"Regular coffee please"

[Dumpster Slut]

The barista looks at me with a puzzled look. I repeat it - Regular coffee please.

HOW THE FUCK DOES REGULAR IMPLY ANY OTHER SIZE OTHER THAN MEDIUM

ANGRY DUMPSTER SLUT

VERY ANGRY

[Mordisk]

... regular usually means the ingredients, rather than the size.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by Mordisk

... regular usually means the ingredients, rather than the size.

This. What were you thinking?

[ChinaCat]

Fucking hell duh

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Proots

This. What were you thinking?

Dumpster Slut wanted to be a dick to some poor barrista

[WeezyJ]

i used to work at a smoothie shop and when people say "regular" it made me want to shoot them. some people mean small when they say regular some people mean medium. is that hard for you to say "medium" instead of "regular" bro? or do you just like confusing people so you can get mad about it and post?

[&Zenith]

My issue is when I specify the size and that I want my coffee black, that they either question it or don't understand. Is black coffee that uncommon?

[Proots]

Originally Posted by &Zenith

My issue is when I specify the size and that I want my coffee black, that they either question it or don't understand. Is black coffee that uncommon?

In the U.S. - I'd say yeah. I always get my coffee black just for the sake of convenience and taste. This is just a random number I'm pulling out of my ass - but, out of all the coffee drinkers I'd say maybe 30 percent like theirs black. Maybe even less.

[ChinaCat]

Prolly less

[Proots]

Originally Posted by ChinaCat

Prolly less

Yeah, seriously. And, what with all the funky-ass flavored creamer shit we've got now, less and less people are drinking their coffee like real men.

[ArmsMerchant]

A pox on Starbucks et al--one of the worst-tasting cups of joe I ever had was at a Starbucks, and it was overpriced at that.

I'll take the plain black coffee at Carls Jr, thank you.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by ArmsMerchant

A pox on Starbucks et al--one of the worst-tasting cups of joe I ever had was at a Starbucks, and it was overpriced at that.

I'll take the plain black coffee at Carls Jr, thank you.

Yeah, over-priced garbage. I gotta admit, there's this place around where I live - it's like...a knockoff of Dunkin' Donuts. It's called the Donut Connection. The sign even looks the same as Dunkin' Donuts - colors and everything.

Anyways, there coffee is only a dollar a cup and it's really, really fabulous.

[Dumpster Slut]

Regular = medium

thread fucking closed.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by Dumpster Slut

Regular = medium

thread fucking closed.

Yeah, regular can mean "medium". But, the problem is - "regular" is a common term used in the context of coffee drinking in general. Regular implies caffeinated, basic coffee.

You should have been more clear. Sorry, man.

[Sir Cornwell]

OP is the type who wants servers to read minds and then gets all pissed when when they actually do.

[ChinaCat]

Yeah regular only works when they have a two size system with regular and large

[Dumpster Slut]

you shit regular coffee implies medium - end of story -

this thread is a declaration, not a discussion

your posting in a closed thread

[jerome]

yeah regular does equal medium. i'm remembering that a lot of stores in general actually just have even a "regular" size on their board.

[AoxomoxoA]

Regular does not conote size when it comes to coffee, it's a term used for the actual contents of the coffee.

[Former FBI Agent]

Regular to me implies you want the cheapest (smallest) shit with black coffee.

You're retarded.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by Former FBI Agent

Regular to me implies you want the cheapest (smallest) shit with black coffee.

You're retarded.

Case and point. Regular can mean small or medium to different people. However, regular only means one thing in relation to coffee - so, sorry, OP. You confused some poor cashier, because you weren't being clear at all.

Then, you came on here to bitch - received no support and tried to back pedal.

[Dumpster Slut]

You are all posting in a closed thread

edit your posts and remove the content.

[Dumpster Slut]

by the way your guys energy towards coffee size is fucking hilarious


- faggots lololol

[a334jv2df]

Who the fuck says "regular coffee"? I would look at you like you're an idiot too. If you're ordering a coffee from any normal, working class place you say size, and how you want it. For example, "small coffee light and sweet" or "medium coffee black". If you're ordering from a trendy coffee house, or a starbucks type place, then chances are they have their own lingo. Or tall, short, etc.

Hur dur dur I'll have a regular coffee der da der.

But yea, you're right. This is a declaration, not a discussion. I declare you're fucking retarded.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Fuck coffee shops that have two sizes of cups, and call them Medium and Large. If there's a medium, then there's got to be a fucking SMALL doesn't there?

Fuckwits. Anyway, I don't have your problem. When I walk in and say Short black, tall black, or tall soymilk flat white with extra froth (cheaper version of capuccino), a shot of hazelnut, a shot of caramel and half a shot of chocolate, they fucking better know what I'm talking about before I have to repeat myself.

[PotRoastMuscles]

Dumpster Slut- Would it get you wet if I smashed your teeth in with a brick?

[a334jv2df]

Double Venti pumpkin spice with no froth ftw

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Fuck venti, fuck iced chai lattes too. Shit tastes like hot cross buns.

[turboneger]

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[Dumpster Slut]

REGULAR MEANS MEDIUM - YOUR ALL WRONG - I AM RIGHT - CONTINUE YOUR DISCUSSIONS IN OTHER THREADS - THIS SPACE WILL NOW BE USED FOR MASTURBATION




by the way, you faggots REALLY know your coffee.

im so fucking proud of you.


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[Dumpster Slut]

[a334jv2df]

Originally Posted by Kwinnie Bogan

Fuck venti, fuck iced chai lattes too. Shit tastes like hot cross buns.

venti is a size you moron

[Dumpster Slut]

Originally Posted by a334jv2df

venti is a size you moron

lol omg you fuckers get religious

[PotRoastMuscles]

Your the most disgusting cum dumpster on earth.
I want to throw you in a woodchipper.

[a334jv2df]

Originally Posted by Dumpster Slut

lol omg you fuckers get religious

No, I'm just not an idiot. You don't have to be "religious" to know how to properly order a coffee. You just don't have to be a mental infant like yourself.

How many slices are in a "regular" pizza?

How much pasta do you want? "regular"....

fucktard

[Dumpster Slut]

Originally Posted by PotRoastMuscles

Your the most disgusting cum dumpster on earth.
I want to throw you in a woodchipper.

i will bury you, six days later i will dig you up

i will sell your bones to Vietnamese doctors - then i will fuck your spongy body until bubbles come from my dick

[Dumpster Slut]

Originally Posted by a334jv2df

No, I'm just not an idiot. You don't have to be "religious" to know how to properly order a coffee. You just don't have to be a mental infant like yourself.

How many slices are in a "regular" pizza?

How much pasta do you want? "regular"....

fucktard

tell me more, please go on - im learning so much from you

[PotRoastMuscles]

Can't lie that got me hard as fuck.
Wanna meet up somewhere and I will fuck your face with a samurai sword ?

[a334jv2df]

Originally Posted by Dumpster Slut

tell me more, please go on - im learning so much from you

You're a forever alone faggot who wishes he had enough guts to blow his (your) own brain out

[SBTlauien]

lol @ troll thread.