I'm gonna start using lube when I jack off.

Actor · #1 04-22-2012, 08:59 PM

Yeah i think it would feel better if I did that, and more semen would probably come out of my dick. I mean, something as intimate as that, I should be be pampering myself and jacking off with high end lotion that smells nice and wear a rubber so I don't have to wipe up all the semen after im done. I don't actualy clean it up or anything, but Im gonna start blowing my loads into rubbers so theres no mess.

The Pat-Man · #2 04-22-2012, 09:02 PM

+1 for not being circumcised

DJ Meaty Cheeks · #3 04-22-2012, 09:03 PM

This is the pivotal decision of your life I'm guessing?

Actor · #4 04-22-2012, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

+1 for not being circumcised

Actualy i am. When I first started jacking off I used lotion every time and I had teach myself how to jack off with just my hand.

The Pat-Man · #5 04-22-2012, 09:21 PM

no im saying when you arent circumcised lube is unnecessary.

yawanur · #6 04-22-2012, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Actor

I had to teach myself how to jack off with just my hand

This is unbelievable! Get this man a trophy!

White Jesus · #7 04-23-2012, 11:17 AM

It'll save you from those nasty blisters you get from jacking off all day

Bradley · #8 04-23-2012, 11:27 AM

sand paper > lotion

You'll get more stamina.

Mutant Funk Drink · #9 04-24-2012, 03:57 AM

Lube is awesome to use when jacking off.

I recommend using the silicone version of Astroglide, as it is now available at grocery stores and is easy to clean up. Regular Astroglide is great too.

-Fuck- · #10 04-24-2012, 04:08 AM

I wish someone told me this when I was 14: Go with astroglide, get a fleshlight (and like nearly all 17 lesbian bukkake movies are still being torrented if you want the TRUE essence of woman in video form, haha) and realize one thing: Masturbation is an extremely spiritual discipline, if you eliminate the ejaculation (spilling of the semen) from the equation. You can become so sensitive to your own nature and the nature of energies that you will go through things way beyond sex. It becomes a holistic practice which eliminates physical, mental, and emotional energies from your being, and transforms you more than any medicine. They understood this in the East and call it Sexual Alchemy/Tantra. Good luck, save your jizz! Looking back on how I spent a lot of money on drugs for years, I wish I spent a lot of it on hookups and lube, instead of boring parties with booze that never go anywhere and everyone falls asleep.

Michael Scott · #11 04-24-2012, 04:10 AM

what happened to good old fashioned playboys and the family bottle of face lotion?
I hate what masturbation has become. You kids and your fancy lubes and your internet porn. Back in my day we made use with what we had!

-Fuck- · #12 04-24-2012, 06:10 AM

There's a porn with a famous porn star guy playing with a fleshlight WHILE fucking with a girl too. Talk about choices.

I don't think today's society is full of mentally healthy individuals, but it's not their fault. I can just walk down the street sometimes and have people sneer at me in front of their girlfriends, if I'm going to buy a soda or a pen or something. I've lost friends over envy. Women are equally clingy. I doubt I'll have a long term relationship anytime soon because I'm just so damn selfish, have worked too many damn jobs, too damn alone, but I think theres no harm in one night stands, hookups, nonserious relationships, call girls with discretion, and porn/masturbation SO LONG as one is fully in control of seminal fluid loss, which most people aren't. Nothing's wrong with jackin it. NOT jackin it on the other hand, you better start questioning your priorities and reasons to live. Sex with hot slutty wild chicks kicks ass. If theyre not around and you want to look at an image or video of them, who gives a shit? Sex brings us to our basic, eternal nature. They should have taught tantra in sex. ed, one day they will.