Originally Posted by Dumpster Slut
its funny because I can fucking run really fast. - you fat lazy chumps
Why would I need to chase after you? I'm not payed to deal with you so outside of the camera footage and a description to the police my job is done.
If it was a fight that broke out I don't think you'd be walking much after you took your first swing. We carry long flashlights for a reason and most of the reason is to try to break your kneecaps.
A short little story from a few years ago.
I was in the patrol car with my boss and an alarm went off so we responded. When we got there the window to the clients building was broken so my patrol driver got out to take a look around.
Before he got out of the car he popped the trunk and had me stand by it in case someone tried to jump him. What I was standing beside was a trunk with a few bats and other miscellaneous in it.
No one was found on site so we called it in filed a report with the cops then I went home fucked the girlfriend, ate some chow and passed out.
Most of my regular days I'd just sleep because they never payed me enough to give a fuck.