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Old 03-30-2012, 09:51 PM
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My friend told me a seemingly foolproof idea to shoplift expensive items. What you do is get the phone number of the store you want to jack the big item from. Lets say its walmart for example. You just call that walmart and ask for them to forward you to loss prevention. They either will forward you to them, to which u just hang up. But sometimes theyll say "sorry loss prevention isnt here today" thats when you go in and get whatever the fuck you want, theres no lp to stop you!! My friend has done it like 15 times and has gotten like 20 xboxs and 2 40" tvs and some laptops this way. have fun and it really was my friend i dont have the balls to try shoplifting since i got caught and put on probation...

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Old 03-30-2012, 10:01 PM
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:18 PM
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a friend of mine has done this before he took tons of games from one of those containers that they place in the middle of the floor that are all like 20 bux each, he just started putting them in his cart and proceeded to walk right out the door nobody stopped him or anything was hilarious
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:03 PM
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o wow, i had no idea when LP staff arent in the store that they turn off the cameras and security alarms
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:36 PM
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The regular employees don't always know if LP is there, because LP also watches the employees, and letting the regular employees know, would allow employees that steal to continue stealing.
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o wow, i had no idea when LP staff arent in the store that they turn off the cameras and security alarms
I think this is bullshit. I'm sure high end stores and even stores like Wal-Mart keep their cameras on 24-7 to keep people from shop lifting.
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I think this is bullshit. I'm sure high end stores and even stores like Wal-Mart keep their cameras on 24-7 to keep people from shop lifting.
He was being sarcastic.
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Old 03-31-2012, 12:09 PM
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20 Xboxes? Wow, that is such a rounded number...not 19 or 21?

This idea is truly awful.....
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Explain to me how this iidea is awful? If its so awful please tell me a better way that your friends go about getting expensive items. Cuz you know, most people want to be sure they have the highest chance of success when it comes to that. This will at least tell you whether or not lp is at the store that day.
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And to the camera and alarm thing, if there is no lp then no one is watching the cameras. And just because an alarm goes off still doesnt mean employees can stop u. Only lp and some managers can. Alarms have always been bull. Most of the times they know youve stolen way before youve gotten to the alarms, lp and managers dont just wait for the alarm to go off and run over and tackle whoever set it off, they would have already known you stole if they ever stop you.
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Explain to me how this iidea is awful? If its so awful please tell me a better way that your friends go about getting expensive items. Cuz you know, most people want to be sure they have the highest chance of success when it comes to that. This will at least tell you whether or not lp is at the store that day.
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The regular employees don't always know if LP is there, because LP also watches the employees, and letting the regular employees know, would allow employees that steal to continue stealing.
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He was being sarcastic.
Whatever, trying to tell whose being sarcastic online is like trying to figure out whose gay or not.
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This could be a good idea for a store like Lowes which only keeps one LP on at a time. One person can't be working there ALL the time.
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o wow, i had no idea when LP staff arent in the store that they turn off the cameras and security alarms
I guess lp are only part time or go on vacation and its store policy to tell the public that lp is away so people can l00t
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