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Come on, which of you sick fucks have done it? And don't lie.
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Old 03-25-2012, 05:23 AM
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Well, I've done a lot of sick stuff, but this isn't one of them.

I honestly do not see how anyone could get aroused by this.
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Malice has probably tried it.
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I've done holding my breath until I either cum or pass out. Works pretty good in lieu of actually hanging myself, what with the weird chance of accidentally killing myself situation and all.
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I'd do it. I don't know how it would make anything better though.
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I'd do it. I don't know how it would make anything better though.
It works well. Definitely try it.
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It works well. Definitely try it.
How did you do it, exactly?
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Niggah's, you dumb. This is how you do it.

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How fucked up is the world that we actually have a name for this shit?
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How fucked up is the world that we actually have a name for this shit?
I don't see anything wrong with exploring one's sexuality just as long no harm comes to another person. Maybe you're just being a faggot?
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:09 AM
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Seeing as it is risky and an ultimately embarrassing way to die, I'd say it's not worth it.

Besides, I already get enough pleasure out of my sick fetishry as it is.
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Seeing as it is risky and an ultimately embarrassing way to die, I'd say it's not worth it.

Besides, I already get enough pleasure out of my sick fetishry as it is.
It's not like you'd have to deal with the humiliation, you're dead.

Imagine if there was an afterlife, where you're a ghost and you inhabit the Earth, you'd get to hear everyone bagging you about how you accidentally killed yourself whilst jacking off with a belt around your neck.
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:46 AM
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It works well. Definitely try it.
If I remember I'll choke myself and jack off.
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:58 AM
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We take our stations; Roland is stimulated by a few of his usual caresses; he climbs upon the stool, I put the halter round his neck; he tells me he wants me to curse him during the process, I am to reproach him with all his life's horrors, I do so; his dart soon rises to menace Heaven, he himself gives me the sign to remove the stool, I obey; would you believe it, Madame? nothing more true than what Roland had conjectured: nothing but symptoms of pleasure ornament his countenance and at practically the same instant rapid jets of semen spring nigh to the vault. When 'tis all shot out without any assistance whatsoever from me, I rush to cut him down, he falls, unconscious, but thanks to my ministrations he quickly recovers his senses.

"Oh Therese !" he exclaims upon opening his eyes, "oh, those sensations are not to be described; they transcend all one can possibly say: let them now do what they wish with me, I stand unflinching before Themis' sword!
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Old 03-29-2012, 06:57 AM
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How did you do it, exactly?
Like I said, I hold my breath. Sometimes you can't really get it timed right, but it's way less risky than choking yourself with something.
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I don't see anything wrong with exploring one's sexuality just as long no harm comes to another person. Maybe you're just being a faggot?
So you are saying that hanging yourself while wanking is perfectly normal then? Also, feel free to explain to me which part of not hanging myself while wanking makes one gay
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I'd get off on the death trip too bad.
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:47 AM
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Already a thread about this right here :http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=141377

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I've done it several times. A handful of times by myself in the shower with the hose around my neck while I wanked off, but mostly with a sex partner. We'd choke each other out while we fucked. Sometimes we did it at the same time to see who would try to break free first. Sometimes she'd only choke me until my body started to convulse lightly.

It's pretty scary, especially if you know the person might not let go because she was so turned on it by it.

Feels good man.
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:39 PM
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I've done it several times. A handful of times by myself in the shower with the hose around my neck while I wanked off, but mostly with a sex partner. We'd choke each other out while we fucked. Sometimes we did it at the same time to see who would try to break free first. Sometimes she'd only choke me until my body started to convulse lightly.

It's pretty scary, especially if you know the person might not let go because she was so turned on it by it.

Feels good man.
It's not something I'm chomping at the bit to try but I'm intrigued.
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:42 PM
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So you are saying that hanging yourself while wanking is perfectly normal then?

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No, I am not. I'm saying normalcy is an overrated state of mind that happens to be a likely candidate for the decline of society. Who the fuck cares if someone likes fucking their asshole with a barbie doll while choking themselves within inches of their lives? Does doing something true to their sexuality really something bad? I think the real moral breakers are those who suppress their harmless sexual tendencies thus halting them from blooming into whatever they were meant to be. Think of it this way, the reason the world is so messed up isn't because people tend to break the standard median of morals, no, it's because idiots like you seem to believe in some absolute morality. Furthermore, even within your framework of morals there's nothing wrong at all with pleasuring yourself without harming another person.

Also, feel free to explain to me which part of not hanging myself while wanking makes one gay
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:14 PM
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Actually, i was tripping and thiught it would be funny. Then i didn't have enough fucks to give to change it.
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Actually, i was tripping and thiught it would be funny. Then i didn't have enough fucks to give to change it.
Faggot. I bought an ID from you and it was shit. Fuck you.
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It's not like you'd have to deal with the humiliation, you're dead.

Imagine if there was an afterlife, where you're a ghost and you inhabit the Earth, you'd get to hear everyone bagging you about how you accidentally killed yourself whilst jacking off with a belt around your neck.
Well sure, not for you, but it's embarrassing for your loved ones. When someone asks your parents/loved ones how you died, they'll have to make up a story because they'd feel ashamed to tell them that you died from choking yourself while jacking off.

Plenty of people are willing to admit someone died of a conventional suicide. But nobody wants to mention auto erotic asphyxia or explain it to friends/relatives.

But if nobody loves you, then have at it if you must.
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Faggot. I bought an ID from you and it was shit. Fuck you.
I didn't sell you an ID mate...
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Gave it a whack once. Wasn't impressed. I think just didn't try hard enough, but I really enjoy breathing. After that experience, I'd thought of trying it with a nitrous balloon, but haven't actually bothered to give it a go...
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wtf... just tried it coz of this thread. Cant move my limbs... felt awesome. am i a ghost.
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wtf... just tried it coz of this thread. Cant move my limbs... felt awesome. am i a ghost.
Shit I forgot to explain the rare side effects. Sometimes you become a ghost.
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Can you elaborate on this? Is tolkerface a dada or what??
Movie about kid who kills himself while performing Auto erotic asphyxiation and his dad finds him....
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^lololol
If you go on best gore, there are about 3 million images of people who've died doing it, so they're just hanging there dead with their dicks flopping out. Is funny.
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^lololol
If you go on best gore, there are about 3 million images of people who've died doing it, so they're just hanging there dead with their dicks flopping out. Is funny.
That is just too fucked up for words. Who would take a photo of that and post it on the internet and secondly, who would look that shit up?

You're a sick human being.
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That is just too fucked up for words. Who would take a photo of that and post it on the internet and secondly, who would look that shit up?

You're a sick human being.
I find it's the only shit I can fap off to.
Ok, that was too far... sorry

Seriously though, if that shit is too fucked up for words, why is there A FUCKING NAME FOR IT? (asked at all the people in this thread, not just toker)
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im pretty sure your dick stays hard too after you die.

ive known some kid who died from it in middle school
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How fucked up is the world that we actually have a name for this shit?
ah yes, the old asphyxiwank
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