Can ya'll niggas touch ya'lls dicks to your own asshole?

turboneger · #1 03-09-2012, 02:53 AM

I can.

Duke Zion · #2 03-09-2012, 02:55 AM

I do that every night before Matlock

Mor3BL7 · #3 03-09-2012, 02:55 AM

I can twice if i wanted to but i dont want to

slicknickns · #4 03-09-2012, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by turboneger

I can.

No, to my lower back.

mr.blunt · #5 03-09-2012, 02:55 AM

then go fuck yourself?

thats what i thought this thread was

jerome · #6 03-09-2012, 02:58 AM

i can, just barely.

slicknickns · #7 03-09-2012, 03:00 AM

Here's a picture of my ahem "dimensions",

Ihaveafatcock · #8 03-09-2012, 03:02 AM

do you like pull it back really far when its still soft?
I mean once im hard theres no fucking way its going to stretch all the way back there

help plz

rabbitweed · #9 03-09-2012, 03:04 AM

A short anogenital distance (AGD) is not a good thing

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Yet another study, by Swan et al., has determined that the AGD is linked to fertility in males, not penis size.[3] An abnormally short male AGD (lower than the median around 52 mm (2 in) have seven times the chance of being sub-fertile as those with a longer AGD. It is linked to both semen volume and sperm count.[4] Those with lower AGD than median also increases in the likelihood of undescended testes, and lowered sperm counts and testicular tumors in adulthood.

ITT: infertile men

JoePedo · #10 03-09-2012, 03:08 AM

No, y'all niggas cannot touch your dicks to my asshole.

Ihaveafatcock · #11 03-09-2012, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ihaveafatcock

do you like pull it back really far when its still soft?
I mean once im hard theres no fucking way its going to stretch all the way back there

help plz

I have a fat cock if that makes a difference

Figure-8 · #12 03-09-2012, 03:11 AM

This thread defines the meaning of what it takes to be a man.

turboneger · #13 03-09-2012, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihaveafatcock

do you like pull it back really far when its still soft?
I mean once im hard theres no fucking way its going to stretch all the way back there

help plz

yea

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

something

so a nigga doesn't need condoms if a nigga doesn't care about da herps or dem aids?
you just have that knowledge all up in your domepiece about anogenital distance? LOL
btw both a nigga's testes are enjoyable

Malice · #14 03-09-2012, 03:21 AM

I most certainly can:

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=137478

Painzstake · #15 03-09-2012, 01:09 PM

The Pat-Man · #16 03-09-2012, 01:13 PM

no my butthole is really far away actually, i think it's been making a slow run for it.

is all mememememe with me · #17 03-09-2012, 01:20 PM

i'm sorry, have i accidentally wandered into some homo circle jerk thread??

*backs out trying not to let the disapprovement show in my face*

**BungHole** · #18 03-09-2012, 01:53 PM

pics or it didn't happen

Duke Zion · #19 03-09-2012, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BungHole

pics or it didn't happen

reject · #20 03-09-2012, 02:02 PM

I can, but I have to go over my shoulder and down, it's too long to go under.

I'm more like

.

Duke Zion · #21 03-09-2012, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by reject

I can, but I have to go over my shoulder and down, it's too long to go under.

I'm more like

.

LOL, jesus, that cant be real

reject · #22 03-09-2012, 02:04 PM

Believe it nigga, it's a fucking ball ache having to carry it around everywhere on my shoulder. Women just won't stop staring, I feel so used.

Duke Zion · #23 03-09-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by reject

Believe it nigga, it's a fucking ball ache having to carry it around everywhere on my shoulder. Women just won't stop staring, I feel so used.

The girl fucked by that giant cock will have their pussy looking like elephant ears after you are done pounding it

Jaxxun · #24 03-09-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by reject

I can, but I have to go over my shoulder and down, it's too long to go under.

I'm more like

.

You have a shining future career in live-action tentacle porn.

reject · #25 03-09-2012, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Duke Zion

The girl fucked by that giant cock will have their pussy looking like elephant ears after you are done pounding it

Legally I'm not allowed to have sex with female humans, strictly donkeys or nothing.

Ihaveafatcock · #26 03-09-2012, 02:18 PM

ok so im having trouble actually getting my cock in my ass.
like I can barely relax enough to get a single finger up there, let alone the head of my fat cock.
what do?

Duke Zion · #27 03-09-2012, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ihaveafatcock

ok so im having trouble actually getting my cock in my ass.
like I can barely relax enough to get a single finger up there, let alone the head of my fat cock.
what do?

Man up nigga

Ihaveafatcock · #28 03-09-2012, 02:48 PM

okay so i couldnt get the head of my cock into my ass so I lubed my asshole up with blitex. Felt weird man.
Anyway I still couldnt get it in so I put a finger up my ass. then two. then three. Then four.
So then i got 4 fingers up my ass (still considerably thinner than my cock) so once all 4 fingers are in my ass I spread them out. Anyway i feel something weird and when i pull my fingers out theyre covered in shit.
I decided to stop trying to fuck myself in the ass after that. I ran to the sink (luckily my roomate was still asleep) and washed my hand off then wiped my ass in the bathroom.
room kinda smells like buttsex. I opened the window. If anyone asks ill just say i feel sick and keep farting

Duke Zion · #29 03-09-2012, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihaveafatcock

okay so i couldnt get the head of my cock into my ass so I lubed my asshole up with blitex. Felt weird man.
Anyway I still couldnt get it in so I put a finger up my ass. then two. then three. Then four.
So then i got 4 fingers up my ass (still considerably thinner than my cock) so once all 4 fingers are in my ass I spread them out. Anyway i feel something weird and when i pull my fingers out theyre covered in shit.
I decided to stop trying to fuck myself in the ass after that. I ran to the sink (luckily my roomate was still asleep) and washed my hand off then wiped my ass in the bathroom.
room kinda smells like buttsex. I opened the window. If anyone asks ill just say i feel sick and keep farting

I have a feeling you are not trolling. You are dead serious