Reasons to fear Canada

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by Yurpen

America and everywhere else should just adopt our parliamentary democracy and federal system.

I wouldn't go that far, I actually hate the canadian government. More like everywhere else should base their banking laws on common sense, not greed.

[Lucid]

I love how Americans think we depend on them for anything other than Hollywood movies.

America is growing weak, you offer us next to nothing. That's why we're blowing China now instead.

[Lucid]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

I wouldn't go that far, I actually hate the canadian government. More like everywhere else should base their banking laws on common sense, not greed.

I get a little worried when is see NDP sweeps with reps that have never even held jobs. Thank fuck Alberta is still redneck. Wild Rose muthafuckas...

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by Miley Highrus

Like I've said before you can have pride for your country I have no problem with a Canadian as long as he agrees the following things

1.) They have shit weather
2.) The are the Unites States' bitch
3.) Their country is full of pussies

Can't handle a bit of snow?

Fucking pussy.

[water bottle]

Originally Posted by Miley Highrus

God the canadians got extra butthurt in this thread lol.

That's not how I see it. A couple Americans got mad and a bunch of Canadians had a laugh.

[water bottle]

Really, though, I'm actually a huge admirer of America. You guys have done some amazing things. Whenever I say that abroad people think I'm being sarcastic, but I'm sincere.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by water bottle

Really, though, I'm actually a huge admirer of America. You guys have done some amazing things. Whenever I say that abroad people think I'm being sarcastic, but I'm sincere.

like wut.

[Lucid]

Originally Posted by water bottle

Really, though, I'm actually a huge admirer of America. You guys have done some amazing things. Whenever I say that abroad people think I'm being sarcastic, but I'm sincere.

There's definitely some things America has got right that I wish we would adopt up here. Like the right to freely arm yourself as an individual with ridiculous weaponry. They're harder on immigration, while it seems like we let just anyone waltz on in. They're not ashamed of their military, when half our country is in an uproar because we want to buy a handful of fighter jets. There's some beautiful countryside, but that's in every country really. Even the biggest third world shit holes have beautiful nature terrain. Also, I love buying shit out of the states now that the American dollar is in the shitter. The key problem with the United States is that it's full of Americans. I guess it wouldn't be too bad if you moved into one of the states that Canadians are buying up like Arizona or or Florida.

[Yurpen]

Cheap beer and cigarettes is what America has.

[Lucid]

Originally Posted by Yurpen

Cheap beer and cigarettes is what America has.

Dairy products too. Shit cheese and milk is like half price down there. When I lived near the border, we'd make regular beer, cig, and cheese runs. We get taxed like fuck on that stuff. I quit smoking and brew my own booze now though, so really I only get hit on the cheese these days, lol. I need to get a cow and figure cheese and butter and shit out next.

[1983]

Originally Posted by bish

Do they have ne nukes?

We used to.



Some people put them in missiles... We put them in guided planes.

Al

[Yurpen]

Originally Posted by 1983

We used to.


Al

Oh, how little you know.

[water bottle]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

like wut.

General technological innovations, spread of democracy, spread of liberal economic policies, and the rise of institutionalism of norms/economics/etc . Yes, I realize that's a controversial thing to say. I don't care. I'm not a relativist. I appreciate America's influence and welcome it much more than, say, Chinese influence. Also, I love American culture in terms of music and cinema, even considering the bullshit you guys sometimes pass on to the world. A lot of gems within the BS.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by water bottle

General technological innovations, spread of democracy, spread of liberal economic policies, and the rise of institutionalism of norms/economics/etc . Yes, I realize that's a controversial thing to say. I don't care. I'm not a relativist. I appreciate America's influence and welcome it much more than, say, Chinese influence. Also, I love American culture in terms of music and cinema, even considering the bullshit you guys sometimes pass on to the world. A lot of gems within the BS.

B = Fail
"American" cinema = Jew

and if you actually think america is a democracy you're fucking retarded.

[water bottle]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

B = Fail
"American" cinema = Jew

and if you actually think america is a democracy you're fucking retarded.

Ah, I see. You're an unintelligent guy with a chip on his shoulder. I'll stop wasting my time with you.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by water bottle

Ah, I see. You're an unintelligent guy with a chip on his shoulder. I'll stop wasting my time with you.

What gave me away? Was is the fact that I said american cinema is jewish, or the fact that I said american is not a democracy?

[The Pat-Man]

wow this thread kept going eh?

[water bottle]

Pat alone gives me faith in the 'murican spirit.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by water bottle

Pat alone gives me faith in the 'murican spirit.

Yeah, for someone so smug you sure show a complete and total lack of logical arguments.

[1983]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

wow this thread kept going eh?

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Al

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by water bottle

Pat alone gives me faith in the 'murican spirit.

its a shame cause im not even sure if im a citizen.



JK feds i kid, i kid.

[WAN]

Our Canadian boys are way hotter than them american pig-faced bois