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Old 04-21-2012, 06:02 AM
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Old 04-21-2012, 06:04 AM
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Old 04-21-2012, 06:08 AM
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Old 04-21-2012, 06:10 AM
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As of 11:11 today. I have awakened!

It was initiated by a rising-loud buzzing sound in my earS!

This sound caused my focus to return to the fore-front of my brain in which I was no longer thinking about the lesser involved reality I was generating for myself!

Ironically, this occurred only when I found myself in a situation in the dream where this was likely to happen!

I don't know if this is relative to the fact that my alarm goes off everyday at the same time, or if my brain simply quantizes the perception of time "as needed" to relate the real world event to the situation in the "world within the world".
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Old 04-22-2012, 02:47 PM
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:02 PM
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:33 PM
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A ranting drug addict - it's worse than I feared!
For hostage purposes - you're just too weird. BYE!
He's not saying anything particularly strange, just that his circadian rhythm is so attuned with his alarm clock that, by the exact time it would normally go off, his brain has already concocted a situation which incorporates the ringing as part of the dream he's having. And he uses this as a clue to wake up. Think about it--his inquiry concerns the mechanics of synchronicity; a bridge between the duality of mind and body, self and other.

Just as important is the fact that you can learn to observe synchronicity: he notices the ring and realizes that even though he's in another little universe of his own making, there is another which he must attend to. It becomes a signal, a reactionary function of the subconscious. He's uninstalled the trial software and now is programming with his own code. There are so many questions surrounding this matter, it goes deeper than I can fathom.

Trolling isn't hard around here because of the seemingly foreign manner through which he relates his ideas, but if you do want to learn about your spirituality, remember that ate does not post anything meaningless. He just speaks to his experience; it's his acquired vocabulary, it's different because he has so much experience with concepts that others have little exposure to, and he does his best to keep it concise. As his style sinks in and you become familiar with what he conveys, many things will make less and less sense simply because of the pointless, insipid and taxing frivolities that we typically engage in through day-to-day living. I think you've already noticed this.
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