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Old 04-01-2012, 09:40 PM
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Education researchers at Oregon Sea Grant's Free-Choice Learning Lab, housed at Oregon State University's Hatfield Marine Science Center (HMSC), have discovered a way to translate octopus gestures to human speech. This project was unveiled on April 1, 2012
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Old 04-01-2012, 10:16 PM
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*doesn't watch* Fake. Either that or the scientists are retarded.

Who in the fuck would release any serious scientific study on april fools?
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Old 04-01-2012, 10:16 PM
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APRIL FOOLS
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:45 PM
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*doesn't watch* Fake. Either that or the scientists are retarded.

Who in the fuck would release any serious scientific study on april fools?
Oh shut the fuck up, You fool. No one is going to think you're cool for pretending that you called that.
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:48 PM
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Oh shut the fuck up, You fool. No one is going to think you're cool for pretending that you called that.
Well, as cool as I was trying to appear , I really didn't fall for it, the op even made a point of mentioning it was released on april 1st. Common sense.

Just because you did fall for it, you retard, doesn't mean everyone else did.
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:56 PM
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Finally we will understand the motivation behind the tentacle rape.
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:57 PM
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No one is going to think you're cool for pretending that you called that.
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This project was unveiled on April 1, 2012
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Old 04-02-2012, 03:54 AM
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Oh shut the fuck up, You fool. No one is going to think you're cool for pretending that you called that.
I'm now 2 for 2 bitch.

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=238715

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I'm guessing its some sort of april fools joke.

Pretty lame IMO.
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Well you saw right through that one. Oh well.
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Well, as cool as I was trying to appear

It's funny I don't know what you look like, but I can picture you rolling your eyes like that, and it looks really gay.
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:01 AM
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It's funny I don't know what you look like, but I can picture you rolling your eyes like that, and it looks really gay.
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:08 AM
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*doesn't watch* Fake. Either that or the scientists are retarded.
Look out guys.

We have a fucking genius here.
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:15 AM
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Calling pranks on April Fool's Day? It must take superhuman abilities to achieve such success....
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:30 AM
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ITT people are mad and jelly as hell
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:36 AM
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Calling pranks on April Fool's Day? It must take superhuman abilities to achieve such success....
*aspie abilities
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:40 AM
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You idiots seem to have the impression that I consider spotting this fake some sort of intellectual accomplishment. I don't. I knew it was a fake, and stated as such. I never gave the impression that such a realization was impressive or difficult to accomplish. A retarded child could easily spot the OPs link for a fake.

Perhaps you should all learn to read, and stop being so jelly.
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Old 04-02-2012, 05:44 AM
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Maaannnn, Ghost Buster is fucking stupid.
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Old 04-02-2012, 05:47 AM
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Maaannnn, Ghost Buster is fucking stupid.
:youmad:

I bet you fell for it, retard.
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Old 04-02-2012, 05:53 AM
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Its ok, they are just mad because they got tricked by an incredibly simple prank. I'd be mad too if I were that stupid.

Now they have to lash out to regain their self confidence. If they can't think logically, they must type angrily, lest they have nothing left in life.
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Old 04-02-2012, 05:59 AM
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I bet you fell for it, retard.
I bet you did and copped out by spoiling it and ruining the fun for everyone.

Suck my crazy retard balls fuckface.

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Old 04-02-2012, 06:37 AM
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I bet you did and copped out by spoiling it and ruining the fun for everyone.

Suck my crazy retard balls fuckface.
lol at this thread

Hater 1: "You're just pretending you called that. No way you actually did!"

Hater 2: "Ya man, you actually watched the video and then ruined it for us, you didn't figure it out initially. No one could."

Hater 3: "That shit is sooooo simple. You're fucking stupid since you believe that is an impressive realization."

Hater 4: "Ya seriously, it doesn't take super human abilities to make that connection, you fucking idiot!"

Me: "lol... this is what I get for stating facts on zoklet"

Here's another fact:

:youmad:
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Old 04-02-2012, 08:55 AM
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Really? Did you have some sort of divine, spiritual revelation to come to that conclusion?

Anyone would be mad by talking to an idiot by the likes of you. Get your head out your ass.
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Old 04-02-2012, 09:13 AM
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lol at this thread

Hater 1: "You're just pretending you called that. No way you actually did!"

Hater 2: "Ya man, you actually watched the video and then ruined it for us, you didn't figure it out initially. No one could."

Hater 3: "That shit is sooooo simple. You're fucking stupid since you believe that is an impressive realization."

Hater 4: "Ya seriously, it doesn't take super human abilities to make that connection, you fucking idiot!"

Me: "lol... this is what I get for stating facts on zoklet"

Here's another fact:

:youmad:
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Finally we will understand the motivation behind the tentacle rape.
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