When I was 17 and living on my own I bought a qp of salvia from mexico, off of ebay, back when it was legal. And I made a super quick, ice cold, acetone extract to try to get what I thought was "pure salvinorin A"

So the bad ideas started when I decided to not even soak anything with it, but instead, smoke it straight. On the first night, I gave a couple hits to my roommate (that lived in the walkin closet). About ten minutes later I hear a bunch of thrashing and then nothing, so i forget about it and go back to practicing my arpeggios. About an hour later he comes out to the living room, pale as ghost, and he starts telling me about how he was trapped in a blizzard and when he came back, it looked like a stampede came through his room. I asked him how much he took and apparently he thought it was a single dose.
The next day some old friends came by, out of the blue, and one was on probation so he couldn't smoke. So instead we drank some Ayahuasca and I passed around the salvia. I ended up not taking any because I had a mild MAOI interaction with some smartfood white cheddar popcorn. It made me have really high blood pressure which is not very fun while trippin balls. But there was this one chick (A FOAF) that was talking about how salvia was shit becasue she had tried this crap from the headshop and it didn't do anything. Everyone was telling her not to take to much and that my stuff was on another level from the headshop crap. but she took a massive bongrip anyways and curled up into a ball saying "I'm crawling out of my skin into a box". we all LOLed long and hard on that one.
A few days later me and my roomate and another friend decide to split some acid. since we didnt have enough, we drew straws and I was the one to get only half a tab. It was fine but really mellow like a good lsa trip. however it was apparently effecting my perceptions enough that I made a grievious miscalculation in how much "Salvinorin A" I had left. Because I decided to pack all that was left into a pipe with a little plug of pot and smoke It all away like a chimney.

BIG MISTAKE

. The acid and the massive dose of salvia synergized in some weird way that created one of my few "true black out moments" as It hit me I decided to play my keyboard and the last thing I remember was that it looked like the keyboard was a fresh oil painting and as i tried to play, all I did was smear the paint. My roomate said later on that it looked more like I attacked it. after that the next thing I knew, I was outside in my boxers yelling at a palmtree in the park for trying to "impose it's will onto me". when I suddenly was as sober as a stone, and I realized what I was doing and that there was quite a few people staring at me. I appraised the situation and made a split decision to run back home like forrest gump.
Salvia was banned in my state shortly afterward and I haven't touched it since.