if you could give a member of the opposite sex one piece of advice about sex

[panthrax]

Do more random blowjobs.

[Minotaur]

If you can't bear children, I don't want you. Even if I don't intend to have kids.











(abortions are cool)

[High School Janitor]

beg for it

[Minotaur]

This doesn't need to be stickied. At all.

[Satyr]

Originally Posted by High School Janitor

beg for it

http://www.m0ar.org/7739

[Retard Synrdome]

Go for the pooper

[Mantikore]

Feel free to use teeth.

[Rodrat]

Originally Posted by Satyr

http://www.m0ar.org/7739

That is not the Ren and Stempy I remember... I think I'm scarred for life.

[Sir Cornwell]

Get 'em off!

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by Fox Paws

Lol I just had the weirdest fucking dream, and you were in it for some reason

pics or it didn't happen

[Lucid]

I cam ein here to say exactly what panthrax said.

Give your man some random blowjobs once in a while. Once or twice a month. You don't need to be doing it every other day, that'll just kill the excitement, but hey daily blowjobs aren't a problem either. I mean a completely random thank you blowjob. He changes the oil in your car? Come in the garage, drop his pants and blow the hell out of him. Cooks you dinner. Get down and your knees and tell him to whip out his dick. Don't expect anything in return. Just suck him off, swallow his load, say thank you, and carry on with your business.

He will love you forever.

[AoxomoxoA]

Why the fuck is this stickied?

[Minotaur]

Originally Posted by AoxomoxoA

Why the fuck is this stickied?

Because HelloClarice felt the need to sticky one of her own threads.


But then again, how could this not be a great thread after that amazing thought provoking first post?

[Minotaur]

Originally Posted by Fox Paws

You're just mad because your autistic girlfriend hooloovoo has some competition now

nice one

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by Minotaur

Because HelloClarice felt the need to sticky one of her own threads.


But then again, how could this not be a great thread after that amazing thought provoking first post?

i think LavaRed already mentioned he stickied this?

[Minotaur]

My mistake then.

[Sir Cornwell]

A thread about the sexing should be very sticky or we're not doing it right.

[Minotaur]

Save that for the porn thread, if that still exists.

[Sir Cornwell]

IDK don't know 'bout no porn thread no more
Since that fucker
Went on ignore

[MediumD]

I thought I made a decent contribution until I saw this post:

Originally Posted by Mr.Happy

Don't assume that everyone likes the same thing.

And then I was thinking that has to be THE best post in this kind of thread. Then I was thinking that what someone likes or doesn't like is pretty critical to a good experience...

Originally Posted by arleybob

Communication is definitely huge.

So now that sentence and this thread have pretty much summed up human sexuality: Different people like different things, and people need to be comfortable expressing what they like and don't like as much...

[Irukanji]

"Tits, or GTFO"

Why has nobody posted this yet?

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by Irukanji

"Tits, or GTFO"

Why has nobody posted this yet?

Because not many people have sex with their clothes on.

Although partially clad can be fun in it's own right. Say, don't take off her clothes all the way, but just undo them / pull them away enough to give you access, then get rid of bits that get in the way in the process.

[a334jv2df]

quit playing games with my dick

[007GoldenShower]

Do not talk.

[ZeroMalarki]

When climbing over me/on top of me..

DON'T KNEE ME IN THE DICK!

[STD]

tape it on video and SEE WHAT WORKS
i liek that i can spot lies like AIDS in a faggot with AIDS.

[STD]

also i haet you allz alice cooper time

[arleybob]

Also, some people interact differently with each other. My current girlfriend said she used to love clit action and couldn't even cum without crazy clit action. But with me, she cums a lot easier and better with just me inside and I hardly even have to touch her clit.

Damn yeah.

Yeah so everyone's different from each other, and even the same people can surprise themselves with how different they can be from how they used to be.

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by Lady Julily

Men should really try not to be so selfish, especially after the initial novelty of the sexual relationship has worn off. In my experience, it has been a very true stereotype; the goal of sex should not be to get you to orgasm, but to enjoy one another in mutually beneficial ways.

Shut up, bitch.