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Old 04-19-2012, 06:08 AM
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2. You have the spelling and grammar of a kindergartner.

3. LOL @ the skinny black kid that failed miserably the moment he walked in the store. Stealing software.
1. KindergartEner..

2. You should get it right yourself if you want to make fun of other people
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:28 AM
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That's funny because if I renew my security license and you take a swing at me in a fight or otherwise it's still considered assault on a peace officer.

Always a fun way to end someone else night.

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its funny because I can fucking run really fast. - you fat lazy chumps
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Old 04-20-2012, 07:58 AM
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How does that compare to 'assault on a police officer', as far as penalties go?
That's the kind of thing that varies widely between states (and since Canada is involved here, varies even more widely between countries as well.)

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unless i see PD badge I'm swinging.
Another situation that varies between states, but here at least... go nuts! Feel free to turn misdemeanor shoplifting into felony/agg. battery (especially since you probably have a record)... where any citizen, LP or not, has a right to legitimately detain and arrest you.
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By the way in case none of you realized, this video is just propaganda. Obviously they are not gonna show the people who shop lifted successfully.

Their ratio of catching shoplifters is still probably fairly low, even though they have a million cameras, a ton of LP, and are apparently right next door to a police station full of cops with nothing better to do than send like 5 cars for a report of someone stealing batteries.

Their situation is an LP dream scenario, and they still probably lose tons of money to shoplifters everyday.

Not that I condone shop lifting, I don't. I recommend you deal drugs and then buy the items you desire if you are determined to avoid real labor. At least that method is better for the economy.
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That's the kind of thing that varies widely between states (and since Canada is involved here, varies even more widely between countries as well.)



Another situation that varies between states, but here at least... go nuts! Feel free to turn misdemeanor shoplifting into felony/agg. battery (especially since you probably have a record)... where any citizen, LP or not, has a right to legitimately detain and arrest you.
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Old 04-20-2012, 04:51 PM
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its funny because I can fucking run really fast. - you fat lazy chumps
Why would I need to chase after you? I'm not payed to deal with you so outside of the camera footage and a description to the police my job is done.

If it was a fight that broke out I don't think you'd be walking much after you took your first swing. We carry long flashlights for a reason and most of the reason is to try to break your kneecaps.

A short little story from a few years ago.

I was in the patrol car with my boss and an alarm went off so we responded. When we got there the window to the clients building was broken so my patrol driver got out to take a look around.

Before he got out of the car he popped the trunk and had me stand by it in case someone tried to jump him. What I was standing beside was a trunk with a few bats and other miscellaneous in it.

No one was found on site so we called it in filed a report with the cops then I went home fucked the girlfriend, ate some chow and passed out.

Most of my regular days I'd just sleep because they never payed me enough to give a fuck.

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security camera footage is the most over-rated tool ever. in a big city im lost in the faces of millions of other people.
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1. KindergartEner..

2. You should get it right yourself if you want to make fun of other people
You're fucking retarded.
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Old 04-21-2012, 04:35 PM
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Ok I'm like 5 minutes in... When do they start showing the immoral/illegal abuses of loss prevention procedures?
7:24 the phisiacaly touch that guy and i heard it was illegal for lps to do that unless they were cops.
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