Breaking News!!! Scientists Discover why Ghostbuster is so Butthurt

PotRoastMuscles · #1 04-05-2012, 12:16 AM

This just came in from NBC nightly news .
According to Dr. Steven Brule "Ghostbuster suffers from a rare form of Haterism caused by his sexual identity crisis "

I think I figured it out. This loser is actually the only true adult virgin on Zoklet.
That is why he is constantly butthurt and Whiney.
His retort to everything is by accusations of virginity.
A lot of times the guilty party makes said accusations.
This is why he is so sad.
He has Zero swag , wit, or sense of humor .
These are traits females look for in a partner.
Not to mention ghostbuster looks like Frodo.
Never feeling moist vagina lips have left questioning his sexuality
Which in turn is making him frustrated and angry.
I can happily reject your claims of my virginity by saying I posted pictures of my girls tits and snatch.
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Ghost Buster · #2 04-05-2012, 12:19 AM

Try again. Third try's the charm.

PotRoastMuscles · #3 04-05-2012, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

Try again. Third try's the charm.

Oh just give it a few minutes homo

Ghost Buster · #4 04-05-2012, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Kipohippo

I like how you copied your sig too, lol. Maybe try adding a random link too for added effect?

lolwut?

Ghost Buster · #5 04-05-2012, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kipohippo

haha I'm not an ass virgin! My dad took that shit on my seventh birthday.

lol thats pretty fucked man

Ghost Buster · #6 04-05-2012, 01:23 AM

Heeeyyy you deleted your post!!!

Ghost Buster · #7 04-05-2012, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kipohippo

lol I actually only falsify peoples quotes because I'm butthurt and too stupid to come with any original or factual insults. You should try it, its kinda fun

Orly?

rell · #8 04-05-2012, 01:29 AM

Ghost buster is my nigga, all haters eat a dick.

Ghost Buster · #9 04-05-2012, 01:32 AM

^I lolled at the capitalize.

Ghost Buster · #10 04-05-2012, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kipohippo

Lol, you suck at spelling

Ya I'm actually terrible at spelling. Pretty ironic considering my education in advanced english lolol. Also "english" programs really should be called "critical thinking and analysis".

Bradley · #11 04-05-2012, 01:47 AM

Ghost Buster, you are a terrible man.

Worse than that, you are a loser who census says is just an angry virgin.

It's hard to be a failure, but not when you're naturally one.

Ghost Buster · #12 04-05-2012, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BradleyB93

Ghost Buster, you are a terrible man.

Worse than that, you are a loser who census says is just an angry virgin.

It's hard to be a failure, but not when you're naturally one.

That's just a terrible insult. Kipohippo was doing better making up false quotes.

Stick to selling spice online, because its clear you're a fucking idiot.

Have you ever had a real job?

Bradley · #13 04-05-2012, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

Have you ever had a real job?

Yeah, i have been working at the same place for 4 years. I started as a dishwasher and I've worked my way up to being a prep/buffet cook at a Hotel/restaurant 25hr/week because I love to cook even though I don't need a real job.

Are you angry, Ghost Buster?

Ghost Buster · #14 04-05-2012, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BradleyB93

Yeah, i have been working at the same place for 4 years. I started as a dishwasher and I've worked my way up to being a prep/buffet cook at a Hotel/restaurant 25hr/week because I love to cook even though I don't need a real job.

Are you angry, Ghost Buster?

Why would I be angry at that? I could get a landscaping job making twice what a prep cook does tomorrow with no experience in landscaping. Way to make those 4 years count. You don't even work full time. You've been working part time for 4 years at a hotel??

Good thing you also sell spice, because if it weren't for that gem, you'd appear as a total fucking idiot.

Ghost Buster · #15 04-05-2012, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Kipohippo

You are just made you arent in the industry like brad man. RC's are good money.

Ya I'm fucking made as hell. Because it would be SOOO hard to enter the RC market.

You would need to get all the permits, and paper work, and high level connections necessary. You'd need to get a ton of start up capital. Maybe a bank loan. The advertising money, the insurance money, the taxes. You'd need a retail store and a warehouse. You'd need to spend tons of time establishing a client base.

Oh wait no you wouldn't. I could start my own RC company tomorrow with 1000 bucks. I can see the company slogan now. "5% cheaper than bradleys prices... and this shit may kill you".

I might actually do that just so I can inform my customer base how retarded they are.

Ghost Buster · #16 04-05-2012, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kipohippo

Lol, you need good hookups brah. At least if you wanna make decent money that is.

Right, I'm sure its super hard to get them hookups.

Ghost Buster · #17 04-05-2012, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Kipohippo

To have competetive pricing? Especially here? Yes, it is hard.

I seriously doubt that. I could just up his bulk and then blow his prices out of the water.

Bradley how much do you spend on one bulk purchase from your sources?

Like 2-5k?