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Old 04-15-2012, 08:31 AM
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This granny's ganja wasn't for glaucoma -- turns out she might have been the biggest pot dealer in town.
When cops kicked down the door of an elderly woman's Oklahoma home on Monday, they said they knew they'd find some marijuana. What they didn't expect was that 73-year-old Darlene Mayes was packing 4 pounds of pot, $276,000 in cash, a semiautomatic pistol and a revolver, The Daily reported.
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Old 04-15-2012, 08:58 AM
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:24 AM
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that's my grannY!
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:35 AM
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Came here expecting granny in a gangbang. Left disappoint.
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:35 AM
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:40 AM
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:01 AM
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she worked for that money over a span of several years, all the cops had to work at is kicking down the door and carrying the duffel bag back to their car


fucking thieves
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:37 AM
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she worked for that money over a span of several years, all the cops had to work at is kicking down the door and carrying the duffel bag back to their car


fucking thieves
If you dont launder you sorta deserve it. However as shes old its pretty scummy
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:57 AM
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If you dont launder you sorta deserve it. However as shes old its pretty scummy
stealing from grannies is fucking low
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Old 04-15-2012, 12:19 PM
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That is one hardcore grandma! I wish she was mine, that would be awesome to chill and smoke weed with your grandma everyday.
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shes not going to miss that money, she's gonna die in prison most likely. The truly fucked up part is, she probably got sold out by some 16 year old bitch who got caught with a 1/4 oz
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:25 PM
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"The confiscated money will be shared amongst the agencies making up the drug task force"

In other words the pigs just pocket it.
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:35 PM
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Old hippies never die.
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where did you get the "gangbangin" part from?
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Old 04-19-2012, 03:18 PM
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This is pretty depressing.
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Don't mind these faggots TORTILLA, you're still my favourite bread to wrap my meat in.
im not a bread u fuck
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where did you get the "gangbangin" part from?
Me thinks it was an interpretation of being a gang banger(i.e. large amounts of pot and handguns) and not gang banged...
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Default Re: 73-Year Old Grandma Gangbangin' Pot Dealer LOL

I bet all my pot head friends are going to be upset. That's not far from here. lol
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That's right. You're not just any bread. You're the best bread ever.
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