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Old 03-28-2012, 05:42 AM
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Good god this is fucking pathetic, 10min of research would reveal that Jenkem is a hoax. Fucking Wikipedia classify it as fake is there any fucking integrity left in journa... O wait, it's in florda, this explains everything.






Gota tip that jar of jenkem to pickwick for making this hoax possible
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:51 AM
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Good god this is fucking pathetic, 10min of research would reveal that Jenkem is a hoax. Fucking Wikipedia classify it as fake is there any fucking integrity left in journa... O wait, it's in florda, this explains everything.






Gota tip that jar of jenkem to pickwick for making this hoax possible


pickwick got the idea from real accounts originating from africa


there are people who live in towns that are too poor to import drugs, or make alcohol because food is too valuable, or even acquire gasoline to huff, have been seen huffing fermented shit. Methane has an asphyxiation effect that niggers naturally love.
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Old 03-28-2012, 06:23 AM
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I heard this lab was responsible for 90% of the jenkem in circulation
Jenkem SUPER Lab!

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Old 03-28-2012, 06:36 AM
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pickwick got the idea from real accounts originating from africa


there are people who live in towns that are too poor to import drugs, or make alcohol because food is too valuable, or even acquire gasoline to huff, have been seen huffing fermented shit. Methane has an asphyxiation effect that niggers naturally love.
Mehh I've heard mixed things about the source article (this one I think is the original). In any case I have no doubt that someone somewhere (Ok yes probably buttfuck nowhere Africa) have tried to huff sewage to catch a buzz, but still for the law and the news to assume that this is some sort of Jenkem lab I think does nothing but promote the false idea that Jenkem is any sort of threat to Americas moral fiber.

I don't see anything in jenkem (basically sewer gas) that should get anyone any sort of "high" (short of maybe H2S poisoning).
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Mehh I've heard mixed things about the source article (this one I think is the original). In any case I have no doubt that someone somewhere (Ok yes probably buttfuck nowhere Africa) have tried to huff sewage to catch a buzz, but still for the law and the news to assume that this is some sort of Jenkem lab I think does nothing but promote the false idea that Jenkem is any sort of threat to Americas moral fiber.

I don't see anything in jenkem (basically sewer gas) that should get anyone any sort of "high" (short of maybe H2S poisoning).
I'm no expert on huffing shit, but I always just assumed it worked like most of inhalants in that it just blocked oxygen flow tot he brain or something like that.
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Old 03-28-2012, 06:38 PM
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apparently it makes you hallucinate
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apparently it makes you hallucinate
old man, this is more potent than cannabis
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LOL, fucking Fort Pierce, man.
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I laughed so hard I cried.
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