If Natural Selection is real, how do you explain Slag?

[Malice]

This is just God's way of showing us that things could always be worse.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by Malice

This is just God's way of showing us that things could always be worse.

Absolutely. We could be cats locked in a room with you.

[Captain Falcon]

I think the beaner's mad because he's about to be deported.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

I think the beaner's mad because he's about to be deported.

Dude, I'm more welcome in this country as a beaner than a filthy towel-head like you could ever be. You'll never fuck a white girl because every single one is disgusted by your kind. How does it feel?

[a334jv2df]

outlier

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by a334jv2df

outlier

[Malice]

Hmm, that percentile rank compared to a bunch of utter retards...

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Malice

Hmm, that percentile rank compared to a bunch of utter retards...

That's actually the percentile rank compared to High School graduates. Your statement still stands though.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

Dude, I'm more welcome in this country as a beaner than a filthy towel-head like you could ever be. You'll never fuck a white girl because every single one is disgusted by your kind. How does it feel?

Excuzes moi, sir, but you won't fuck any girl at all with that face of yours, let alone a white one.

Not to mention, I don't know where you're getting your information on me being a "towelhead" from.

Oh and when you get deported, you're going to get murdered by the cartel in about 5 minutes because you're such a dumbass.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Excuzes moi, sir, but you won't fuck any girl at all with that face of yours, let alone a white one.

Not to mention, I don't know where you're getting your information on me being a "towelhead" from.

Oh and when you get deported, you're going to get murdered by the cartel in about 5 minutes because you're such a dumbass.

I'm ten times more attractive than you and until you post a picture that fact shall remain unchallenged. Good day, sir, uhh I mean, DURKA DURKA DURKA.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

I'm ten times more attractive than you and until you post a picture that fact shall remain unchallenged. Good day, sir, uhh I mean, DURKA DURKA DURKA.

Unfortunately, the word of a beaner means nothing. How does it feel that no woman will ever touch you aside from your grandma, who's going to kick you out soon? But I wouldn't expect a guy who chewed off his own lip because he's so desperate for attention to understand.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Unfortunately, the word of a beaner means nothing. How does it feel that no woman will ever touch you aside from your grandma, who's going to kick you out soon? But I wouldn't expect a guy who chewed off his own lip because he's so desperate for attention to understand.

Chewed off? I ripped out a chunk out of it with a razor just so Bumble would pay me attention. True story, brah. Enjoy downloading porn on tor in your pathetic little country, paki.

[a334jv2df]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

I'm ten times more attractive than you and until you post a picture that fact shall remain unchallenged. Good day, sir, uhh I mean, DURKA DURKA DURKA.

Yea, and I'm 50x more attractive than you and I have LSAT scores not your little high school bullshit

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by a334jv2df

Yea, and I'm 50x more attractive than you and I have LSAT scores not your little high school bullshit

Shut up. Didn't you kill sand niggers in the army? Oh wait, LOL. You're not the person I'm talking about. I just assumed someone as ugly as you wouldn't speak up AHAHAHAHAHHA. DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.





AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by reject

Yet he's also proof that God doesn't exist.

So in one move Slag wipes out science and religion.... what now?

We must kill the Slag.

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

http://www.acenet.edu/Content/Naviga...st/science.htm

http://www.acenet.edu/Content/Naviga...la_reading.htm

how many out of those did you get right

[a334jv2df]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

Shut up. Didn't you kill sand niggers in the army?

Marines

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

Chewed off? I ripped out a chunk out of it with a razor just so Bumble would pay me attention. True story, brah. Enjoy downloading porn on tor in your pathetic little country, paki.

Because she wouldn't pay attention to you usually because you're so sinfully ugly, beaner scum.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

I think the beaner's mad because he's about to be deported.

You're one of the people who still believe anything he says, huh? Tip: I doubt he's even set foot outside of this country.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by sploogook

http://www.acenet.edu/Content/Naviga...st/science.htm

http://www.acenet.edu/Content/Naviga...la_reading.htm

how many out of those did you get right

I don't know but I got this:

Your score exceeds the GED passing score requirement
and the scores of 80% of graduating seniors. You
demonstrated superior skill in the following areas:
understanding, interpreting, and applying concepts of life,
earth and space sciences, physics, and chemistry to
visual and written text from academic and workplace
contexts, using the elements of standard English
to edit workplace and informational documents and to
generate well-organized and developed written text, understanding and interpreting
mathematical concepts in algebra, data analysis,
statistics, geometry, and number operations.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

I don't know but I got this:

Doubtful. You got the percentile and not the score? Was this applied across all subjects or just one?

[Captain Falcon]

^Filthy dumb beaner scum

[Malice]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

Your score exceeds the GED passing score requirement
and the scores of 80% of graduating seniors. You
demonstrated superior skill in the following areas:
understanding, interpreting, and applying concepts of life,
earth and space sciences, physics, and chemistry to
visual and written text from academic and workplace
contexts, using the elements of standard English
to edit workplace and informational documents and to
generate well-organized and developed written text, understanding and interpreting
mathematical concepts in algebra, data analysis,
statistics, geometry, and number operations.

Yeah fucking right.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by &Zenith

Doubtful. You got the percentile and not the score? Was this applied across all subjects or just one?

Shut the fuck up and look at the screenshot.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Malice

Yeah fucking right.

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

I don't know but I got this:

80th percentile is the best out of 5 random highschool kids
nothing to be proud of 3/5 of them are typically niggers and beaners

and i was saying do those few practice questions, just for my own data and shitzzz

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by sploogook

80th percentile is the best out of 5 random highschool kids
nothing to be proud of 3/5 of them are typically niggers and beaners

and i was saying do those few practice questions, just for my own data and shitzzz

I'm not proud. To be honest I didn't study at all for the test and most of the month I was supposed to spend studying I wasted fapping to porn on motherless.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

Shut the fuck up and look at the screenshot.

So you didn't take the test? Alright then. No surprise there.

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

I'm not proud. To be honest I didn't study at all for the test and most of the month I was supposed to spend studying I wasted fapping to porn on motherless.

didnt you spend like half of your life in GED school

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by sploogook

didnt you spend like half of your life in GED school

Sure did. All my drug connects were there. To be honest I didn't learn a single thing in that school, nothing whatsoever. The months I went to that ghetto shithole I spent doing ketamine/mdma, hitting on fat girls, and bumming cigs.

[Malice]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

I clearly photoshopped that.

[&Zenith]

Slag's is actually smaller than that picture I wager.

[Proots]

This thread blossomed from pure mediocrity to rather lulzy in a matter of minutes.

[Mantikore]

Judging by the OP's own derailment on the thread, I'm going to close this.

But ill keep it visible for public display of the handful of posts we have that may be relevant.