You know your a cigarette-aholic when...

[legendaryninjacutter]

you smoke half a pack a day....

you smoke everyday

you take smoke breaks

you don't even notice the nausea anymore after you smoke

you 'need' a smoke


just replace cigarette with alcohol, if you feel like it or whatever people do...

EDIT: i made this thread when i was mad at smoker's call me an alcholic...

I smoke pipe DAILY~~~!!!! (and thats how you can tell)

[whocares]

yeah i'm glad i don't smoke cigaretttes

[The Pat-Man]

just bought a pack of camels with dimes awwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaah

[whocares]

[legendaryninjacutter]

damn i forgot about that, and i thought drinkers had it bad

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

i remember when i could get a pack of camel red lights for $2.79

[pseudonym]

Bill Hicks - non smokers - YouTube

Bill Hicks - non smokers - YouTube
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[The Pat-Man]

"pack? what a little puss"

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by KimChi+k47.thats.KPOP

you smoke half a pack a day....

you smoke everyday

you take smoke breaks

you don't even notice the nausea anymore after you smoke

you 'need' a smoke

You're trolling, right? I've seen motherfuckers become pretty much incapacitated with rage and irritability if forced to go more than 30 minutes or so without a smoke-- the type of people who wake up in bed in a cold sweat at 4 AM because they're having a nic fit in their sleep. I watched dudes in county jail who would pace around in a circle for literally hours at a time when they first got in because they couldn't smoke.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

i remember when i could get a pack of camel red lights for $2.79

fuck, i can still remember when i would buy 10 benson and hedges and a box of matches for 80p out my lunch money. they're like 3.70 now.

[Gun Lover]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

You're trolling, right?

Has to be

[Sir Cornwell]

Just wait until they're illegal and you have to smoke your Benson's behind hedges.

[cowtipper]

1 pack Wild Horse 1.95$ 1 pack BORKUM RIFF pipe tobacco 8$. Guess what i'm smokn' nigahs

[rider]

Paid as much as $6.75/pack for some Parliment lights around here. Usually around $6.30.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by PSEUDOnonyMouz

1 pack Wild Horse 1.95$ 1 pack BORKUM RIFF pipe tobacco 8$. Guess what i'm smokn' nigahs

For $1.95 a pack I can't imagine it being much more than shredded cardboard soaked in chemicals.

[Sir Cornwell]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

For $1.95 a pack I can't imagine it being much more than shredded cardboard soaked in chemicals.

Or maybe horse poop in tubes.

[cowtipper]

Originally Posted by rider

Paid as much as $6.75/pack for some Parliment lights around here. Usually around $6.30.

I've smoked 23 Parliments in my life... Damn Good

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Or maybe horse poop in tubes.

Sir you propose a more efficient Jenkem delivery device.

[Tachosomoza]

You steal from a piggy bank.

[cowtipper]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

You steal from a piggy bank.

I call it the communal pot device.

[mr.poopypants]

You have to have a cigarette before bed, and if you don't fall asleep in an hour, have some more.
You must smoke after you eat, even in a blizzard. You bitch about how cold you are, throw half the cigarette away, but at least you got a fix.
Socializing? Who wants to go outside for a cigarette? Chills outside smoking for half the party.
Smoke Marlboro Lights.
Buy other brands when they are a dollar off.
Switch to Marlboro Reds, 2 weeks later smokes more than before.

[cowtipper]

WHen you ask people if they can spare a cig and the person opens up their pack all cool for you to smoothly take one, and you get all jittery because the pack cost $6.50 cents.

[mr.poopypants]

Originally Posted by PSEUDOnonyMouz

WHen you ask people if they can spare a cig and the person opens up their pack all cool for you to smoothly take one, and you get all jittery because the pack cost $6.50 cents.

I would never run out of cigarettes, neither would anybody who really smokes. If it did happen, you are buying a pack before hanging out with anybody, how else could you socialize?

[cowtipper]

Dude my pipe never leaves my side.

[Crashwangdoodle]

When living in Norway and paying up to almost $15 for a pack only fazes you when you don't have one.

I would gladly pay $6.50 anyday.

[Death Snuggle]

At my worst i was smoking 5 packs a day around the age of 17-19 and then "quit" by 20 even though I'll find myself smoking a random cigarette every now and again but it's a great gap since I stopped drinking. Opes on the other hand can just make them worth while.

[rell]

When you smoke cigarette butts picked up off the streets.

[FrY]

You blow smoke at your monitor while reading this thread.

[whocares]

Originally Posted by FrY

You blow smoke at your monitor while reading this thread.

lol

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

so tru

[MAYOR]

you spend your last dollar on ciggarettes instead of a meal

[curioushat]

Originally Posted by rell

When you smoke cigarette butts picked up off the streets.

This.

I'm no addict but I'm a fiend.

I usually smoke 2-3 marlboro reds at a time. Like all cigarettes in my mouth lit at the same time.

I can smoke a 100 in two drags.

How the fuck do you smoke 5 packs a day? That's a cigarette every 9 minutes 36 seconds if you sleep 8 hours a day. So I guess you did absolutely nothing except smoke outside, smoke while going to buy more smokes, smoke while buying smokes, smoke while eating, etc.

[p6867]

Your lung has collapsed multiple times since being shot 8 years ago and you still smoke despite it being the reason it never healed right.

[Tachosomoza]

You consider a little niece hiding your cigarettes after going through DARE classes cause for justifiable homicide.

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by Death Snuggle

At my worst i was smoking 5 packs a day around the age of 17-19

i think you're exaggerating a little there

[MAYOR]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

i think you're exaggerating a little there

Well he believes that he smoke "random" cigarettes. Maybe this individual has absolutely no free will. Does one soil himself, ponders Mayor.

[meateor]

Originally Posted by Alpheus

Sir you propose a more efficient Jenkem delivery device.

Finally, won't have to keep a bottle in my backpack to bring with me to class anymore.

Also, my buddy has "quit smoking" on like 4 separate occasions. Then it's just a reward cig after a long day (every day.) I'm not saying this is at all uncommon, it's just funny watching him rationalize it.

[Eridani]

Originally Posted by p6867

Your lung has collapsed multiple times since being shot 8 years ago and you still smoke despite it being the reason it never healed right.

That's what I like to see. A bit of dedication. Too many pussies giving up these days.

[roasted]

[slicknickns]

you're suckin' dick just for a pack of Newports











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