My friend told me a seemingly foolproof idea to shoplift expensive items. What you do is get the phone number of the store you want to jack the big item from. Lets say its walmart for example. You just call that walmart and ask for them to forward you to loss prevention. They either will forward you to them, to which u just hang up. But sometimes theyll say "sorry loss prevention isnt here today" thats when you go in and get whatever the fuck you want, theres no lp to stop you!! My friend has done it like 15 times and has gotten like 20 xboxs and 2 40" tvs and some laptops this way.

have fun

and it really was my friend

i dont have the balls to try shoplifting since i got caught and put on probation...