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Old 04-12-2012, 09:39 PM
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Trace amounts from your fingers from your feces covered keyboards you filthy internet addicted fucks. all over your sandwich hahaha
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:46 PM
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Joke's on all of you. I drink 8-10 cups of water a day, along with taking my Vitamin C and magnesium. I have a discreet tube inserted into my anus all the time except for when I shower so there is no shit residue left on the cheeks; I just let that shit shoot out through the tube and hit the bowl like a tsunami ripping through my bowels.

Never once have I had to wash my hands again.
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Old 04-13-2012, 11:47 AM
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^^What about removing the tube before you shower?
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Old 04-13-2012, 04:23 PM
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Old 04-13-2012, 04:26 PM
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its not like its someone else's fecal matter. ITS MYNE!
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Old 04-13-2012, 04:33 PM
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Old 04-13-2012, 08:15 PM
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Cholonigger's just mad because even the people at subway have started shitting on him.
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:06 PM
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Jokes on you, in the 1st world we have enough water to wash our hands with antibacterial() soap. The only thing on my keyboard is trace amount of semen, but that will only make you jealous.
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Old 04-14-2012, 06:47 PM
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Jokes on you, in the 1st world we have enough water to wash our hands with antibacterial() soap. The only thing on my keyboard is trace amount of semen, but that will only make you jealous.
Bullshit. You have trace semen in your gay fucking asshole you gay bitch
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Old 04-14-2012, 07:16 PM
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Uh who cares? There's already shit inside ur body anyways.
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:33 PM
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also on your toothbrush if you keep it in the bathroom
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Old 04-15-2012, 07:19 PM
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theres only one strain of e. coli thats pathogenic so fuck it
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