Archived: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

Well while you be confused confused this shit makes since '84 to us. I actually have a since '84 tatt and sent a pic to my mom and she said, "But honey, you were born in '88." There's no way I could explain that kind of recardation to her but she did promise me my grandpas .44 which has a barrel atleast an inch l;onger then MMID's. And mine is nigger black.


We bumped this thread with like three retarded thing about 3/4 in the morning because we were being stoopid around a bunch of people that (atleast I) feel gifted to call friends.





(There were like two others there)

[Midnight Sun]

Hi I'm too drunk to remember the date of BHL but I made y'all niggaz a lil tribute anyway

[poast-bortem!]

[Midnight Sun]

Originally Posted by poast-bortem!

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by sploogook

somebody lock tis fucking thread

How about you kindly get the fuck out of here, faggot. This is butthole turf, a territory your ass just. can't. fucking. handle.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Originally Posted by Village Idiot

How about you kindly get the fuck out of here, faggot. This is butthole turf, a territory your ass just. can't. fucking. handle.

I think i kinda hafta agree. the butthole levels here have reached maximum capacity and its only a matter of time before a total butthole system meltdown.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

I think i kinda hafta agree. the butthole levels here have reached maximum capacity and its only a matter of time before a total butthole system meltdown.

We'll gladly die with our asses torn open from Judas' cradle before this thread ends.

[poast-bortem!]

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by poast-bortem!

pretty fucking hetero brah, his pants were on and everything.

[poast-bortem!]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

pretty fucking hetero brah, his pants were on and everything.

When's the last time you did a bump wit' a blunt wrap?

Pants on re-duex.

[poast-bortem!]

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

So I was making a beat and it went exactly where I wasn't trying to go so I eventually just made a forgot about a dre beat. I'm way better at instruments yet thenpigs took all my good computers so we're having a real hard time considering the one comp I have doesn't have a usable mic input so MMID got me a USB to 8'th inch input and I tried to use that but the output sound doesn't work while using that USB input.

Problems ontop of problems
but here's a song I tried to make butnis not BHL usable:\\

http://soundcloud.com/buttholeladies...-aboutz-da-dre

the lyrics we've worked out what did:

"And the cops came through and poast stood next to a partied down house;
with a can full of ass and a handful of of dick;
and still wasn't what did.
so from here on out it's butthole ladies two...."

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

cool futon bro

[My Mom Is Dead]

Originally Posted by poast-bortem!

When's the last time you did a bump wit' a blunt wrap?

Pants on re-duex.

I like how he looks ashamed in the second pic.
He's a fucking baller, through and through, but he's no butthole lady. I love that guy.


PS Did he seriously take down his skivvies? I think I see chode.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

lol u snorted his nut cheese

[poast-bortem!]

Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead

PS Did he seriously take down his skivvies? I think I see chode.

All day son.

[Proots]

Here's the video :

http://www.xvideos.com/video512545/d..._balls_in_ass_...


And, here's the transcript :

http://www.digitalgangster.com/4um/a...p/t-27161.html

[poast-bortem!]

Originally Posted by Habanero

Haters and modz derpin' like:

"Now they got poasters wiping their asses for them in that thread?"

"Look, just ignore them, so long as they're contained we're alright."

Ya'll know what I'mma finnsta, modz online, LOG OUT.

Roll Out - Ludacris - YouTube

Roll Out - Ludacris - YouTube
Video: click to display

[poast-bortem!]

Trollin' thru the ages, some of this shit might be older than you can remember..

[My Mom Is Dead]

Originally Posted by poast-bortem!

Trollin' thru the ages, some of this shit might be older than you can remember.

If I ever thought the old images would have been useful, I would have kept all the stupid shit-trolling we did. I deleted so many derpy assed pics when Totse went down.

[aquabania]

what's good in eureka

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

Originally Posted by aquabania

what's good in eureka

There's a convict at my work who let's me know that if we were in prison i'd be his bitch. He would pimp me out but never fuck me himself. I asked him how many skizzerettes I was worth but apparently i'm being traded for candy and hostess products.

But he'd give me protection while I cleaned his laundry and carry his shit around.

[Midnight Sun]

oh lawdy I've been looking for that lol y u stab me pic forever

[PotRoastMuscles]

[General Butt.Naked]

Yall niggas obviously not from Vee-ho
candy paint grass green and gold regals
Thems ma peoples
But I guess yall could hang
WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT FO' EIGHTY FOs on my 84' stang?
Poast throws dirt on his nuts when he crip walks in his chain
HE GAPES HIS ASS IN FRONT OF TUNNELS, BENDS OVER AND WAIT FOR TRAINS!
The shitstain remains the same
So dont hate him cuz his game is tight
dick carhardt hard from the crystal meth
but ass loose like goose in midflight
Hes dirty as fuck like Bill Cosbys afternoon sweater
Soaked in piss, grease, beer and fecal matter
Say did I mention that his buddy drives a Saturn?
NAH HE DRIVES HIS BUTTHOLE AND DIVES IN THAT SHIT WITH A LADDER
ORIGINAL OG BUTTHOLE BITCH holdin it down for the best
Yeah we butthole queefin in the east
And droppin fecal in the west
100 buttholes sewed together makes a
butthole proof vest
Takin lines of cocaine off an immaculately manicured chest
GETTIN OUR BUTTHOLES MANGLED
poast and crazy moustache guy in heaven
PInkeye up the ass cuz they watchin buttholes all day- 84/7
Redefining what it means to be young American men-
2 guys with a camera
a tub of vaseline and one beer can
Damn man. Am I jealous? Do I wish I was them?
A rollercoaster ride of retardation sandwiched in a spam cam
Hes a ham man
And on a day he has to pose for pics
He closes his eyes, grinnin
And dreams of butthole, hennessy and broccoli flavored dicks

This is the greatest country in the world
And who are we to deny
The right of this guy to hang glide through
a buttload of different brands of bonifide brown eye?
Who are we to decide, and judge this funky bumpkin
who happens to use his butthole for like 16 different fuctions?
Nay I say. Today is a day of triumph, not oppression!
Fom sea to shining sea, I want to hear those buttholes stretchin!
And on that perfect day, we can truly say that we are free again-
And when you walk down the street they'll say-
"There goes a Butthole-American"

[Erorr]

lol harro casper

[General Butt.Naked]

BAH A GHOST

whurr u been, original butthole lady?

[Erorr]

Broken computer = savior in disguise

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

Originally Posted by CASPER

Nay I say. Today is a day of triumph, not oppression!
Fom sea to shining sea, I want to hear those buttholes stretchin!
And on that perfect day, we can truly say that we are free again-
And when you walk down the street they'll say-
"There goes a Butthole-American"

That's probably going to be stolen. The butthole Lady Patriot.




It's fucking amazing. I mean, it's all sooper good but that shines out of this entire thread. It doesn't catch the scuzziness or wilderness but the third aspect of what we're going for...


Dedication. And for that sir, like so many posters before you; you get a thanks.

[General Butt.Naked]

lol....as soon as I get blackout high again, ill drop some mo' bars on yo fine ass

[Tokerface]

How the hell has this thread gone on for so long?

[My Mom Is Dead]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

How the hell has this thread gone on for so long?

People actually enjoy it.

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

Originally Posted by My Mom Is Dead

People actually enjoy it.

I call bullshit! We making number two hits over here.

[My Mom Is Dead]

Originally Posted by OMGPLZDNTBAN

I call bullshit! We making number two hits over here.

Hits are hits, nigga. Name a miss.

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

You call that a bump sir? Now this is a bump.





You still smell like crap. I'm so glad I don't work with you today. You still wanna hang out tomorrow? Chris should be coming over.

[General Butt.Naked]

Oh my god. You people know each other in real life? *mind blown*

Actually you silly niggas remind me of my friends from high school. Only we didnt lick each other's nutsacks n junk.

[Travis Bickle]

Aw, the sweet smell, the nectar of smelling a butthole. It's a gift and a curse, to itch your butthole and feel the pleasures, the sensitivity of this glorious orifice. But also succumb to the constant compulsion of getting that first whiff of the day. It's a high you'll never be able to relive. It even pales in comparison to the innocuous fumes of butthash.

If you're a true butthole lady I want you to scratch, finger, or go dj hero on the orifice of satan and god combined. And sniff it like a rag soaked in ether. So join me my brethren in this whiff of the gods. Let's share a moment of one at 5:30 pm et 4/10/2012 and become a butthole collective.

[poast-bortem!]

Originally Posted by CASPER

Oh my god. You people know each other in real life? *mind blown*

You haven't seen our videos?

www.buttholeladies.com

The Butthole Ladies - YouTube

The Butthole Ladies - YouTube
Video: click to display

The Butthole Ladies #2 - YouTube

The Butthole Ladies #2 - YouTube
Video: click to display

The Butthole Ladies #3 - YouTube

The Butthole Ladies #3 - YouTube
Video: click to display

Built Card Tough - YouTube

Built Card Tough - YouTube
Video: click to display

Built Card Tougher - YouTube

Built Card Tougher - YouTube
Video: click to display

Built Card Toughest - YouTube

Built Card Toughest - YouTube
Video: click to display

Slow and Steady Burns The Face - YouTube

Slow and Steady Burns The Face - YouTube
Video: click to display

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by poast-bortem!

You haven't seen our videos?

www.buttholeladies.com
The Butthole Ladies - YouTube
The Butthole Ladies #2 - YouTube
The Butthole Ladies #3 - YouTube
Built Card Tough - YouTube
Built Card Tougher - YouTube
Built Card Toughest - YouTube
Slow and Steady Burns The Face - YouTube

You guys made videos?

[poast-bortem!]

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

You guys made videos?

/sarcasm? Can't tell if you're stupid or just recarded.