worth of lacrosse equipment and they went to the nearest high school (this was like 8 years ago) and found his picture in the year book
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You stole from a dollar store?
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Yep, they might even take a printout of his face, show it to people in jail, and offer them less jail time if they can identify him. I hope hope your friend didn't park anywhere nearby, because they'll most likely pull the camera footage and look for a license plate number. There's probably at least two detectives working on a case to sink your friend.

GET OUT OF TOWN for at least a month or two, until things blow over.
Was even even driving a car? I doubt it if he was stealing from Family Dollar
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If he didn't screw them over, which you said he didn't, tell him to stay away and he'll be fine.
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Old 03-25-2012, 03:31 AM
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If you got away why give a fuck smh.
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this is a joke, right?

If the police were even called, they will come and take a report. I doubt they will even look at the tapes let alone run it through a database. No one gives a fuck about people stealing candy.

Now, the school photo thing is a possibility if it was something other than fucking food from the dollar store. A buddy of mine stole about $1000 worth of lacrosse equipment and they went to the nearest high school (this was like 8 years ago) and found his picture in the year book
Nope your a joke, you stupid italian sub motherfucker
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Old 03-25-2012, 11:20 AM
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GET OUT OF TOWN for at least a month or two, until things blow over.
A month? The statute of limitations is 7 years. OP needs to lay low for 7 years in a country that doesnt extradite to the US. But at this point, I'm sure the borders have been closed and they'll be looking for him. I'm surprised he's avoided the manhunt this long...

Side note: I saw this story on CNN last night. OP's pic is all over the national news
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You're fine. In fact, you could probably go back to the exact same dollar store next week and they wouldn't even have a clue.
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Old 03-25-2012, 03:46 PM
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My brother said that he had a hard time crossing state lines last night. He said they had police cars everywhere and they were meticulously looking for a guy that stole from a dollar store.

OP can forget about taking a plane out of the country, I bet they have those 'wanted flyers' all over every airport.
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Old 03-25-2012, 04:09 PM
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My brother said that he had a hard time crossing state lines last night. He said they had police cars everywhere and they were meticulously looking for a guy that stole from a dollar store.

OP can forget about taking a plane out of the country, I bet they have those 'wanted flyers' all over every airport.
I told you, that shit's on CNN. Of course they shut down the state lines and are checking the airports. OP is fucked
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