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Old 04-06-2012, 11:08 AM
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Default some silly rant about cigerettes or some shit...

you smoke half a pack a day....

you smoke everyday

you take smoke breaks

you don't even notice the nausea anymore after you smoke

you 'need' a smoke


just replace cigarette with alcohol, if you feel like it or whatever people do...

EDIT: i made this thread when i was mad at smoker's call me an alcholic...

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just bought a pack of camels with dimes awwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaah
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damn i forgot about that, and i thought drinkers had it bad
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Old 04-06-2012, 11:17 AM
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i remember when i could get a pack of camel red lights for $2.79
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Old 04-06-2012, 11:20 AM
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Old 04-06-2012, 11:26 AM
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"pack? what a little puss"
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Old 04-06-2012, 02:38 PM
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you smoke half a pack a day....

you smoke everyday

you take smoke breaks

you don't even notice the nausea anymore after you smoke

you 'need' a smoke
You're trolling, right? I've seen motherfuckers become pretty much incapacitated with rage and irritability if forced to go more than 30 minutes or so without a smoke-- the type of people who wake up in bed in a cold sweat at 4 AM because they're having a nic fit in their sleep. I watched dudes in county jail who would pace around in a circle for literally hours at a time when they first got in because they couldn't smoke.
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Old 04-06-2012, 02:51 PM
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i remember when i could get a pack of camel red lights for $2.79
fuck, i can still remember when i would buy 10 benson and hedges and a box of matches for 80p out my lunch money. they're like 3.70 now.
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Just wait until they're illegal and you have to smoke your Benson's behind hedges.
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:15 PM
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1 pack Wild Horse 1.95$ 1 pack BORKUM RIFF pipe tobacco 8$. Guess what i'm smokn' nigahs
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:43 PM
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Paid as much as $6.75/pack for some Parliment lights around here. Usually around $6.30.
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:53 PM
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1 pack Wild Horse 1.95$ 1 pack BORKUM RIFF pipe tobacco 8$. Guess what i'm smokn' nigahs
For $1.95 a pack I can't imagine it being much more than shredded cardboard soaked in chemicals.
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:59 PM
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For $1.95 a pack I can't imagine it being much more than shredded cardboard soaked in chemicals.
Or maybe horse poop in tubes.

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Old 04-06-2012, 05:03 PM
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Paid as much as $6.75/pack for some Parliment lights around here. Usually around $6.30.
I've smoked 23 Parliments in my life... Damn Good
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:31 PM
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Or maybe horse poop in tubes.

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Old 04-06-2012, 05:41 PM
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:58 PM
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You steal from a piggy bank.
I call it the communal pot device.
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Old 04-06-2012, 07:02 PM
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You have to have a cigarette before bed, and if you don't fall asleep in an hour, have some more.
You must smoke after you eat, even in a blizzard. You bitch about how cold you are, throw half the cigarette away, but at least you got a fix.
Socializing? Who wants to go outside for a cigarette? Chills outside smoking for half the party.
Smoke Marlboro Lights.
Buy other brands when they are a dollar off.
Switch to Marlboro Reds, 2 weeks later smokes more than before.
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Old 04-06-2012, 07:04 PM
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WHen you ask people if they can spare a cig and the person opens up their pack all cool for you to smoothly take one, and you get all jittery because the pack cost $6.50 cents.
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Old 04-06-2012, 07:07 PM
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WHen you ask people if they can spare a cig and the person opens up their pack all cool for you to smoothly take one, and you get all jittery because the pack cost $6.50 cents.
I would never run out of cigarettes, neither would anybody who really smokes. If it did happen, you are buying a pack before hanging out with anybody, how else could you socialize?
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Old 04-06-2012, 07:12 PM
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Dude my pipe never leaves my side.
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:34 PM
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When living in Norway and paying up to almost $15 for a pack only fazes you when you don't have one.

I would gladly pay $6.50 anyday.
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At my worst i was smoking 5 packs a day around the age of 17-19 and then "quit" by 20 even though I'll find myself smoking a random cigarette every now and again but it's a great gap since I stopped drinking. Opes on the other hand can just make them worth while.
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You blow smoke at your monitor while reading this thread.
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When you smoke cigarette butts picked up off the streets.
This.

I'm no addict but I'm a fiend.

I usually smoke 2-3 marlboro reds at a time. Like all cigarettes in my mouth lit at the same time.

I can smoke a 100 in two drags.

How the fuck do you smoke 5 packs a day? That's a cigarette every 9 minutes 36 seconds if you sleep 8 hours a day. So I guess you did absolutely nothing except smoke outside, smoke while going to buy more smokes, smoke while buying smokes, smoke while eating, etc.
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Your lung has collapsed multiple times since being shot 8 years ago and you still smoke despite it being the reason it never healed right.
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At my worst i was smoking 5 packs a day around the age of 17-19
i think you're exaggerating a little there
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i think you're exaggerating a little there
Well he believes that he smoke "random" cigarettes. Maybe this individual has absolutely no free will. Does one soil himself, ponders Mayor.
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Sir you propose a more efficient Jenkem delivery device.
Finally, won't have to keep a bottle in my backpack to bring with me to class anymore.

Also, my buddy has "quit smoking" on like 4 separate occasions. Then it's just a reward cig after a long day (every day.) I'm not saying this is at all uncommon, it's just funny watching him rationalize it.
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Your lung has collapsed multiple times since being shot 8 years ago and you still smoke despite it being the reason it never healed right.
That's what I like to see. A bit of dedication. Too many pussies giving up these days.
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