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Old 03-31-2012, 02:13 AM
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Default how to be a successful shut-in

everybody always puts "having a life" as something wonderful, but you can save so much time (lol) and energy doing nothing at all!

acceptable times to leave the house are when a chore is mandatory to be done
have a cat
drugs
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music

enjoy the rest of your life!
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:19 AM
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Wow, thanks, what a comprehensive and helpful tutorial.
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:21 AM
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Wow, thanks, what a comprehensive and helpful tutorial.
if you have any suggestions feel free to speak them!!!
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:45 AM
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Your forgot porn.
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:47 AM
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Your forgot porn.
you could enslave an attractive female though
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:12 AM
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ok, what a good guide, you listed things that you can do. but you never pointed out a source of income
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:22 AM
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Anyone can lock themselves in their apartment with a computer and their cat.

A successful shut in will move as far off the grid as they can and never, ever deal with anyone.
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:25 AM
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What`s the point though
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:49 AM
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what a shit thread
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:53 AM
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on a real note i heard some japanese guy made millions on the stock market without ever leaving his house. shut ins are apparently a serious social issue over there.
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Old 03-31-2012, 07:28 AM
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Drugs, drugs, and more drugs.
A PC, preferably good enough for gaming.
Internet and all its wonders (porn, games, movies, ...ordering drugs, social networking, zoklet)
Ordering all your shopping items like clothing, food, etc, online to your door.

However the only real problem for me is not enough money for the drugs...well not as much drugs as I would like, other than that all aspects are covered.

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ok, what a good guide, you listed things that you can do. but you never pointed out a source of income
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shut ins are apparently a serious social issue over there.
I would say shut ins are a serious issue here at zoklet too.
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Old 03-31-2012, 07:40 AM
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I used to live like that.
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:12 AM
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I used to live like that.
How did you get out of it?
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:16 AM
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How did you get out of it?
Just a guess, but I'd say finding an interest outside of the house?
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:45 AM
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Just a guess, but I'd say finding an interest outside of the house?
That makes sense, but it could result in them remaining a shut-in besides this one interest causing them to going out of the house when required to for it.

I was wondering more on how or why one makes a full transition from going to shut-in to a 'normal'.

I plan on moving into an apartment with a room-mate in around a few weeks but would still be living the shut-in lifestyle as I really don't mind it as long as there is enough adequate entertainment inside. The unemployed drugged life is certainly relaxing compared to the hell of 5 days a week 8 hour work-days. And really, there isn't all that much entertainment outside depending on a person's interests. You've got sports, clubs, bars, restaurants, cinemas, gyms. What is there to be out there for that can't be satisfied inside? Most of these things are believed to be entertaining due to consumerist culture believing those things are desirable and the norm.

I for one am enjoying my life a lot more than I was before I was a shut-in.
"Having a life" is just something to impress people and show them that you're more "successful" than them and not a "loser". It's like people live based on how they want others to think of them.


Also Blunderstar: HTS-noob thought I was you trolling him undercover.
So I don't know how you feel about that?
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:48 AM
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Haha.
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Cool thread!

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Old 03-31-2012, 11:17 AM
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Cool thread!
I completely agree and it will be even cooler when Blunderstar answers my question
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Also Blunderstar: HTS-noob thought I was you trolling him undercover.
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Haha.
Isn't a good enough answer.
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:00 PM
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it would be pretty cool if you could lobotomize yourself so other irrelevant things dont come up in your mind
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:21 PM
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What are you, trust fund babies? How you going to make that ghetto gangster money?
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Old 03-31-2012, 07:01 PM
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ok, what a good guide, you listed things that you can do. but you never pointed out a source of income
I pointed out one source of income.
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Old 03-31-2012, 07:35 PM
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it would be pretty cool if you could lobotomize yourself so other irrelevant things dont come up in your mind
Shut the fuck up you stupid Serf. Just because you don't have the intellect to correlate ideas doesn't mean the ideas themselves are flawed.
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Old 03-31-2012, 08:10 PM
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Shut the fuck up you stupid Serf. Just because you don't have the intellect to correlate ideas doesn't mean the ideas themselves are flawed.
when did i imply that you cementbaby

p.s. i scored higher than you on that test

p.s.s. this is my own thread and therefore my own guide

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when did i imply that you cementbaby

p.s. i scored higher than you on that test

p.s.s. this is my own thread and therefore my own guide
Shut the fuck up.
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Old 03-31-2012, 08:16 PM
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Shut the fuck up.
sucks to be wrong, doesn't it?
and that is the story of this young boy's life.
still crying about ali, faggot?
oh yeah you have some ugly depressed jewlooking e-girlfriend my bad

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Old 03-31-2012, 08:18 PM
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oh another way to be a successful shut in is to make desrepate losers on the internet cry.
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when did i imply that you cementbaby

p.s. i scored higher than you on that test

p.s.s. this is my own thread and therefore my own guide
Your own guide to an idea you didn't seem to think was a good idea in your other thread.

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=238132

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it would be pretty cool if you could lobotomize yourself so other irrelevant things dont come up in your mind
You seem to disregard your own suggestions to others.
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Old 03-31-2012, 08:23 PM
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noone is ever living a perfect life. if you are in optimal conditions by one sense doesnt mean there isnt a room for improvement in others.

that other snippet of advice is for really ballsy people lol
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on a real note i heard some japanese guy made millions on the stock market without ever leaving his house. shut ins are apparently a serious social issue over there.
Hikikimori is the term they use, and ya it's a pretty big issue over there.
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sucks to be wrong, doesn't it?
and that is the story of this young boy's life.
still crying about ali, faggot?
oh yeah you have some ugly depressed jewlooking e-girlfriend my bad
You're an alt. Nice, the moderators have been notified and you will be banned shortly. Have a nice day.
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You're an alt. Nice, the moderators have been notified and you will be banned shortly. Have a nice day.
im sure you can prove im an alt
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Hikikimori is the term they use, and ya it's a pretty big issue over there.
It seems like there is a growing number of psuedo-hikikimori here, the shut-ins here in the west mostly due to young adults being unable to afford living on their own due to current the economic situation, and the post-college students moving back in due to the inadequate sized job market.
The difference between hikikimori seems their cause is mostly social related, while the western equivalent is economy related.


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oh another way to be a successful shut in is to make desrepate losers on the internet cry.
I disagree that being a successful shut in is to make desperate people in unfortunate situations cry. That has nothing to do with being a successful shut in. Taking pleasure in making desperate people cry only shows your own idea of success is enjoying causing desperate people to cry.


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sucks to be wrong, doesn't it?
and that is the story of this young boy's life.
still crying about ali, faggot?
oh yeah you have some ugly depressed jewlooking e-girlfriend my bad
Remember what you earlier said.
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it would be pretty cool if you could lobotomize yourself so other irrelevant things dont come up in your mind
Since you mentioned slag's jewlooking-e-girlfriend, I happen to be a jew so feel free to have fun with that information.
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Willpower is the greatest thing one can achieve.

Or a lot of money you didn't earn being handed to you.
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im gonna start a pencil and bitch factory
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It seems like there is a growing number of psuedo-hikikimori here, the shut-ins here in the west mostly due to young adults being unable to afford living on their own due to current the economic situation, and the post-college students moving back in due to the inadequate sized job market.
They aren't really related in my opinion. There are however many people in the west who fit the hikikimori mold though. Too bad we can't get some of that enjo kosai action coming to the west, lol...
 

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