Unwyred's money saving tip for a police officer's income.

[Blunderstar]

Hey guys, Unwyred here. Are you stuck with a shitty, police officer's income, despite having a wife and several mistresses to feed? Well be stuck no more, as I share my number 1 money saving tip!

Don't waste money on a toilet - just shit in Paragon's mouth! Yes, shitting in Paragon's mouth is America's past time for all serious money savers out there. And don't worry about toilet paper - just rub your crack over his Jew nose!

This has been Unwyred with Unwyred's money saving tip.

[Snoopy]

[Blunderstar]

Hey Snoopy, how do I make a girl like me? Serious question, but besides whore to a chainsaw (who's in prison) you're the only person I'd take dating advice from on here.

[Snoopy]

Serious reply: learn how to dance and go to hed kandi parties. I don't know if those still exist it's been a while since I've been out of the game.

[Blunderstar]

They still exist. That's a good idea; chicks like guys with good skills, and dancing is a great skill. Thanks a lot.

[Snoopy]

You're welcome. Please don't screw up little guy. Bouncers will turn you into a cripple if you stink up a hed kandi party.

[SBTlauien]

The bureau cut my pay, so fuck the investigation.

['Ed Rush]

First of all, police officers make pretty damn good money. That being said, I don't believe he is a cop because he posts here still. He would have to be retarded to be connected to this place if he were really a cop. My guess (I could be wrong) is that he is still a mall cop in training.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

You're welcome. Please don't screw up little guy. Bouncers will turn you into a cripple if you stink up a hed kandi party.

[Snoopy]

lol duke zion you go out to clubs?????

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

lol duke zion you go out to clubs?????

Da fuck you talking about?

[Snoopy]

Didn't think so.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Didn't think so.

[Snoopy]

so bro how do you party???

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

so bro how do you party???

I fucks wit everything from DXM to Jenkem

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

I fucks wit everything from DXM to Jenkem

So you drink cough sizzurp and huff farts in your beedroom. Some party. Too kewl to get laid I see.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

So you drink cough sizzurp and huff farts in your beedroom. Some party. Too kewl to get laid I see.

LOLOL

I admit that was pretty funny.

[Snoopy]

I don't find that very funny. I find that sad actually. You've pissed your youth away.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

I don't find that very funny. I find that sad actually. You've pissed your youth away.

It was a joke dude, you were just too dumb to get it. I aint married with a kid, I feel sorry for you dude, you are fucked pretty much.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

It was a joke dude, you were just too dumb to get it. I aint married with a kid, I feel sorry for you dude, you are fucked pretty much.

I didn't marry a kid I married to a grown woman. The kids are in the basement. lol satire is lost on you

You don't go out. All you do is sit here every weekend being pathetic. No amount of is going to change that, son.

That's the beauty of it. That's why I ain't even mad.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

I didn't marry a kid I married to a grown woman. The kids are in the basement. lol satire is lost on you

You don't go out. All you do is sit here every weekend being pathetic. No amount of is going to change that, son.

That's the beauty of it. That's why I ain't even mad.

Yea but y u mad bro hahahahhhahaahahhhahahhhahahahahhaahahhh!!!!


not really dude, your wordplay is pretty lame, you need to try harder or better yet kill yourself bro

[Blunderstar]

Snoopy is my hero, along with whore to a chainsaw, king of the world, and many other delicious crackers. I wouldn't mind being cut open and having my innards devoured by those fine, influencial fuckers, while one of them rapes me in the fucking mouth. Capische?

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Yea but y u mad bro hahahahhhahaahahhhahahhhahahahahhaahahhh!!!!


not really dude, your wordplay is pretty lame, you need to try harder or better yet kill yourself bro

o rly? you don't even have the balls to show your face brohan. such a pussy you are. that's why everyone keeps fucking with you. because you are one big, fat, pussy.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

Snoopy is my hero, along with whore to a chainsaw, king of the world, and many other delicious crackers. I wouldn't mind being cut open and having my innards devoured by those fine, influencial fuckers, while one of them rapes me in the fucking mouth. Capische?

I'm somewhat of an expert on facefucking. I really get off when they puke. Especially when they're laying on their back and the puke goes all over their eyes and nose and hair and shit. Epic throatfucking.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

o rly? you don't even have the balls to show your face brohan. such a pussy you are. that's why everyone keeps fucking with you. because you are one big, fat, pussy.

Not really. Guess what the good posters and members of the site dont fuck with me, the shitty trolls like you and the other people on the list fuck with me because you guys are pathetic losers. If you are so cool why do you waste your time arguing with me, move on you fucking moron.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

I'm somewhat of an expert on facefucking. I really get off when they puke. Especially when they're laying on their back and the puke goes all over their eyes and nose and hair and shit. Epic throatfucking.

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Not really. Guess what the good posters and members of the site dont fuck with me, the shitty trolls like you and the other people on the list fuck with me because you guys are pathetic losers. If you are so cool why do you waste your time arguing with me, move on you fucking moron.

I'm going to collect the smegma of every user in PEOO, roll it into a giant ball, and then make you eat it. Once you've shat it out, we shall disperse the poopy smegma to wires and her fellow admins; a delicious treat indeed!

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Not really. Guess what the good posters and members of the site dont fuck with me, the shitty trolls like you and the other people on the list fuck with me because you guys are pathetic losers. If you are so cool why do you waste your time arguing with me, move on you fucking moron.

I am one of the few real totseans left here. Basically if I say that you're a fag that makes it fact and everyone who isn't a pubic louse will know it. That's how this works. Anything I do here is epic by default.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

I am one of the few real totseans left here. Basically if I say that you're a fag that makes it fact and everyone who isn't a pubic louse will know it. That's how this works. Anything I do here is epic by default.

I was on Totse a long time ago, but I didn't feel the need to join this place right away.

I dont need no life advice from snoopy the epic failure troll who makes an avatar with his face on it. I have been on here 3 months, you been on here since it opened and you troll me any everyone else all time, yea dude you really have a life.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

I was on Totse a long time ago, but I didn't feel the need to join this place right away.

I dont need no life advice from snoopy the epic failure troll who makes an avatar with his face on it. I have been on here 3 months, you been on here since it opened and you troll me any everyone else all time, yea dude you really have a life.

Yeah, my lyfe is pretty epic. I've done some pretty sweet shit. Those who used to post on totse might have read about it. Now I'm doing different stuff. You on the other hand. You're wasting the best time of your life doing housewife drugs and being a general foreveralone idiot. Can't even get real drugs. That's real pathetic bro. I bet you're really fat too. And you're prolly a ginger. Damn, some people have bad luck in lyfe.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Yeah, my lyfe is pretty epic. I've done some pretty sweet shit. Those who used to post on totse might have read about it. Now I'm doing different stuff. You on the other hand. You're wasting the best time of your life doing housewife drugs and being a general foreveralone idiot. Can't even get real drugs. That's real pathetic bro. I bet you're really fat too. And you're prolly a ginger. Damn, some people have bad luck in lyfe.

I cant admit at this point in my life I am 26 and at the moment I dont have much of a social life. But I am not like you and Slag who spent their teenage years on a fucking message board. I partied and fucked more girls then you ever have. I dont need to go out and do drugs anymore dude, I am getting older, at some point you have to grow up, I have done plenty of real drugs and have access to them, I dont need to brag about the shit like you do. I know If I had a girlfriend and a kid I sure as hell wouldn't spend any time on here, that is pretty sad dude, I fell bad for them.

You dont know shit about me dude, hanging around a bunch of people who do drugs and party all the time is something I grew out of, I did the shit from ages 13 to 25, I dont need to do it anymore. Like I said before you wasted way more time on here then me and still do, so quit reflecting your insecurities on me when you dont know shit about what I have done and experienced. I aint fat or a ginger, you say the most cliche shit dude, grow up and raise your daughter so she doesn't become a fuck up like you when she gets older.

You may troll other people, but it dont work on me, I can do it much better than you.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

I cant admit at this point in my life I am 26 and at the moment I dont have much of a social life. But I am not like you and Slag who spent their teenage years on a fucking message board. I partied and fucked more girls then you ever have. I dont need to go out and do drugs anymore dude, I am getting older, at some point you have to grow up, I have done plenty of real drugs and have access to them, I dont need to brag about the shit like you do. I know If I had a girlfriend and a kid I sure as hell wouldn't spend any time on here, that is pretty sad dude, I fell bad for them.

You dont know shit about me dude, hanging around a bunch of people who do drugs and party all the time is something I grew out of, I did the shit from ages 13 to 25, I dont need to do it anymore. Like I said before you wasted way more time on here then me and still do, so quit reflecting your insecurities on me when you dont know shit about what I have done and experienced. I aint fat or a ginger, you say the most cliche shit dude, grow up and raise your daughter so she doesn't become a fuck up like you when she gets older.

You may troll other people, but it dont work on me, I can do it much better than you.

Prove it. Begin by show your face to the community.

[King of the world]

Why do you feel the need to explain all that drawn out boring shit to Snoopy? Lol. He winds you up pretty easily, man.

[Snoopy]

You know how I can tell someone's been broken? When they say you don't know shit about me dude... That's when they're in my pocket.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Prove it. Begin by show your face to the community.

Why? You going to fap to my picture? I dont need to prove anything to you dude, you can believe me or not, does not really matter to me.

[King of the world]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Why? You going to fap to my picture? I dont need to prove anything to you dude, you can believe me or not, does not really matter to me.

But you feel the need to explain EVERYTHING?

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by King of the world

Why do you feel the need to explain all that drawn out boring shit to Snoopy? Lol. He winds you up pretty easily, man.

Not really, he talks to me like I am some kid who spends all my time on the internet yet I am 26 and have been on here for 3 months yet he has been on here forever. I can argue my point all I want, everyone wants to say the same shit, oh he got you mad or you take shit personally, no dude I am defending myself

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by King of the world

But you feel the need to explain EVERYTHING?

Yea to shut him up, which he pretty much did. The dude has a kid and he spends all his time on the internet, like I said before if i had a girlfriend or a kid I wouldn't spend any time on here. I kind of think he made the shit up to make himself look better than he actually is.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Yea to shut him up, which he pretty much did. The dude has a kid and he spends all his time on the internet, like I said before if i had a girlfriend or a kid I wouldn't spend any time on here. I kind of think he made the shit up to make himself look better than he actually is.

I already told you I only post on zoklet from work. You have nothing to live for yet you aren't going out having fun. Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail!

[&Zenith]

lol duke zion has no social life or girlfriend

we already knew that bud