I've never done drugs before, but...

[Blunderstar]

I just got this PM from this benderfender guy, offering me free stuff, so I went for it. First time's a charm, what could go wrong?

[DestroyedMatter]

choose life faggot....




nevermind... you are on zoklet. you already dont have one.

[bleh]

Inner Circle - Bad Boys - YouTube

Inner Circle - Bad Boys - YouTube
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[STD]

lol @ "what could go wrong?" , first time i used drugs recreationally (xanax + vodka) i ended up having a guy suck my dick in an alley

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by STD

lol @ "what could go wrong?" , first time i used drugs recreationally (xanax + vodka) i ended up having a guy suck my dick in an alley

I'm starting to think with all the dick sucking threads you make, you're actually a closeted homosexual.

[Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland]

Originally Posted by BradleyB93

I'm starting to think with all the dick sucking threads you make, you're actually a closeted homosexual.

closeted?

[Duke Zion]

Sober or not, getting your dick sucked is never a bad thing...

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland

closeted?

off the phrase "coming out of the closet" to give the quality they are hiding their true homosexuality; probably under a layer of benzos and alochol inwhcih only the black out effect can allow you to accept who you yourself all and go have sex with gay men (which probably is how you often end up waking up with money in your pocket).

I think your subconscious and your conscious have made an agreement together to allow you to get your dick sucked by dudes while you're sober because of your own self rationalization of behavior.

But I'm stoned and just making observations/assumptions with my only basis being AP Psychology & knowing gay people.

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Sober or not, getting your dick sucked is never a bad thing...

& How would you know?

Also I thought you were leaving after RDP got your info.

Also, also you never added him to your loser list.

Edit: Why the fuck is it failure list? Loser list sounds nicer.

[turboneger]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

I just got this PM from this benderfender guy, offering me free stuff, so I went for it. First time's a charm, what could go wrong?

well,for one, it turned out it was RDprogrammer harvesting PI

[Blunderstar]

Homer Simpson - D'oh! Song (Remix) - YouTube

Homer Simpson - D'oh! Song (Remix) - YouTube
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[turboneger]

topic went from drugs to dick sucking in three posts

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by BradleyB93

& How would you know?

Also I thought you were leaving after RDP got your info.

Also, also you never added him to your loser list.

Edit: Why the fuck is it failure list? Loser list sounds nicer.

One night love affair
Tryin' to make like we don't care
We were both reachin' out for somethin'

I am leaving, I already left, you are not even reading this post

Edit: LOL, what was I on that night^

[STD]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Sober or not, getting your dick sucked is never a bad thing...

true story bro, haterz gonna hate

[Akagi]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

...what could go wrong?

Controlled delivery.

[iMagiNation]

FUCKING BALLS

[aquabania]

me neither

what r drugs like? so scary

[STD]

controlled deliveries suck dick, they cost me $30,000

[aquabania]

also i agree with the blowjobs a blowjob theory im not one to turn down a tongue ticklin just love having slobber on my balls what can i say

[is all mememememe with me]

i knew a drug dealer years ago that was gay. someone else i knew went round his to get some weed. he offered him a cuppa tea and the next thing he was waking up with his flies open and the dude was crawling off round the back of the sofa with just a towel round him. shit was freaky.

he also used to have a bunch of young lads round that i knew. all the time they were up his flat and he would give em coke like it was going out of fashion. obviously some shit was going on there for sure. one of them one night was so clucking for charlie he climbed 8 floors up the outside of the tower block to get into his flat and slipped to his death. he was only like 18. some proper fucked up shit must have gone on in that place.

[iMagiNation]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

i knew a drug dealer years ago that was gay. someone else i knew went round his to get some weed. he offered him a cuppa tea and the next thing he was waking up with his flies open and the dude was crawling off round the back of the sofa with just a towel round him. shit was freaky.

he also used to have a bunch of young lads round that i knew. all the time they were up his flat and he would give em coke like it was going out of fashion. obviously some shit was going on there for sure. one of them one night was so clucking for charlie he climbed 8 floors up the outside of the tower block to get into his flat and slipped to his death. he was only like 18. some proper fucked up shit must have gone on in that place.

you have to watch the movie "Enter the Void"

there's a scene you'll appreciate, although the entire movie is awesome.

[Oink The Pig]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

i knew a drug dealer years ago that was gay. someone else i knew went round his to get some weed. he offered him a cuppa tea and the next thing he was waking up with his flies open and the dude was crawling off round the back of the sofa with just a towel round him. shit was freaky.

he also used to have a bunch of young lads round that i knew. all the time they were up his flat and he would give em coke like it was going out of fashion. obviously some shit was going on there for sure. one of them one night was so clucking for charlie he climbed 8 floors up the outside of the tower block to get into his flat and slipped to his death. he was only like 18. some proper fucked up shit must have gone on in that place.

if a 2 year old i didnt know told me this with these same words id be more likely to believe it than hearing it from you. i liked the like it was going out of fashion line thought, good one

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by iMagiNation

you have to watch the movie "Enter the Void"

there's a scene you'll appreciate, although the entire movie is awesome.

seen it but didn't think it was all that tbh. hearing people go on about it on here before watching it i think was a bit of an anti-climax. people were all like its this awesome totally head fuck movie. didn't find that myself, the whole film i was waiting for something totally mental to happen but it was just the dead dude floating about.

Originally Posted by Oink The Pig

if a 2 year old i didnt know told me this with these same words id be more likely to believe it than hearing it from you. i liked the like it was going out of fashion line thought, good one

don't give a fuck what you believe tbh.

[iMagiNation]

seen it but didn't think it was all that tbh. hearing people go on about it on here before watching it i think was a bit of an anti-climax. people were all like its this awesome totally head fuck movie. didn't find that myself, the whole film i was waiting for something totally mental to happen but it was just the dead dude floating about.

expectation can do a lot, it's like placebo or reverse placebo (both recognizable complexes) in that your mental make up can affect your experience. I had never heard of it and I was at my weed dealer's house snorting mxe and wow it was weird.

[Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland]

Originally Posted by BradleyB93

-snip-

lolyeah I know what the expression means. What I was getting at was that there are only so many times you can 'accidentally' get your dick sucked by dudes before you're no longer in the closet and you're just flat out lying when you say you're not homo. no homo.

[a334jv2df]

How did RDP get everyones info? Did he create a fake vendor thread? Or did he PM people pretending to be a new vendor

[Gun Lover]

Originally Posted by a334jv2df

How did RDP get everyones info? Did he create a fake vendor thread? Or did he PM people pretending to be a new vendor

Both, actually.

[is all mememememe with me]

is this thread appearing wider than usual to anyone else? i got horizontal scroll on the page and my hot topics here are off the screen. yet in other threads its totally normal.

[L33tz]

Sending a vendor the address to a FBI headquarters.

[FrY]

There are no drugs, some placebos are just stronger than others,

[jimf4ii]

Originally Posted by STD

lol @ "what could go wrong?" , first time i used drugs recreationally (xanax + vodka) i ended up having a guy suck my dick in an alley

stoopid noob question. How do I "sooo good to hear it" a post? bros did it for me when I posted in the httpsalacazam thread, but I don't see any clickey buttonz for "liking" a post. WTF bros?

[aquabania]

Originally Posted by jimf4ii

stoopid noob question. How do I "sooo good to hear it" a post? bros did it for me when I posted in the httpsalacazam thread, but I don't see any clickey buttonz for "liking" a post. WTF bros?

check the sig

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by STD

lol @ "what could go wrong?" , first time i used drugs recreationally (xanax + vodka) i ended up having a guy suck my dick in an alley

You could be a very effective speaker for high school boys.