New York appreciation thread

[Tachosomoza]

Fuck Subway.

[Daily]

Patrick Bateman.

[CitizenUzi]

New york smells (after all it's built on landfill), is full of various darkies (The ok ones and the bad ones), is TOTALLY full of niggers in a lot of zones, is expensive and one of the centers for the Jews.


Parties are great though, raving, clubbing, drugs are good and cheap if you know the right people. I would never ever nevr ever ever live there. Oh you can get a good gyro there though.

[Tachosomoza]

Manhattan isn't on a landfill, it's on a big ass piece of rock.

[The Pat-Man]

the whole lower side was marshlands.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

the whole lower side was marshlands.

Battery Park City was created from waste from the WTC constructions, but most of Manhattan is solid bedrock. That's why it can support all the skyscrapers.

[CitizenUzi]

Well although it is built around multiple slabs of bedrock and some other hard stone, they've been shoring it up since day 1. Still sure does smell and is dirty. That was a Russian's first impression a few weeks ago, and to be horrified at the negro population. Euro cities tend to be much cleaner, I remember catching a babushka sweeping in belarus at like 6 AM.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by CitizenUzi

Well although it is built around multiple slabs of bedrock and some other hard stone, they've been shoring it up since day 1. Still sure does smell and is dirty. That was a Russian's first impression a few weeks ago, and to be horrified at the negro population. Euro cities tend to be much cleaner, I remember catching a babushka sweeping in belarus at like 6 AM.

You're Belorussian? The women, man...

[The Pat-Man]

no shit euro cities are cleaner (with the very strong exception of italy)

[MAYOR]

but how the hell do you clean a city? stop the entire subway to mop the floor? the rain cleans the sidewalk...

[water bottle]

You hire homeless people to sweep the streets early in the morning. Gives them work and keeps streets clean.

[Tom_Riddle]

Originally Posted by water bottle

There are several subways in France. Assuming you mean the one in Paris I have to say it's probably the most efficient one in the world, aside from perhaps Berlin's U-Bahn... and probably a bunch of East Asian ones, like Shanghai, Hong Kong, Tokyo, and so on. But seriously, the Paris Metro is awesome just for availability. You're never more than ~5 minutes away from a metro stop. How is that compared to New York's Subway? I've frankly only heard bad things about it, though the 24-hour operation sounds nice.

Ya it was really efficient in Paris, that's true. There are tons of subway entrances in NYC too, you really can't' walk more than 5 minutes without seeing one.

London is actually one of the cleanest "major" cities I've been in....

but gd dmnit now I want some fkin subway

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by Tom_Riddle

London is actually one of the cleanest "major" cities I've been in....

London is dirty as fuck compared to Tokyo.

[I Kill Null Airtime]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

London is dirty as fuck compared to Tokyo.

But Tokyo is all radioactive now, so London has that going for it.

[Daily]

London is CLEAN AND DIRTY AT THE SAME TIME.

[MAYOR]

Originally Posted by Daily

London is CLEAN AND DIRTY AT THE SAME TIME.

R there any dirty birds? Have a shag with?

Supposedly I'm entitled to a UK visa.

[water bottle]

Originally Posted by Unbelievable Taste

R there any dirty birds? Have a shag with

lol, there's got to be like 5,000,000+ women in London, I'm sure one of them will let you fuck them

[Tom_Riddle]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

London is dirty as fuck compared to Tokyo.

Never been. I had a long layover in London once and got tired so I fell asleep on the circle line for like 3 hours....can you do that in Tokyo?

[Jojoman]

I went to frisco for te first time after christmas and its everything nyc is but tidier, newer, nicer, and slightly less jews. Seriously fuck nyc its new jersey, anyways I lived in upstate ny for 15 years. I've also spent my fair share of time in nyc with a black friend from college so I have experienced authentic nycc trip, if you don't know where washingtin heights is and what it is good for you haven't been to jew york. Atleast the sf bay keeps more niggers in oakland and vallejo than the brooklynn bridge does for brooklynn.

[L33tz]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

no shit euro cities are cleaner (with the very strong exception of italy)

This is very true.

Italy looks like a dump

[L33tz]

Big Wong King in chinatown.

shit is cash.

[whocares]

No one said NY Knicks / Jeremy Lin? That kid is on fire!

[The Pat-Man]

Giants win the super bowl, rangers best team in the nhl, linsanity.




THE MOTHERFUCKING FRANCHISE OF THE GODDAMN WORLD NEW YORK YANKEES.

[MAYOR]

YANKEES hats!

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by Unbelievable Taste

YANKEES hats!

soccer game in england? guy in the crowd with a yankees hat

slave labor factory in indonesia? kid with yankees hat

short stop in yankees stadium? derek jeter.................... in a yankees hat.

[sheff]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

soccer game in england? guy in the crowd with a yankees hat

Yeah, that doesn't happen. 'NY' interwoven hat worn by a man everyone else appreciates as a moron? That'll happen.

[MAYOR]

Originally Posted by sheff

Yeah, that doesn't happen. 'NY' interwoven hat worn by a man everyone else appreciates as a moron? That'll happen.

Okay wtf?

A Yankee hat? do. not. see. problem...

UK vs US? is this at the heart of the issue here?

so stupid.

[p6867]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

soccer game in england? guy in the crowd with a yankees hat

slave labor factory in indonesia? kid with yankees hat

short stop in yankees stadium? derek jeter.................... in a yankees hat.

Doctor Jones... OH SHIT


A challenger appears!

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Unbelievable Taste

but how the hell do you clean a city? stop the entire subway to mop the floor? the rain cleans the sidewalk...

dunno about over there, but we got these things everywhere here. especially in the early hours, they're fucking everywhere. you see one in one street, walk to the next street and you'll see two more going up and down. shit must cost a fortune.

edit: oh yeah, meant to post pix, lol

[is all mememememe with me]

anyway, i'd love to go to NYC. i was gonna post this that i seem to have had on my hard drive for ages now.

Native New Yorker - YouTube

Native New Yorker - YouTube
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[I'm only sleeping]

New York is full of neurotics but you can get a real bagel there so it's worth the annoyance.

[Gould]

Originally Posted by I'm only sleeping

New York is full of neurotics but you can get a real bagel there so it's worth the annoyance.

Motherfucking this!

As an Australian who moved to NYC 2 years ago, thats one of the big things that keep me here. The coffee is shit (from what I hear its better than most other places in the states, which admittedly frightens me) and people are fucking crazy, but you can walk down the street with no pants on screaming verses from the bible and no one will bat an eye lid. Its all been seen before.

That being said, I get really anxious in manhattan because of the skyscrapers and concrete, i can feel really claustrophobic and boxed in. Brooklyn is way nicer.

[Gary Oak]

[water bottle]

Originally Posted by Gary Oak

Clever.