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Old 04-03-2012, 05:42 AM
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Old 04-03-2012, 05:48 AM
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Old 04-03-2012, 06:07 AM
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Here's another one (not from that thread or anything, just more of a generalized one):



"Women have a higher threshold for pain because we have to endure childbirth."




"Okay then..." *punches her*




"OMG U CANT DO THAT IT IS SO MUCH WORSE FOR A MAN TO HIT A WOMAN OMG DIDNT U NO THAT?!"




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Old 04-03-2012, 04:20 PM
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Yeah, I do seriously hate the kind of women who are all "equal rights! equal rights!" and then expect you to always make the first move, pay for everything, hold doors open for them etc.

And just generally, you can't treat men and women exactly equally, it doesn't happen. If some guy was being a prick and pissing me off constantly, I wouldn't feel too bad about hitting him. I mean not that I go around doing that, but it's something that might happen. But there's a kind of biological and societal thing inbuilt that you don't hit women as a man. True equality will never exist like that.
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Old 04-03-2012, 04:40 PM
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:54 PM
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No ones ever accused me of being loose, but in another life you might.
I don't like massive, I (apparently) don't like micro either, average is good.
But it's not just about filling the hall, it's about who can rock the house and maybe handle doing an encore or two.
Now,about stupid stuff men say: "did you get off?" and "Am I bigger that your last boyfriend?" Boring shit.
Your hanging around with the wrong crowd... Usually "You should be able to walk in another five minutes" or "make me a sammich" come to mind.

Actually had one girl fall when she didn't believe me so she crawled back into bed and I made her a sammich.. When I got back upstairs she was sound asleep so I ate me a sammich and started on round two.

Little puddle under the matres made her blush and gave me have a big old shit eaten grin... Mostly because it wasn't my bed.

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Old 04-03-2012, 10:05 PM
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I girl once raised her hand in one of my geography classes and asked if you could go "Northsouth" or "Eastwest". No lie.
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Old 04-03-2012, 10:31 PM
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Actually, technically, that is true. At least, if they meant that abstinence would cure society of STDs, since it would. If nobody ever fucked again, then no person currently free of STDs would become infected, and STD's would be (at least eventually) cured.

....yeaaaah Im not gonna go into a long ass rant again or my own undeniable experiences so Ill just keep this short, for those who actually WANT the TRUTH:

1. The only way to have the body to heal diseases (YES ANY DISEASE EVEN CANCER) that it hasn't "gotten to" in years is to first realize food is a drug, secondly, when you fast and take up a fitness discipline, the body finally stops digesting food and heals because it now can "get to that" area, now that you've mentally, emotionally, and spiritually faced whatever issue it is that made you ignore the sickness and eat to solve your problems. This is the way it is, I am no breatharian, I just know this is actually a big part of the way sickness and death work in the universe. Another way to solve your problems is holistic practices...Research: Elitom Ben Yisrael

When it comes to sexuality, it can actually be used as an EXTREMELY powerful self healing method and for traumas too, not only physical ailments. Research: Alex Vartman By this I mean tantric, non-ejaculatory sexual rites, alone or with partner. The body is always healing but you ARE a sexual, energetic being and "abstaining" from sex is like saying "ok I wont move my energy around my penis, Ill just ignore it and put it all into sitting at a computer all day like an unnatural fuck, and my STDs will disappear".

Don't be a fool. Anyone who has actually experienced an illness that didn't go away until they found fasting, knows and will proclaim it well on the net: Fasting heals anything. Yes even marks near your genitals that have been there for a long time, and I know this personally, even after getting piss and blood tested for 9 major STDs and being 100% clean, nothing worked until I finally gave up food for a few weeks (but I worked out everyday).

Trust me, living restrictively when it comes to sexuality is very dangerous. If you want to have sex or play with yourself, go fucking do it, don't ever think anything in the material world is more important than your body. It makes me sick to see how society trains people food and materialism is more important than sex. It's just one of those things you kind of have to "figure out on your own" I guess, by then you see the world for the illusion it truly is.

Just play...

Life is truly perfect underneath centuries of illusions. I do feel with the way technology is evolving, if we can grow up a little and work together as one race of people, a lot of "problems" that were here yesterday will cease to exist. People know they are very powerful, even immortal beings underneath the illusions. ANY sickness and illness can be cured but thinking being some hermit who stuffs his face will destroy the negative frequencies that keep the disease in place is a foolish thing to think - some things actually take work and realization.

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Old 04-03-2012, 10:38 PM
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Actually, technically, that is true. At least, if they meant that abstinence would cure society of STDs, since it would. If nobody ever fucked again, then no person currently free of STDs would become infected, and STD's would be (at least eventually) cured.

....yeaaaah Im not gonna go into a long ass rant again or my own undeniable experiences so Ill just keep this short, for those who actually WANT the TRUTH:

1. The only way to have the body to heal diseases (YES ANY DISEASE EVEN CANCER) that it hasn't "gotten to" in years is to first realize food is a drug, secondly, when you fast and take up a fitness discipline, the body finally stops digesting food and heals because it now can "get to that" area, now that you've mentally, emotionally, and spiritually faced whatever issue it is that made you ignore the sickness and eat to solve your problems. This is the way it is, I am no breatharian, I just know this is actually a big part of the way sickness and death work in the universe. Another way to solve your problems is holistic practices and basically just forcing yourself to live a happy, more positive carefree lifestyle...Sexuality, to me, is a big part of that.

When it comes to sexuality, it can actually be used as an EXTREMELY powerful self healing method and for traumas too, not only physical ailments. By this I mean tantric, non-ejaculatory sexual rites, alone or with partner. Don't ask me how, but when you truly understand it, it's as if your own semen heals your body, redistributes itself inside you where it's needed, and creates a new you instead of a new baby. The body is always healing but you ARE a sexual, energetic being and "abstaining" from sex is like saying "ok I wont move my energy around my penis, Ill just ignore it and put it all into sitting at a computer all day like an unnatural fuck, and my STDs will disappear". Sure, you COULD do that, and buy a lot of shit and food, like society wants you to do. Buy a lot of shit that doesn't care about you, food that doesn't care about you, to keep a money system that doesn't care about you, doesn't suck your dick or love you, in power. Sure, nevermind that STD-risky 100% natural sex bullshit. Just keep dressing up nice and smiling for everyone. Besides, if you have sex, you go to hell, remember?

Don't be a fool. Anyone who has actually experienced an illness that didn't go away until they found fasting, knows and will proclaim it well on the net: Fasting heals anything. Yes even marks near your genitals that have been there for a long time, and I know this personally, even after getting piss and blood tested for 9 major STDs and being 100% clean, nothing worked until I finally gave up food for a few weeks (but I worked out everyday - I would suggest to everyone NEVER EVER put cider vinegar or ANYTHING on your genitals, it just might make it worse, haha...).

Yes, I know personally that something that has been there for a year or more can disappear within weeks if you actually have enough discipline to abstain from solid food for a given amount of time (replace sugar foods with diet colas/art. sweeteners that diseases CANNOT FEED ON), yet keep a physical fitness discipline. Some people do this for years. Trust me, the first thing you're going to want to do if you're in the greatest shape of your life, thin, and muscular, is have a lot of sex. There is no WAY abstaining from sex is a good idea in my opinion other than not fucking your mother or neighbor's wife sneakily or some shit.

Living restrictively when it comes to sexuality is very dangerous. You have to respect yourself. If you are around a bunch of women you hate all day, for god's sakes, find one you love or at least watch porn or THINK of another woman. This is how people drive others to overeat or go insane: They're surrounded by people they can't fucking stand and don't take the steps to respect their own sexuality. You HAVE to. It should be a requirement for tantric sexuality to be taught in tenth grade, and I'm dead serious on that one. This society teaches you to worship everything except yourself and your partner or opposite. Then you mistake everyone behaving abnormally for reality, or "the only option"

If you want to have sex or play with yourself, go fucking do it, don't ever think anything in the material world is more important than your body. It won't keep your STDs there, it will help you "shake up" your energy so your diseases come out with your shit and piss, your seed is retained, you get more oxygen, and your muscles get toned. It makes me sick to see how society trains people food and materialism is more important than sex, how fasting is basically completely ignored when it comes to health, even condemned by the truly ignorant, and how people believe some pill will fix your STDs for the right price. It's just one of those things you kind of have to "figure out on your own" I guess, by then you see the world for the greed-driven illusion it truly is. It's not easy to admit these universal laws are real, but it's not easy to ignore them either. It's why people like Buddha say "everyone is the author of his or her own illness or disease" - because it's actually the bottom line ugly truth.

Just play...

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Old 04-04-2012, 03:29 AM
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Your hanging around with the wrong crowd... Usually "You should be able to walk in another five minutes" or "make me a sammich" come to mind.

Actually had one girl fall when she didn't believe me so she crawled back into bed and I made her a sammich.. When I got back upstairs she was sound asleep so I ate me a sammich and started on round two.

Little puddle under the matres made her blush and gave me have a big old shit eaten grin... Mostly because it wasn't my bed.

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I got mad at my girlfriend once because she said something about believing in aliens is stupid. I called her ignorant and she got mad at me, then I felt bad and apologized.

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She believes in ghosts, spirits, and past lives though, right?
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She believes in ghosts, spirits, and past lives though, right?
LOL YEAH!

Ha she's moving into my new place tomorrow and she's like "Is it haunted?"

I said yeah, we're gonna get a ouija board and warn the spirits of our presence. Man she fucking lost it until I told her I was kidding
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when i raped that asian girl she kept on saying stop like that would fukin do anything lmao
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