if you could give a member of the opposite sex one piece of advice about sex

[HelloClarice]

what would it be?

such as:

take the amount of time you generally spend on the clitoris and double it.

[Rolf]

"Alcohol makes you prettier", advises Rolf.

[CountBlah]

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by muffins

It's give and take you think we enjoy licking on your fucking box

Personally Rolf does not mind it so much, provided said wench is clean, states Rolf. Especially good if Rolf is deprived of air, adds Rolf.

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by muffins

women need to be enthusiastic about sucking dick! It's give and take you think we enjoy licking on your fucking box

i actually agree with that. if you're going to receive, you need to return the favor without making it seem like you consider it a chore.

[The Pat-Man]

just lay there and let me get this over with woman.

[The Duke]

You're not gonna break my dick, you can get a little rough with it!

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by The Duke

You're not gonna break my dick, you can get a little rough with it!

i've been guilty of this

[Sir Cornwell]

"Hey! Be careful, you're going to break my dick!"

[Lady Julily]

Men should really try not to be so selfish, especially after the initial novelty of the sexual relationship has worn off. In my experience, it has been a very true stereotype; the goal of sex should not be to get you to orgasm, but to enjoy one another in mutually beneficial ways.

[is all mememememe with me]

don't grip so tight when you give a hand job.

E: oh and don't go 'ewwwwwwww that's gross' when i ask you to pee all over me.

[Sir Cornwell]

When I ask for another glass of nectar, don't quibble.

Just squat and fill one.

[MediumD]

Quit thinking a hand job is a thing you can do.

Yes it's a thing you can try for 30 seconds. That's about when the novelty wears off. Then we'll move on to what at least one of us is here for. Then hopefully we'll move on to what both of us are here for.

Edit: That was meant for females, but reading through it again, I'm sure it applies to anyone trying to manually stimulate the opposite sex.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by MediumD

Edit: That was meant for females, but reading through it again, I'm sure it applies to anyone trying to manually stimulate the opposite sex.

i'm pretty good at giving women the fingers. got my technique down and everything.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by The Duke

You're not gonna break my dick, you can get a little rough with it!

To each his own. I had a girl that was so fucking rough, she'd yank my dick like she was trying to start a lawn mower. It was awful.

[MediumD]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

i'm pretty good at giving women the fingers. got my technique down and everything.

They're still better at it than you are.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by MediumD

They're still better at it than you are.

no doubt about it. i'm pretty damn good tho, had an ex call me golden fingers once, lol.

[dysik]

teeth are never cool. also dont suck my balls until they pop!

[JeffreyH]

TALK. Give feedback. I want to know what I'm doing right, and what I'm doing wrong, so that I can improve my skills.

And don't talk in riddles.

Here's one example. There's one position that I suggested we try, and her reply was "no, I don't really like that". Ok, fair enough.
Then, in the heat of the moment, after doing it the way she claims to like it, I just grab her and slam it into her in that position I suggested earlier. I could tell she found it more enjoyable than ever before, and we've done it plenty of times like that since.

When questioned about it, her reply was "I really, really like it when you sort of 'make' me do it like that, but it's not something I would do myself, I find it wrong". Or some other nonsense like that which didn't even make any sense. Was it too difficult to say "Yes, I'd like to try that, but I want you to pretend-force me into it as I find it more fun that way"?

Or maybe girls really don't know what the hell it is that they want.

[Delia]

I've got no advice to give to men cuz the man I fuck (my hubby) knows exactly what he's doin, loves loves loves to lick the chocha, & is damn good at the Shit he does. He loves experimenting all sorts of new positions, toys, & such, Shit I can't keep his face out from between my legs. We've been together almost 13 years & sex & foreplay just gets better & better. Yep I hit the jackpot with my husband, so baby if you do end up reading this, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

[Death_Merchant]

Don't be jealous, share your friend.

[LilLita]

Tune in. You'll figure out a lot about someone by paying attention to all of their subtle responses.

[Unnecessary~surgery]

Teeth do not belong on/in a penis

[Sir Cornwell]

Bite me, baby, bite me nice.

[Ethan]

Learn to enjoy giving oral slowly and sensually.

[Sir Cornwell]

Work oral like you were prepping for an oral presentation that counted for 50% of your Love Grade.

[Rodrat]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

"Hey! Be careful, you're going to break my dick!"

I've said this before right after I told her she wouldn't. She hit it like a jack hammer and I thought I was gonna go to the hospital.

[Sir Cornwell]

Penii do not take well to being bent.

[Zok Jr.]

^ this lol mod power already going to her head, clarice thinks their threads are the most important out of this whole forum

Anyways I would definitely have to go with the teeth thing, its called a blow job not a bite job

[Sir Cornwell]

I try to remember that the clit has "roots" that run down through the labia major.

[Paragon]

Remember, it's called a blowjob, so stop smiling.

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by Paragon

Remember, it's called a blowjob, so stop smiling.

Yeah and get back to work.

[Rude Louis]

Do not (and that is DO NOT in big fucking letters) make me have to be the dominant one all the time.

For fuck's sake, learn to drive every now and then.

[Mr.Happy]

Originally Posted by Rude Louis

Do not (and that is DO NOT in big fucking letters) make me have to be the dominant one all the time.

For fuck's sake, learn to drive every now and then.

I love being the dominant one. I like being ridden and all, it's nice, it's fine... but being dominant is what makes sex for me, it's not a chore at all. Picking a girl up and throwing her around, forcing her into whatever position you want to fuck in, pinning her down and just going to town... damn.

That said, you can and should be actively submissive. A girl just lying on her back and expecting to be fucked is a huge turn-off. Get on top or give head when I'm exhausted and lying there barely able to move, it's not like I haven't earned it.

I've personally disagreed with a few other things in this thread too, so I guess my advice would be...

Don't assume that everyone likes the same thing.

Your magic oral technique that makes one guy cum in minutes might just be uncomfortable for another, just the same as my magic tongue motion that gets one girl off in no time at all does very little for another girl. Some guys love being ridden into submission but it gets a bit dull for others. I love watching myself in a mirror but I know it makes some girls self-conscious. Tell your partner if they're doing something you like, through reactions if not through words. You have to get to know your partner.

And one more for the girls too, actually (yeah, that's two, I'm cheating)...

Relax and feel comfortable with yourself.

I don't want to turn the lights off before I have sex with you. I want to see you. I want to look at your body, I want to watch your facial expressions, I want to see my dick sliding in and out of you. If you can't loosen up enough to be comfortable letting someone see you naked, you shouldn't really be having sex with them. Tip: we don't expect you to be perfect, and your body hang-ups are probably things we barely notice. We want to fuck you, so don't imagine we're going to be turned off if we see you nude in the light.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

^ this lol mod power already going to her head, clarice thinks their threads are the most important out of this whole forum

Anyways I would definitely have to go with the teeth thing, its called a blow job not a bite job

but it involves sucking not blowing. so i guess the confusion is kinda understandable to a point.

[bortmackie]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

don't grip so tight when you give a hand job.

E: oh and don't go 'ewwwwwwww that's gross' when i ask you to pee all over me.

That grip thing is a huge one for me. I had this girl that was just gripping way too tight, she'd only use the shaft and not even touch the head. Eventually i got fucking tired of it and had to show her how i like it lol. i think that openness is important tho, there's no reason to continue having bad sex if you can show your partner how you like it in a way that won't hurt them.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by PieGirl

Don't start off by going and straight dry-rubbing my vagina. I know you've got a massive boner already, but I'm still fucking neutral and touching my clitoris and putting fingers in me won't feel good unless I'm already wet and aroused. Otherwise I'd get turned on every time I put in a fucking tampon.

I know it sucks for some people but please, just like 5 minutes, FOREPLAY. Kissing, caressing etc. Don't go sticking things down there with the intention of making me aroused, you should focus on making me wet before you get there.

Does yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!!" count as foreplay?

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

Does yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!!" count as foreplay?

i did this once for real, good times.

[BITCH TITZ]

let me play with your titties for a little then get on your knees and suck my dick then bend over til i bust on your butt. that's it

[arleybob]

Communication is definitely huge. My girlfriend is vocal as fuck about what she likes and doesn't like, and quite honestly, I'd be pretty lost if it wasn't for that.