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I just got this PM from this benderfender guy, offering me free stuff, so I went for it. First time's a charm, what could go wrong?
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lol @ "what could go wrong?" , first time i used drugs recreationally (xanax + vodka) i ended up having a guy suck my dick in an alley
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lol @ "what could go wrong?" , first time i used drugs recreationally (xanax + vodka) i ended up having a guy suck my dick in an alley
I'm starting to think with all the dick sucking threads you make, you're actually a closeted homosexual.
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Sober or not, getting your dick sucked is never a bad thing...
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Old 03-30-2012, 08:09 AM
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closeted?
off the phrase "coming out of the closet" to give the quality they are hiding their true homosexuality; probably under a layer of benzos and alochol inwhcih only the black out effect can allow you to accept who you yourself all and go have sex with gay men (which probably is how you often end up waking up with money in your pocket).

I think your subconscious and your conscious have made an agreement together to allow you to get your dick sucked by dudes while you're sober because of your own self rationalization of behavior.

But I'm stoned and just making observations/assumptions with my only basis being AP Psychology & knowing gay people.
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Sober or not, getting your dick sucked is never a bad thing...
& How would you know?

Also I thought you were leaving after RDP got your info.

Also, also you never added him to your loser list.

Edit: Why the fuck is it failure list? Loser list sounds nicer.
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I just got this PM from this benderfender guy, offering me free stuff, so I went for it. First time's a charm, what could go wrong?
well,for one, it turned out it was RDprogrammer harvesting PI
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& How would you know?

Also I thought you were leaving after RDP got your info.

Also, also you never added him to your loser list.

Edit: Why the fuck is it failure list? Loser list sounds nicer.
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I am leaving, I already left, you are not even reading this post

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Sober or not, getting your dick sucked is never a bad thing...
true story bro, haterz gonna hate
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...what could go wrong?
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also i agree with the blowjobs a blowjob theory im not one to turn down a tongue ticklin just love having slobber on my balls what can i say
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i knew a drug dealer years ago that was gay. someone else i knew went round his to get some weed. he offered him a cuppa tea and the next thing he was waking up with his flies open and the dude was crawling off round the back of the sofa with just a towel round him. shit was freaky.

he also used to have a bunch of young lads round that i knew. all the time they were up his flat and he would give em coke like it was going out of fashion. obviously some shit was going on there for sure. one of them one night was so clucking for charlie he climbed 8 floors up the outside of the tower block to get into his flat and slipped to his death. he was only like 18. some proper fucked up shit must have gone on in that place.
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i knew a drug dealer years ago that was gay. someone else i knew went round his to get some weed. he offered him a cuppa tea and the next thing he was waking up with his flies open and the dude was crawling off round the back of the sofa with just a towel round him. shit was freaky.

he also used to have a bunch of young lads round that i knew. all the time they were up his flat and he would give em coke like it was going out of fashion. obviously some shit was going on there for sure. one of them one night was so clucking for charlie he climbed 8 floors up the outside of the tower block to get into his flat and slipped to his death. he was only like 18. some proper fucked up shit must have gone on in that place.
you have to watch the movie "Enter the Void"

there's a scene you'll appreciate, although the entire movie is awesome.
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i knew a drug dealer years ago that was gay. someone else i knew went round his to get some weed. he offered him a cuppa tea and the next thing he was waking up with his flies open and the dude was crawling off round the back of the sofa with just a towel round him. shit was freaky.

he also used to have a bunch of young lads round that i knew. all the time they were up his flat and he would give em coke like it was going out of fashion. obviously some shit was going on there for sure. one of them one night was so clucking for charlie he climbed 8 floors up the outside of the tower block to get into his flat and slipped to his death. he was only like 18. some proper fucked up shit must have gone on in that place.

if a 2 year old i didnt know told me this with these same words id be more likely to believe it than hearing it from you. i liked the like it was going out of fashion line thought, good one
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you have to watch the movie "Enter the Void"

there's a scene you'll appreciate, although the entire movie is awesome.
seen it but didn't think it was all that tbh. hearing people go on about it on here before watching it i think was a bit of an anti-climax. people were all like its this awesome totally head fuck movie. didn't find that myself, the whole film i was waiting for something totally mental to happen but it was just the dead dude floating about.

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if a 2 year old i didnt know told me this with these same words id be more likely to believe it than hearing it from you. i liked the like it was going out of fashion line thought, good one
don't give a fuck what you believe tbh.
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expectation can do a lot, it's like placebo or reverse placebo (both recognizable complexes) in that your mental make up can affect your experience. I had never heard of it and I was at my weed dealer's house snorting mxe and wow it was weird.
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How did RDP get everyones info? Did he create a fake vendor thread? Or did he PM people pretending to be a new vendor
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How did RDP get everyones info? Did he create a fake vendor thread? Or did he PM people pretending to be a new vendor
Both, actually.
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is this thread appearing wider than usual to anyone else? i got horizontal scroll on the page and my hot topics here are off the screen. yet in other threads its totally normal.
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stoopid noob question. How do I "sooo good to hear it" a post? bros did it for me when I posted in the httpsalacazam thread, but I don't see any clickey buttonz for "liking" a post. WTF bros?
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stoopid noob question. How do I "sooo good to hear it" a post? bros did it for me when I posted in the httpsalacazam thread, but I don't see any clickey buttonz for "liking" a post. WTF bros?
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lol @ "what could go wrong?" , first time i used drugs recreationally (xanax + vodka) i ended up having a guy suck my dick in an alley
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