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on a country road or wherever would you blast that nigga?
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Old 03-25-2012, 05:56 PM
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on a country road or wherever would you blast that nigga?
No. I would expose myself to him, though. Sometimes, actions speak louder than words.
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Old 03-25-2012, 06:09 PM
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I'd just film myself yelling "WHAT'S UP, NIGGA ?".
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I'd ask him for some weed.
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Old 03-25-2012, 06:48 PM
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Nope because that nigger doesnt go anywhere without secret service and right when i got within 50 feet i'd be sniped from 10 different angles
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Thought I saw Obamas. Had some great idea whit his daughters.

But since this thread is about Obama and not Obamas, I don;t want to get infracted for being off-topic.
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Old 03-25-2012, 07:04 PM
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id offer him a ride and when he got close to the truck id spray rocks all over him.
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id offer him a ride and when he got close to the truck id spray rocks all over him.
Crack rocks?
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Old 03-25-2012, 07:21 PM
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Old 03-25-2012, 07:38 PM
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No. I would expose myself to him, though. Sometimes, actions speak louder than words.
This made my day. lol'd for a good 30 seconds.
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Old 03-25-2012, 07:38 PM
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I'd go up and say hello like a normal person. I bet most of you wouldn't even do that.
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Old 03-26-2012, 02:39 PM
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Thought I saw Obamas. Had some great idea whit his daughters.

But since this thread is about Obama and not Obamas, I don;t want to get infracted for being off-topic.
His oldest daughter is starting to get tits and ass. I don't think she's gonna look that great.

Still, tell us what you would do to his daughters. That sounds interesting
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Old 03-26-2012, 03:16 PM
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I'd kick him in the nuts.
Typical communists, always jealous of what you don't have.
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I'd attach some kind of custom GPS tracker to his belt that would make the next CIA drone authorised to kill someone home in on his location and blow him up instead. Ironic deaths are the best.
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Just for saying (or posting) you would kill the President the FBI can get an immediate and valid warrant for your arrest and come to your home, seize your computer, and then throw you in jail for 10 years. If you're in another country when you make the claim they can have you legally extradited as a rush order, and then they'll throw you in jail for 15 years. And that's not even carrying through on the threat.
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^That being the case, I'd jump across the hot gravel quietly behind him burnin' my bare feet, in me denim britches and look at him through the busted brim of my straw hat for a second to then exclaim 'Te-he I'm gon catch me a nigga!" As I simulatenously rip a hessian sack over his startled majesty, then kick his legs out and throw him over my shoulder and take him into the bushes so nobody sees me makin' my rape on that dirty niaagah before I drowns him in the crick.
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^That being the case, I'd jump across the hot gravel quietly behind him burnin' my bare feet, in me denim britches and look at him through the busted brim of my straw hat for a second to then exclaim 'Te-he I'm gon catch me a nigga!" As I simulatenously rip a hessian sack over his startled majesty, then kick his legs out and throw him over my shoulder and take him into the bushes so nobody sees me makin' my rape on that dirty niaagah before I drowns him in the crick.
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Just for saying (or posting) you would kill the President the FBI can get an immediate and valid warrant for your arrest and come to your home, seize your computer, and then throw you in jail for 10 years. If you're in another country when you make the claim they can have you legally extradited as a rush order, and then they'll throw you in jail for 15 years. And that's not even carrying through on the threat.
If by "warrant" you mean they don't need one and can do whatever they want, without a judge being involved.
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Old 03-30-2012, 12:07 AM
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I'd shake his hand and thank him for taking some power away from the Republicans.
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Old 03-30-2012, 12:12 AM
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He'd probably ask me for a smoke and some change 'for da bus braddah, coz im stuck way oud here brah n i needa git inda cennalenk ya dardy cunt'.
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I'm excited for one of the people who said they'd kill him to never show up on Zoklet again. Or really ever be heard from again.
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I would spark him up with a blunt of that og kush
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I'd shake his hand and offer him a lift.

Good bloke that one.
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I'd invite him to dinner. I'd make all my best dishes in the hope that my tantalizing meals will earn me a place among the Social Elite.
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I'd shake his hand and thank him for taking some power away from the Republicans.
Are you high? He's compromised on every goddamn issue. And then the watered-down shit that does pass just gets (potentially) struck down by the supreme court! Republicans have all the power because they are the ones most willing to use it.
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It's an American law that all threats made against the President MUST be investigated whether they are frivolous or not. Beware.
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i would give him a big wet slobbery kiss
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His oldest daughter is starting to get tits and ass. I don't think she's gonna look that great.

Still, tell us what you would do to his daughters. That sounds interesting
I think I better post those things in other section clearly marked as "FICTIONS" ..... cos I don't want off-topic this thread for one .....

and having secret services breathing down my neck ...... another.

Cos the *FICTION* I was gonna write involved both his daughters, and secret services agents.

" ... you have to remember I'm a Secret Service agent, and everything we do has to be secrets, to protect your dad .... "
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I'd chat about the weather for a while and then discuss foreign policy with him before seeing if he could hook me up with a minty job somewhere.

Even if you're joking, don't talk about assassinating the Obama on the internet. That's dumb.
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on a country road or wherever would you blast that nigga?
Somewhere in your post I see the words "because I would". That's a dangerous statement to be making on an online forum.
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Yeah, OP should really just ask a mod to get this deleted. Implying an assassination threat is really, really dumb.
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Yeah, OP should really just ask a mod to get this deleted. Implying an assassination threat is really, really dumb.
I think he meant blasting that nigga with loud nigger music.
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If the right person saw this thread somebody is going to jail !!!!!!!!
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