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Old 04-02-2012, 01:05 AM
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My friend keeps trying to get me to come over and take steroids with him, thats what he has been doing the last three day eating acid and doing steroids. He got into a fight with someone at a gas station and he fucked them really bad and now the cops are looking for him, He keeps telling me "Dude you got to try them they are better than pcp they make you rage hard" I don't really want to take them him and my buddy have been up at his cabin constantly fighting each other but they think its fun. I was up there earlier last week and watched him smoke a 50 sack of meth in 10 minutes then 2 days later before he was about to come down super hard he chewed up a quarter sheet of L and told me to find him heroin.
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Old 04-02-2012, 01:17 AM
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In my junior high english class some dude whipped out a joint and just started smoking. He did similar things in highschool but this was the only one I personally saw.
You suck at storytelling.

What happened? What'd the teacher do?
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Old 04-02-2012, 01:28 AM
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I'd share but you guys wouldn't believe me so I'd rather not. It has to do with this guy though:

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Old 04-02-2012, 01:59 AM
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Come on guys. There needs to be more stories than that. I need something lulzy.

Slag, tell us your story. I don't give a fuck if I don't believe it.
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Old 04-02-2012, 03:35 AM
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I'm on my phone thats why. Much better on a keyboard.

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hell yeah that's the fucking spirit hippo

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I know this one guy who did a shot of rubbing alcohol...
LOL.
i c wut u did thar

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Come on guys. There needs to be more stories than that. I need something lulzy.
Just wait until my phenazepam gets here...
(not that I'll be able to remember it )
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Old 04-02-2012, 03:44 AM
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Does anyone find my story fucking crazy? So I got an update on what he did today apparently after the gas station incident he went to his friends ex girlfriends boyfriends bday party got in a fight over nothing I guess someone called her a skank so he broke the guys arm and my other friend who was on them to broke a beer bottle over the dudes head they tried to run off but my friend who broke the bottle got arrested and charged with assualt with a deadly weapon.


He's not working out or doing shit hes just going around beating people up and flipping out. He threw the bday cake against the wall.
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Old 04-02-2012, 03:50 AM
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I once heard this guy tell us about how him and his sister got really sick from hitting putrid g bong water. I'm talking maggots and worms putrid.

I know lots of dumb kids who have just fucked their minds up at too young of an age. They are the kind of kids who get high on Seroquel.
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Old 04-02-2012, 03:51 AM
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I hate when people use run on sentences because it will just go on forever and you will never know how to keep track of shit because there is no punctuation and this dude said i was a bad storry teller lol sorry no offense man just fucking around here now suck my titty ass weiner shnitzel.
You sound like your still in 8th grade.
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:05 AM
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"Dude you got to try them they are better than pcp they make you rage hard" I don't really want to take them him and my buddy have been up at his cabin constantly fighting each other but they think its fun.
Why would anyone want this?

The way some people live, man.
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:07 AM
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Gravity bong?

And how in the world do you get maggots in your bong water?

Fucking eww man. Fucking eww.
Yeah, you cut the bottom out of a 2 liter and put a bowl in the cap. Google it. You need like an obviously fresh bucket of water, but he never changed it for like who knows how long and it started growing shit of course. that dumb mofo just kept on hitting it.
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:35 AM
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When I was 17 and living on my own I bought a qp of salvia from mexico, off of ebay, back when it was legal. And I made a super quick, ice cold, acetone extract to try to get what I thought was "pure salvinorin A"
So the bad ideas started when I decided to not even soak anything with it, but instead, smoke it straight. On the first night, I gave a couple hits to my roommate (that lived in the walkin closet). About ten minutes later I hear a bunch of thrashing and then nothing, so i forget about it and go back to practicing my arpeggios. About an hour later he comes out to the living room, pale as ghost, and he starts telling me about how he was trapped in a blizzard and when he came back, it looked like a stampede came through his room. I asked him how much he took and apparently he thought it was a single dose.

The next day some old friends came by, out of the blue, and one was on probation so he couldn't smoke. So instead we drank some Ayahuasca and I passed around the salvia. I ended up not taking any because I had a mild MAOI interaction with some smartfood white cheddar popcorn. It made me have really high blood pressure which is not very fun while trippin balls. But there was this one chick (A FOAF) that was talking about how salvia was shit becasue she had tried this crap from the headshop and it didn't do anything. Everyone was telling her not to take to much and that my stuff was on another level from the headshop crap. but she took a massive bongrip anyways and curled up into a ball saying "I'm crawling out of my skin into a box". we all LOLed long and hard on that one.

A few days later me and my roomate and another friend decide to split some acid. since we didnt have enough, we drew straws and I was the one to get only half a tab. It was fine but really mellow like a good lsa trip. however it was apparently effecting my perceptions enough that I made a grievious miscalculation in how much "Salvinorin A" I had left. Because I decided to pack all that was left into a pipe with a little plug of pot and smoke It all away like a chimney.BIG MISTAKE. The acid and the massive dose of salvia synergized in some weird way that created one of my few "true black out moments" as It hit me I decided to play my keyboard and the last thing I remember was that it looked like the keyboard was a fresh oil painting and as i tried to play, all I did was smear the paint. My roomate said later on that it looked more like I attacked it. after that the next thing I knew, I was outside in my boxers yelling at a palmtree in the park for trying to "impose it's will onto me". when I suddenly was as sober as a stone, and I realized what I was doing and that there was quite a few people staring at me. I appraised the situation and made a split decision to run back home like forrest gump.

Salvia was banned in my state shortly afterward and I haven't touched it since.
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this read makes me want to slam meth, 'roids, 'cid, and run around with a chainsaw and a boombox blasting gabber. or at least make a short movie about some cracked out viking doing this.

all the time with "THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY" flashing in and out and strobing rainbows.
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this read makes me want to slam meth, 'roids, 'cid, and run around with a chainsaw and a boombox blasting gabber. or at least make a short movie about some cracked out viking doing this.

all the time with "THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY" flashing in and out and strobing rainbows.
I'd give my left nut to see that
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I'd give my left nut to see that
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