If I buy a rotti puppy will it be noisy and will it eat my chinchilla?

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And how do I teach it to poop in its own portable toilet? If it is noisey what are some quick fixes? A sound proof room? Would that be safe in the summer?

[CK-]

You sound like my 25 year old cousin. She has not yet mastered the technique called "doing laundry." Also foreign to her:

-Boiling water
-Working the tv remote
-Figuring out which remote is for the tv

Plus if she drinks 2 martinis you can consider your whole night ruined.

[Your Local Crack Dealer]

Originally Posted by CK-

You sound like my 25 year old cousin. She has not yet mastered the technique called "doing laundry." Also foreign to her:

-Boiling water
-Working the tv remote
-Figuring out which remote is for the tv

Plus if she drinks 2 martinis you can consider your whole night ruined.

+1

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How so?

[Cathy McGee]

Originally Posted by Your Local MeCrack Dealer

-25

fixed.


that bitch should be drowned.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by anr

fixed.


that bitch should be drowned.

Nah, she's my cuz. If you attempted an awesome feat like that I'd beat you with a phone book until you lost all control of your bottom jaw.

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Originally Posted by CK-

Nah, she's my cuz. If you attempted an awesome feat like that I'd beat you with a phone book until you lost all control of your bottom jaw.

Let your fingers do the talking...

[Cathy McGee]

Originally Posted by CK-

Nah, she's my cuz. If you attempted an awesome feat like that I'd beat you with a phone book until you lost all control of your bottom jaw.

i wouldnt actually drown her. just slap her her around a few times.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by anr

i wouldnt actually drown her. just slap her her around a few times.

That's pretty much how it works with the phone book too. Except more reconstructive surgery.

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Originally Posted by CK-

That's pretty much how it works with the phone book too. Except more reconstructive surgery.

And u wouldnt be able to speak anymore so u would have to do sign language.

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id stick it in her pooper. same goes for you anr

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Craigslist.org

And u wouldnt be able to speak anymore so u would have to do sign language.

I must have missed a joke because you never really make sense.

[Cathy McGee]

Originally Posted by CK-

That's pretty much how it works with the phone book too. Except more reconstructive surgery.

what if it was the phone book from new amsterdam?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Amsterdam,_Indiana

[Cathy McGee]

Originally Posted by Your Local MeCrack Dealer

id stick it in her pooper. same goes for you anr

give mecrack and il give you pooper.

Originally Posted by CK-

I must have missed a joke because you never really make sense.

if i lost my jaw i wouldnt be able to talk.

[CK-]

It would be a phonebook for the borough of Brooklyn. It's got a nice amount of mass about it.

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Originally Posted by CK-

I must have missed a joke because you never really make sense.

Someone said beat the guy with the phone book.
Yellow pages is a phone book.
Yellow pages slogan is let your fingers do the walking.
Since you will damage the guys jaw with the phone book he wont be able to speak.
So I said let your fingers do the talking. (sign language)

[Your Local Crack Dealer]

Originally Posted by Craigslist.org

Someone said beat the guy with the phone book.
Yellow pages is a phone book.
Yellow pages slogan is let your fingers do the walking.
Since you will damage the guys jaw with the phone book he wont be able to speak.
So I said let your fingers do the talking. (sign language)

very witty +1

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Craigslist.org

Someone said beat the guy with the phone book.
Yellow pages is a phone book.
Yellow pages slogan is let your fingers do the walking.
Since you will damage the guys jaw with the phone book he wont be able to speak.
So I said let your fingers do the talking. (sign language)

Yeah, I guess.