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Old 04-09-2012, 07:49 AM
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Confused Christians NAILED to crosses in gruesome re-enactment of Jesus's death


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Christians were nailed to crosses in the Philippines today in a grim Good Friday reenactment of Jesus's suffering.

Thousands of people watched as 17 devoted Catholics were 'crucified' in the gruesome annual ritual.

Church leaders have condemned the practice which they believe are a distortion of the true Easter message.


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Old 04-09-2012, 07:51 AM
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Too bad they didn't die from their wounds.
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they been doing that for years.
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Oh humans

this kinda shit reminds me of the game Black & White 2

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Old 04-09-2012, 08:32 AM
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Looks like they really nailed that reenactment.
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I see this posted somewhere every goddamn easter.
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I hope they get tetanus. Ya know, the bacteria God created because he loves us (or at least ever since he sent his son to get slaughtered so that God could forgive himself for making genomes that give some people a natural inclination to commit acts God doesn't approve of).

LOL I just noticed they have bottles of isopropyl and iodine on hand to protect from the the millions of different pathogens which their loving God created.



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Looks like they really nailed that reenactment.
There's a certain stigmata associated with overly zealous christianity.
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Thanks, Spain.
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Such devotion to one's faith. If more Americans were this devoted to Jesus the country would be in much better shape.
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Such devotion to one's faith. If more Americans were this devoted to Jesus the country would be in much better shape.
Be a lot more holey hands though..
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I could imagine getting a hand job from a chick with holes in her hands now... Thanks Philippines.

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