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Old 04-06-2012, 06:33 PM
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2030: I become Dictator for Life of Hell....Michigan.
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:41 PM
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I find the idea of nuclear war unlikely. An Islamic/secular dictatorship ruled by an insane cult of personality (like, I duuno, North Korea?) might do it. But the person to fire the first shot will probably receive a beatdown of epic proportions; mostly due to our fear of nuclear war.
What about an "anonymous" nuke being blown up somewhere? There would be no clear nation to have fired the first shot.

What if the US fires the first shot? Who would dare retaliate.
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:42 PM
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In the year 2 billion and a half man kind is enslaved by giraffes.
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:48 PM
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What about an "anonymous" nuke being blown up somewhere? There would be no clear nation to have fired the first shot.
There are methods of finding out where the nuke is from. I'm not sure of the specifics but I know the methods exist. Something about determining what reactor the purified source material came from or somesuch.

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What if the US fires the first shot? Who would dare retaliate.
Whoever they attacked, I assume.
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:49 PM
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by 2040 most humans will not be able to tie their shoes without their electronic sidekick, they will be enslaved by digital totalitarianism, people want to fight back but guns are illegal and very rare, overpopulation forces the world governments to kill large groups of people in prison camps. that is if the world hasnt ended
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:10 PM
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In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into spa-ace.

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find.
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind.
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.

Robot Roll Call:
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Croooooooow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts,
Then repeat to yourself;
It's just a show, I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
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My prediction: A temporal shift for this thread to someplace less serious.
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:24 PM
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I predict that the U.S. of Assholes will go even more berserk in their war on drugs.
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Old 04-07-2012, 10:38 AM
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In 22 billion years, the matter of the universe which includes everything from stars and galaxies to atoms and subatomic particles, will progressively be torn apart by the expansion of the universe.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:16 AM
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i'll die from abusing a pussy bullshit drug liek an SSRI
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Old 04-07-2012, 02:11 PM
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obama will win in 2012 because republicans are too divided and romney's a robot
If he wins again,IT WILL SURELY BE DUE TO A RIGGED ELECTION MATE!!
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Old 04-07-2012, 02:29 PM
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I doubt any all out world scale wars will occur. in the US things will continue to get worse due to mismanaged bureaucratic bs and apathy , but we wont be as privy because social media+augmented reality taking over will keep us happily sedated. I can see a rise in separatist "Terrorists" who hurt their cause in the end more than help. the next generation of kids(if not the current one) will be total willing sheep-fuck pussy-bitches.
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Old 04-07-2012, 02:51 PM
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I think the role of new technologies will be unforseen. All biological systems are essentially clusters of carbon based nanobots. We are slowly learning how to program cells, viruses, and proteins to do whatever we want. Think about it, how many applications are there for programmable robots that can build molecules atom by atom? My thought is that biotech will change the world in ways that seem like science fiction now.

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ill fucking eat my hat if ww3 doesn't happen before 2025
lol, but it won't be that bad since by 2018 all clothing will be nontoxic and biodegradeable.

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I predict by 2050 the average well-off human's lifespan will be ~120 years, and 150 will be easily achievable.
I'm bankin on more than that. Biotechnology is growing exponentially (seriously, it's time derivative is linearly proportional to it's current state). I'm not saying it will be legal/ubiquitous, but my guess is that we'll have all the tools for immortality at our disposal by then.

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The sun is mutating matter, animals are dying off, the weather is continuing it's "new thing", the lies are becoming bolder and more completely obvious than ever, control of mass opinion []is both increasing and deteriorating it at the same time, food options are becoming more limited as well as a federal issue. The environment is poisoned, and our bodies are mass medicated, politicians tell lies the media sells them to unsuspecting minds. Your reality is an illusion that's breaking up from all angles so that the world can be simultaneously rich and poor, evolved and warring for no reason. All based upon this central demand for power and materials. Call it what you want. But that only leads in one direction. Just determine whether your part in it is for humanity and all life.
Lol, somehow this post actually made sense. Well done.
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Old 04-07-2012, 03:08 PM
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Im seriously considering going into a biotech program when i get back to school and shooting for a Phd (government paid ). I want to be a part of shaping the new world. Biotech, robotics, AI, genetics. Those are the keys to the next level.
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Old 04-07-2012, 06:30 PM
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In truth the healing will begin after humanity begins to detoxify...yes, starting from the ground up.

The media is trying to induce a race war, and constant general panic.

The other forces of materialism attempt to convert this insecurity into a complex of dependency on authority.


All the while. . . . . . .
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Old 04-07-2012, 06:36 PM
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In the year 2019, grand theft auto 6 will be released, and it will be mediocre at best.
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Old 04-07-2012, 06:59 PM
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Within 50 years the level of interdisciplinary complexity within core scientific establishments will reach it's peak. The vast majority of humans, incapable of understanding advancements in fields such as tissue engineering, cybernetics or applied quantum field theory, will be of little use to us. Their reassignment as a mass manual labour workforce is inevitable and justified in order to construct a better world for those few who have the prerogative to possess it.

This new world will be free of the natural restrictions placed by instinct. Sexual desire, greed, anger, ignorance - all will be eliminated through the systematic modification of those worthy enough to continue their existence. Integration with artificial computational systems will free us of our weaknesses and create a paradise of technological brilliance. The only end-goal is omnipotence and only those with intellectual superiority can achieve it.
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Old 04-07-2012, 07:12 PM
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Toilets will be equipped with fart/smell suction hoses that feed to a methane furnace that burns your farts to produce steam for electricity.
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:49 AM
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I think the role of new technologies will be unforseen. All biological systems are essentially clusters of carbon based nanobots. We are slowly learning how to program cells, viruses, and proteins to do whatever we want. Think about it, how many applications are there for programmable robots that can build molecules atom by atom? My thought is that biotech will change the world in ways that seem like science fiction now.

lol, but it won't be that bad since by 2018 all clothing will be nontoxic and biodegradeable.

I'm bankin on more than that. Biotechnology is growing exponentially (seriously, it's time derivative is linearly proportional to it's current state). I'm not saying it will be legal/ubiquitous, but my guess is that we'll have all the tools for immortality at our disposal by then.
Basically the exact opposite of what was said here.
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The apocalypse.
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The Israel situation will deepen with more violence still.

My academic career will slow to a halt, which I will struggle with.

Tragedy will strike my family.

My hometown will see its first murder in many years.

Countless pilot episodes will air on every television network, approximately two shows will earn public approval.

Zoklet will have a change in management, perhaps destabilizing the integrity of the site and harming its userbase.

The political environment will relax, but heat up again with media intrusion. Old wounds will reopen.

Zanick will violate Unwyred with a variety of squashes until his avatar is changed.

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You will be surrounded. You will be faced with a decisions of sacrifice. This will happen with everyone.
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12/21/2012 12:01am-every coincidence possible occurs at the same time, all dualities resolve, we live happily ever after.
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Old 04-21-2012, 04:22 PM
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Goldman Sachs will be defeated by Goldman Sachs in the 2012 election
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The Rolling Stones will debut a rap album titled simply Stone Rollin'
It will revolutionize music and Paul McCartney will jump on the band wagon.
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