Total Recall ( 2012 )

[Pancake]

Looks like they remade Total Recall
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/s...s/totalrecall/

I say, hey why not they have remade everything else... and it's not sacrilege to most people to remake this flick.
Now if they remade Predator... maybe, or Terminator... fart

[slicknickns]

What the fuck, with that faggot Colin Farrell? Fuck that shit, Goddamn movie should have never fuckin' been remade. Fuckin' lame.











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[Psych]

Three titted hookers never gets old.

[winstoncaufield]

HAROLDD

[Lucid]

Fuck you Hollywood. Seriously. Fuck you....

[Paragon]

Remaking any movie starring Schwarzenegger is retarded. This will be almost as good as the awful new Conan movie. Hopefully, it'll be just as successful.

[Ghost Buster]

The film industry is currently shitting the bed.

"lol likw wut else can we remake!!"

...

[Pancake]

Remake Avatar!

[slicknickns]

Soon they'll remake The Godfather
Even sooner they'll remake Die Hard and The Terminators
Titanic will get a remake, and then a remake updated via technology like a Titanic in space.

Hopefully Con Air and Face/Off will be remade too

























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[ScaryGary]

Total Recall actually NEEDED remade. as does The Running Man.

Robocop, not so much. but I'd still like to see it.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by ScaryGary

Total Recall actually NEEDED remade. as does The Running Man.

Robocop, not so much. but I'd still like to see it.

These could all be remade with pretty good success.

I have to say I normally hate remakes though.

[Obbe]

Total Recall - Two Weeks - YouTube

Total Recall - Two Weeks - YouTube
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[Unnecessary~surgery]

You cant remake this shit without Arnolds face in it



Its gonna suck donkey nuts

[ScaryGary]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

These could all be remade with pretty good success.

I have to say I normally hate remakes though.

I'm almost always open to them, because whether they're good or not, the original will always still be there. I own both Total Recall AND The Running Man. they're brilliant stories, but dated to hell films that need modernized. there's just something about the 80's that doesn't work so well now and it's almost the only decade that's like that due to it's early technologies that have rapidly evolved ever since.

and for the record, I like Colin Farrell.

[neosade]

Another movie that could do well with a remake (mostley because of modern culture now) is "The last starfighter". I mean C'mon, Gamer culture is huge now.

[ScaryGary]

you know, I'm wanting to see I'm familiar with that, but far out regardless.

the term 'remake' is only cringing because there have been so many bad ones. but in general, it could be a great idea in many cases. it's always due to business shit (producers, usually) when all goes wrong. but everyonce in a while there's a gem which displays the potential. and I really think it's begining to get on the right track.

I would thank The Dark Knight.

[Proots]

Remakes are shit - but, I'll hold my tongue till it comes out. The original was a hoot, but, despite this being a remake it seems like they really butchered the plot

[ScaryGary]

How so? it seems Total Recall-y to me. if I knew nothing of this remake and had watched the trailer not knowing what it was, I could have quickly said "Total Recall". have you read the story? my understanding is that the original film was nearly a disgrace to it. perhaps this one follows it more closely..

but then again, it is a "Total Recall" remake. not a re-adaption of "Wholesale"..

[Proots]

Originally Posted by ScaryGary

How so? it seems Total Recall-y to me. if I knew nothing of this remake and had watched the trailer not knowing what it was, I could have quickly said "Total Recall". have you read the story? my understanding is that the original film was nearly a disgrace to it. perhaps this one follows it more closely..

but then again, it is a "Total Recall" remake. not a re-adaption of "Wholesale"..

I guess "butchered" isn't the right word. It's basically two different movies. To call it a "remake" is a bit of a stretch. It looks like they kind of reinvisioned everything and put a new spin on it.

Keep in mind though, I bolded the word "seems" in my original post...because, well - that's just the way things seem. I can't say for sure since, obviously, I haven't seen the new movie yet.

[aquabania]

Who the fuck watches Total Recall and thinks, "you know what, I can do that movie better!"


YOU CANT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU FUCKING CANT

[ScaryGary]

Originally Posted by Midge

Keep in mind though, I bolded the word "seems" in my original post...because, well - that's just the way things seem. I can't say for sure since, obviously, I haven't seen the new movie yet.

Yeah, well it's not like I read in the same voice you type in. nor do I keep my eyes wide for bold. but you've seemed to backstep yourself in to a corner; would you like me to guide you toward the exit?

[ScaryGary]

Originally Posted by aquabania

Who the fuck watches Total Recall and thinks, "you know what, I can do that movie better!"


YOU CANT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU FUCKING CANT

yeah? you're clearly retarded than.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by ScaryGary

Yeah, well it's not like I read in the same voice you type in. nor do I keep my eyes wide for bold. but you've seemed to backstep yourself in to a corner; would you like me to guide you toward the exit?

How did I back myself into a corner? It looks like they really changed things. It seems like there's going to be a lot of big differences, plot wise - between this one and the Arnold one.

I'll probably go see it, though. I'm curious to see how it holds up and what changes they've made and whatnot.

[Fournaridis]

looks really shitty. another hollywood cgi fuckfest. what a shitty idea. im never going to fork over hard earned money to see a remake because then that would be sending hollywood the message that its okay to put out shit like this.

[aquabania]

Originally Posted by ScaryGary

yeah? you're clearly retarded than.

ok than

[ScaryGary]

Originally Posted by Midge

How did I back myself into a corner? It looks like they really changed things. It seems like there's going to be a lot of big differences, plot wise - between this one and the Arnold one.

I'll probably go see it, though. I'm curious to see how it holds up and what changes they've made and whatnot.

Chill out, dude. I was only fucking with you. no need to go all apeshit on me..

Originally Posted by aquabania

ok than

sure, good one, bro.

[aquabania]

Originally Posted by ScaryGary

sure, good one, bro.

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[Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland]

You can't remake Arnie movies without Arnie because Arnie is the movie

[Proots]

Originally Posted by ScaryGary

Chill out, dude. I was only fucking with you. no need to go all apeshit on me..

I'm cool as a cucumber.

[Edge]

OMG...hollywood...just stop fucking up films.....please.... oh right, it's all you have ever done and will do you bastards.

[Unwyred]

I bet they don't even get their asses to Mars in this remake.

[Eridani]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

I bet they don't even get their asses to Mars in this remake.

No apparently they don't I read somewhere.

Really don't understand Hollywood studios these days, just cashing in on the name of a popular film. Not like there isn't hundreds of good sci-fi novels out there. Chasm City, if anyone has read it, that would make a great film.

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by Gith

No apparently they don't I read somewhere.

Really don't understand Hollywood studios these days, just cashing in on the name of a popular film. Not like there isn't hundreds of good sci-fi novels out there. Chasm City, if anyone has read it, that would make a great film.

That's retarded... The entire point of the first movie was to terraform Mars. Ergo this remake is now pointless.

[kroz]

that collin farrell faggot is no arnold, they ruined my favorite movie...

[Jive Talka]

[Arcade]

Total Recall is one of my favorite movies, watched it a million times when I was a kid and besides the fact that faggot Colin farrel is in it I think it looks pretty good, not gonna pay to go see it because it didn't need to be remade, but I think it'l be a decent download...Kinda tired of getting angry at remakes, eventually they'll remake the goonies and when lucas dies they'll probably remake star wars and blah blah, they've run out of ideas, may as well accept it, just don't give them your money, hopefully they'll stop.

[Psych]

Total Recall isn't that good of a movie to begin with. Bad acting, writing that bounces all over the place, and too much gore for what it was. If they had a different director and leading lady, it might have been an A but I give it a solid B.

[Pancake]

As much as I appreciate Arnold, the original Recall had some crappy fx
If they dont over-do the cgi, this might be good or at least OK... I mean it's not like anyone's gonna pay for it , right?
For me , it will be good as long as there is lots of good Mars-shit going on. I love Mars movies... ain't enough Mars movies

[White Jesus]

If it doesnt have that generic electro 80's action music it will definitely be shit

[Ed Lister]

Originally Posted by Psych

too much gore

Fuck off you can never have too much gore.